The introduction forum Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus. |
Unsaved trash
|
|
Posts: 94
Join Date: May 2020
|
|
Hi my name is Alex -
05-05-2020, 09:21 PM
Hello my name is Alex. I'm a christian I come from the united states and I'm a christian. My dream is to become an ashiatsu massage therapist and live in a nicer town My favorite verse is Jeremiah 29:11
|
|
Serving Jesus
True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 4,470
Join Date: Aug 2013
Location: Godly Texas, Besieged by Papist Idol Worshippers
|
|
Re: Hi my name is Alex -
05-05-2020, 09:45 PM
Welcome, Alex. What town do you live in now? I am very sorry it is not to your liking, but getting involved with Asiatic massage parlors may not be the best course. Where I live the police often go to those parlors and arrest everyone there. Prostitution is illegal in most of America.
God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
|
Unsaved trash
|
|
Posts: 94
Join Date: May 2020
|
|
Re: Hi my name is Alex -
05-05-2020, 09:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Alvin Moss
Welcome, Alex. What town do you live in now? I am very sorry it is not to your liking, but getting involved with Asiatic massage parlors may not be the best course. Where I live the police often go to those parlors and arrest everyone there. Prostitution is illegal in most of America.
|
I will not say where I live but I'll tell you the ashiatsu massage parlors that are near me dont have that problem. In fact the places getting busted for p rostitution where I live are either those porn stores or those steam. I mean maybe their is some prostitution in some massage parlors in other places but I havent heard anything about that where I live
|
|
South of the Border outreach program True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 13,156
Join Date: Mar 2013
Location: Godly Midwest
|
|
Re: Hi my name is Alex -
05-05-2020, 10:01 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Alex112
Hello my name is Alex. I'm a christian I come from the united states and I'm a christian. My dream is to become an ashiatsu massage therapist and live in a nicer town My favorite verse is Jeremiah 29:11
|
Jeremiah 29 is such a lovely read, isn't it? God talks to the Israelites as they are carried away as captive slaves of the Babylonian king Nebuchadnezzar:
Jeremiah 29:1 Now these are the words of the letter that Jeremiah the prophet sent from Jerusalem unto the residue of the elders which were carried away captives, and to the priests, and to the prophets, and to all the people whom Nebuchadnezzar had carried away captive from Jerusalem to Babylon;
It's a perfect example of a stick now and carrot 70 years later:
Jeremiah 29:10 For thus saith the Lord, That after seventy years be accomplished at Babylon I will visit you, and perform my good word toward you, in causing you to return to this place.
You should really take this chapter to heart, my dear Alex. As noted by Brother Alvin, God will likely punish you for getting involved in sin. The "stick now/carrot 70 years later" approach by God may not turn out too well for you.
|
Unsaved trash
|
|
Posts: 94
Join Date: May 2020
|
|
Re: Hi my name is Alex -
05-05-2020, 10:10 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Basilissa
Jeremiah 29 is such a lovely read, isn't it? God talks to the Israelites as they are carried away as captive slaves of the Babylonian king Nebuchadnezzar:
Jeremiah 29:1 Now these are the words of the letter that Jeremiah the prophet sent from Jerusalem unto the residue of the elders which were carried away captives, and to the priests, and to the prophets, and to all the people whom Nebuchadnezzar had carried away captive from Jerusalem to Babylon;
It's a perfect example of a stick now and carrot 70 years later:
Jeremiah 29:10 For thus saith the Lord, That after seventy years be accomplished at Babylon I will visit you, and perform my good word toward you, in causing you to return to this place.
You should really take this chapter to heart, my dear Alex. As noted by Brother Alvin, God will likely punish you for getting involved in sin. The "stick now/carrot 70 years later" approach by God may not turn out too well for you.
|
Yeah alot of people tell me it's weird to like the book of Jeremiah but honestly it's a pretty good read and also very accurate
Not all massage parlors are in the business of prostitution at least not where I live. Being a massage therapist or a doctor is not sinful it's just the illegal crap that goes on in parlors or offices that's sinful. Besides I was planning on doing research on busineses before I join one in a worst case scenario I'll be an on call ashiatsu therapist that can do individual appointments at their place of work or home instead of doing the massage at a parlor or spa that has that problem
|
|
South of the Border outreach program True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 13,156
Join Date: Mar 2013
Location: Godly Midwest
|
|
Re: Hi my name is Alex -
05-05-2020, 10:20 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Alex112
Yeah alot of people tell me it's weird to like the book of Jeremiah but honestly it's a pretty good read and also very accurate
|
Oh dear, I would never tell you that Jeremiah is weird. The Word of God is perfect and there is nothing weird about it.
Jeremiah contains many beautiful verses. Here is one of my favorites:
Jeremiah 11:11 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will bring evil upon them, which they shall not be able to escape; and though they shall cry unto me, I will not hearken unto them.
Many people who believe themselves to be Christians falsely believe that God is some sort of a "love and peace for all" hippie. Jeremiah reminds us that God brings evil upon those who disobey Him.
Quote:
Not all massage parlors are in the business of prostitution at least not where I live. Being a massage therapist or a doctor is not sinful it's just the illegal crap that goes on in parlors or offices that's sinful. Besides I was planning on doing research on busineses before I join one in a worst case scenario I'll be an on call ashiatsu therapist that can do individual appointments at their place of work or home instead of doing the massage at a parlor or spa that has that problem
|
Dear, if you find me a Bible verse that approves of this Chinese massage, I will be convinced.
|
Unsaved trash
|
|
Posts: 94
Join Date: May 2020
|
|
Re: Hi my name is Alex -
05-05-2020, 10:33 PM
Yeah Jeremiah is amazing but unfortunetly alot of lukewarm Christians think that book was to harsh but the stuff in Jeremiah is like 100% honest and alot of the stuff that Jeremiah says applie to today
Barefoot Ashiatsu massage is not chinese its japanese
Also there is a verse that supports ashiatsu it's the verse of John 13:12-14
I mean that verse talks about serving others it doesnt mention ashiatsu it uses jesus washing his disciples feet as an example of serving others that's exactly what ashiatsu massage therapists do: they serve others
Ashiatsu massage is completely biblical and I cant wait to get my license
|
|
True Christian™ Just a Regular Nice Guy
|
|
Posts: 29,835
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Between Lynchburg and Walton's Mountain
|
|
Re: Hi my name is Alex -
05-06-2020, 12:23 AM
Hello Alexander. Why you want to fondle autistics?
Without prayer you cannot get the demons out of them. Only a Senior Pastor can remove them by the laying of hands.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
|
Unsaved trash
|
|
Posts: 94
Join Date: May 2020
|
|
Re: Hi my name is Alex -
05-06-2020, 02:26 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by James Hutchins
Hello Alexander. Why you want to fondle autistics?
Without prayer you cannot get the demons out of them. Only a Senior Pastor can remove them by the laying of hands.
|
I never said anything about autistics? I was talking about becoming a massage therapist and God
|
|
Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology) Victim of atheist scientific persecution
|
|
Posts: 10,336
Join Date: Apr 2014
Location: On a mission in Godless Europistan
|
|
Re: Hi my name is Alex -
05-06-2020, 02:46 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Alex112
I never said anything about autistics? I was talking about becoming a massage therapist and God
|
You're thinking about becoming God?! That is Mormonism! They falsely think that they'll get their own 'planets' where they will exert unlimited powers. We know that becoming godlike was a false promise by Satan!
Genesis 3:5
For God doth know that in the day ye eat thereof, then your eyes shall be opened, and ye shall be as gods, knowing good and evil.
Hopes of becoming gods is what led mankind to its current sorry state! Please be very careful!
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.
PREPARE YOURSELF TO RAPTURE WITH THIS MANUAL!
Check out our Research in Creation Science:
|
Unsaved trash
|
|
Posts: 94
Join Date: May 2020
|
|
Re: Hi my name is Alex -
05-06-2020, 02:52 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Elmer G. White
You're thinking about becoming God?! That is Mormonism! They falsely think that they'll get their own 'planets' where they will exert unlimited powers. We know that becoming godlike was a false promise by Satan!
Genesis 3:5
For God doth know that in the day ye eat thereof, then your eyes shall be opened, and ye shall be as gods, knowing good and evil.
Hopes of becoming gods is what led mankind to its current sorry state! Please be very careful!
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
|
Dang it sorry I meant becoming a better follower of god I hate my phone 🙄
Please dont be mad that was not my fault you really their would be better typing technology but Samsung never fixes their cheap crap I typed follower but my phone completely screwed it up
My apologies I meant better follower gosh that's embarressing
|
Unsaved trash
|
|
Posts: 94
Join Date: May 2020
|
|
Re: Hi my name is Alex -
05-06-2020, 02:58 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Elmer G. White
You're thinking about becoming God?! That is Mormonism! They falsely think that they'll get their own 'planets' where they will exert unlimited powers. We know that becoming godlike was a false promise by Satan!
Genesis 3:5
For God doth know that in the day ye eat thereof, then your eyes shall be opened, and ye shall be as gods, knowing good and evil.
Hopes of becoming gods is what led mankind to its current sorry state! Please be very careful!
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
|
Please please please do not think I did that on purpose I really did not mean that I feel so embarressed I do not feel like that at all I love god. I would never ever ever say that!
I hate those sinners and rap musicians who think they are above god they sicken me! I hate the watchtower society that acts like god to. I dont think like that at all.
I was never meaning to say that deliberately you have no idea how crappy my phone is it's slow when I went to type it it screwed it up because its slow and I couldn't type because it was freezing a nd the autocorrect made it first. I cant wait for a new plan I'm sick of this damn mobile plan like you wouldnt believe friend
Again I never meant to say that i meant better follower damn i feel terrible for not catching that
|
Unsaved trash
|
|
Posts: 94
Join Date: May 2020
|
|
Re: Hi my name is Alex -
05-06-2020, 03:03 AM
I feel really really really stupid for not catching my phone doing that. I hope you guys dont have the wrong idea of me now. Please please please dont punish me or anything I love gods word you have no idea. Samsung atat makes horrid crap that cant operate I cant wait for a better phone plan
|
Unsaved trash
|
|
Posts: 94
Join Date: May 2020
|
|
Re: Hi my name is Alex -
05-06-2020, 03:08 AM
If I could I would make five million apologies I feel so bad for not catching that typo you have no idea how I'm feeling right now
I've litterally prayed to make sure god understood it was my phone screwing up and I have apologized 5 times to him already
|
Unsaved trash
|
|
Posts: 94
Join Date: May 2020
|
|
Re: Hi my name is Alex -
05-06-2020, 03:13 AM
Please please please dont ban me I never ever meant to type what I type i really wish i had looked over that post I'm so sorry like you wouldnt believe
Can we just be polite and civil and forget my accident I dont want this to become an argument I'm sorry it was my phone I feel so bad already 😭
|
Unsaved trash
|
|
Posts: 94
Join Date: May 2020
|
|
Re: Hi my name is Alex -
05-06-2020, 03:18 AM
I'm serious please dont hate me over a simple typing mistake. I want to be friends! I love God 😭
|
Unsaved trash
|
|
Posts: 94
Join Date: May 2020
|
|
Re: Hi my name is Alex -
05-06-2020, 03:23 AM
Please Elmer is there anyway I can contact you on here and just explain the typo I dont want you to think I'm evil or anything I love God and I want to clear this up with you and the admins please?
|
|
Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology) Victim of atheist scientific persecution
|
|
Posts: 10,336
Join Date: Apr 2014
Location: On a mission in Godless Europistan
|
|
Re: Hi my name is Alex -
05-06-2020, 03:35 AM
Dear Sinner,
As long as you've not trespassed against Matthew 12:31 (have you/can you be sure?), there is always a chance for you. Jesus is Merciful, in my opinion, often even more merciful than the sinners deserve (Jonah 4:2).
John 5:14
Afterward Jesus findeth him in the temple, and said unto him, Behold, thou art made whole: sin no more, lest a worse thing come unto thee.
Of course, in the end, Matthew 7:14 is a good indicator of a sinner's likelihood of finding conform on the Bosom of Sweet Jesus. You might consider panicking less with amok posting and using the Bible more as a first step.
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.
PREPARE YOURSELF TO RAPTURE WITH THIS MANUAL!
Check out our Research in Creation Science:
|
Unsaved trash
|
|
Posts: 94
Join Date: May 2020
|
|
Re: Hi my name is Alex -
05-06-2020, 03:56 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Elmer G. White
Dear Sinner,
As long as you've not trespassed against Matthew 12:31 (have you/can you be sure?), there is always a chance for you. Jesus is Merciful, in my opinion, often even more merciful than the sinners deserve (Jonah 4:2).
John 5:14
Afterward Jesus findeth him in the temple, and said unto him, Behold, thou art made whole: sin no more, lest a worse thing come unto thee.
Of course, in the end, Matthew 7:14 is a good indicator of a sinner's likelihood of finding conform on the Bosom of Sweet Jesus. You might consider panicking less with amok posting and using the Bible more as a first step.
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
|
Thanks man I truly appreciate it. You have no idea how bad I feel about that typo
I'll try next time to not panic so much I just had the fear you guys would think differently of me now i really really do love God and I always make sure I pray a few times during the day and study the bible to
|
|
Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology) Victim of atheist scientific persecution
|
|
Posts: 10,336
Join Date: Apr 2014
Location: On a mission in Godless Europistan
|
|
Re: Hi my name is Alex -
05-06-2020, 04:07 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Alex112
Thanks man I truly appreciate it. You have no idea how bad I feel about that typo
I'll try next time to not panic so much I just had the fear you guys would think differently of me now i really really do love God and I always make sure I pray a few times during the day and study the bible to
|
This could be going better... Are you sure, dear Person, that a few times is adequate?
1 Thessalonians 5:17
Pray without ceasing.
2 Timothy 1:3
I thank God, whom I serve from my forefathers with pure conscience, that without ceasing I have remembrance of thee in my prayers night and day;
You studying your Bible to [void]?? There is, actually, a "preview post" function at the bottom of each "post icons" box that helps the sinners to avoid typographical errors, such as writing the name of the Good Book in lowercase letter. We must be cautious, as the majority of today's youth study the Bible to find loopholes to justify their interest in sodomy or premarital fornication.
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.
PREPARE YOURSELF TO RAPTURE WITH THIS MANUAL!
Check out our Research in Creation Science:
|
Thread Tools |
|
Display Modes |
Linear Mode
|
Posting Rules
|
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
HTML code is Off
|
|
|
Powered by Jesus - vBulletin® Version 3.8.9 Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
vBulletin Skin developed by: vBStyles.com
Content Landover Baptist Forums © 1620, 2022 all rights reserved
|