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I don't buy it -
03-19-2020, 09:04 PM
Hi,
If the earth really was flat, then how can the virus spread so fast? Tell me!
Bup the broker
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Re: I don't buy it -
03-19-2020, 09:09 PM
Dear friend,
your logic is not what matters. Only the Bible matters. It is God's word because the Bible says so.
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Re: I don't buy it -
03-19-2020, 09:10 PM
It is he that sitteth upon the circle of the earth,
and the inhabitants thereof are as grasshoppers;
that stretcheth out the heavens as a curtain,
and spreadeth them out as a tent to dwell in: Is. 40:22
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Re: I don't buy it -
03-19-2020, 09:14 PM
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Originally Posted by bupthebroker
Hi,
If the earth really was flat, then how can the virus spread so fast? Tell me!
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How dumb can you get! If the earth were globular, then how would the virus get around the other side?
And, by the way, that's a pretty feeble introduction. This is the Introduction Forum. As it says at the top of the page, Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus. How about actually introducing yourself?
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Re: I don't buy it -
03-19-2020, 09:30 PM
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Originally Posted by bupthebroker
Hi,
If the earth really was flat, then how can the virus spread so fast? Tell me!
Bup the broker
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Friend, have you heard of theonomics? Well, you're in luck'er, 'cause I'm Phil Hucker, and I'm here to tell you with careful investing with Jesus and myself, I can promise you in 7 days, you will feel safe to buy the undeniable flatness of our beloved home -- Earth. Think of the Earth as a baking sheet, and the corona is a drop of oil. Shake the sheet around, what happens? The oil spreads! This is a direct empirical observation of how this oily Chinese virus is reaching all corners. Drop me a line and I'll tell you more! -Phill
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Re: I don't buy it -
03-20-2020, 12:13 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by bupthebroker
Hi,
If the earth really was flat, then how can the virus spread so fast? Tell me!
Bup the broker
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First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.
Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.
Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .
If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.
Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.
And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: I don't buy it -
03-20-2020, 12:24 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by bupthebroker
Hi,
If the earth really was flat, then how can the virus spread so fast? Tell me!
Bup the broker
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Dear Miss Broker: to , here at .
I must point out that we like our newcomers to provide a proper introductory message, as noted at the top of the very Introduction Forum that you so skillfully managed to find. Since our simple requests were ignored not met, I will include them here, for your benefit:
The introduction forum Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.
I do hope that you will provide us with this information, just so we can get to know you a bit better. I see that your question has already been answered so nicely by some of our blessed servants of the , including our beloved .
May richly bless you, Dear.
(Mrs.) Isabella White
Hebrews 10:19 "Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "
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Re: I don't buy it -
03-20-2020, 02:00 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by bupthebroker
Hi,
If the earth really was flat, then how can the virus spread so fast? Tell me!
Bup the broker
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Well, Mr. Smart Guy, we know from the Bible that the Earth has four corners. I assume you are another of the Round Earthers who come here from time to time. If you can figure out how to make a ball have four corners, I will listen to your theories. Until then, consider yourself debunked.
Ordinarily, I would rebuke you for failing to properly introduce yourself, but I see you have receive sufficient rebuking for now.
God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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Re: I don't buy it -
03-20-2020, 03:24 PM
Of course the Earth is round, St. Augustine knew it:
Quote:
Originally Posted by St. Augustine
Although water still covered all the earth, nothing was preventing the watery and spherical mass from having day on one side by the presence of light, and on the other side, night by the absence of light, that in the evening, darkness would pass to that side from which light would be turning to the other.
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Re: I don't buy it -
03-20-2020, 05:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Romeo Rovagnati
Of course the Earth is round, St. Augustine knew it:
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Preposterous. Roman saints, most of whom reached that position through sexual favors for the Pope, do not trump the word of God. In Revelation 7:1 we are clearly informed that the Earth has four corners. Catholics have little use for the Bible, but even Romans should be able to use it for factual reference. Stop the idol worshipping, friend, and come to Jesus before it's too late. I expect most of you Italians will be called to their reward before the end of summer. The End is nigh. Where will you be spending eternity?
God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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