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Default New here - 02-24-2009, 04:05 AM
Well to start off, my names Alyssa. Sadly the username I chose has been changed to LissyLovesHerself. I have no idea why, but thats beside the point.
So anyways, I made a mistake when coming her. I posted a in a controvesial without reading the FAQ's! Of course, Immediately I was attacked. Everyone learns from their mistakes, after all, though.

Sadly, I do not have the same views as everyone here does. I love God with all my heart, but I consider myself more open-minded to others and their beliefs. Thats just me though, I don't like to be mean to people and tell them they're wrong.
I've accepted that If I died now I'd go to hell, most likely. But I'm only 16 and I have time to change that somewhere along the road. Hopefully soon.
Sorry I guess I talk alot=)
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Oh dear, I mean to say I posted a reply in a controversial thread.
Sorry, blame the fingers. They move to fast.
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Well to start off, my names Alyssa. Sadly the username I chose has been changed to LissyLovesHerself. I have no idea why, but thats beside the point.
So anyways, I made a mistake when coming her. I posted a in a controvesial without reading the FAQ's! Of course, Immediately I was attacked. Everyone learns from their mistakes, after all, though.

Sadly, I do not have the same views as everyone here does. I love God with all my heart, but I consider myself more open-minded to others and their beliefs. Thats just me though, I don't like to be mean to people and tell them they're wrong.
I've accepted that If I died now I'd go to hell, most likely. But I'm only 16 and I have time to change that somewhere along the road. Hopefully soon.
Sorry I guess I talk alot=)
Welcome to God's favorite forum, Alyssa. Jesus has called you here to set you straight on the road to Salvation.

First of all, we follow the entire Holy Bible, not just some of it like most churches out there. Your opinion or imagination has nothing to do with Salvation. The Bible commands us to avoid unsaved scum like queers, witches, gypsies and goths. No where are commanded to "tolerate" them.

What church does your father take you too? How often does he beat you, as God commands Christian fathers to do?

Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Oh dear, I mean to say I posted a reply in a controversial thread.
Sorry, blame the fingers. They move to fast.
We've already heard about your "fast fingers" in the female masturbation thread. That's enough perversion, thanks.

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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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We've already heard about your "fast fingers" in the female masturbation thread. That's enough perversion, thanks.
Haha well I told you I didn't do that, not with my fingers. I find that gross.
But anyway, my grandparents take me to church every Sunday, not my father. Its a small church called St. Mary'. Catholic, though. Thats not a bad thing is it?
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Haha well I told you I didn't do that, not with my fingers. I find that gross.
But anyway, my grandparents take me to church every Sunday, not my father. Its a small church called St. Mary'. Catholic, though. Thats not a bad thing is it?
I meant what CHRISTIAN church do you attend. Papists aren't Christians. They worship Christ's mommy.

How many times have you been molested by priests? Why don't your parents take you to a Christian church?

Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Welcome to God's favorite forum, Alyssa. Jesus has called you here to set you straight on the road to Salvation.

First of all, we follow the entire Holy Bible, not just some of it like most churches out there. Your opinion or imagination has nothing to do with Salvation. The Bible commands us to avoid unsaved scum like queers, witches, gypsies and goths. No where are commanded to "tolerate" them.

What church does your father take you too? How often does he beat you, as God commands Christian fathers to do?
My dad doesn't beat me. He's Jewish.
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My dad doesn't beat me. He's Jewish.
SWEET JESUS!! A Christ killer!!

No wonder you masturbate all the time.

Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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I meant what CHRISTIAN church do you attend. Papists aren't Christians. They worship Christ's mommy.

How many times have you been molested by priests? Why don't your parents take you to a Christian church?

Unfortunately, My parents aren't religious people. My mother is catholic. I've never been molested by a priest, not all of them are child molesters.
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SWEET JESUS!! A Christ killer!!

No wonder you masturbate all the time.

I don't masturbate all the time. Yes, My father is Jewish but I'm not.
Wasen't Jesus Jewish though?
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Default Re: New here - 02-24-2009, 04:32 AM
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I don't masturbate all the time. Yes, My father is Jewish but I'm not.
Wasen't Jesus Jewish though?
No, Jesus is the Son of God.

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Default Re: New here - 02-24-2009, 04:33 AM
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I don't masturbate all the time. Yes, My father is Jewish but I'm not.
Wasen't Jesus Jewish though?
No He isn't. Please read THIS thread and discover the truth!

Is it true that you peole have tails? I've heard you keep them wrapped up and tucked in.

I don't suppose you'd admit to it. You people all stick together.

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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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No He isn't. Please read THIS thread and discover the truth!

Is it true that you peole have tails? I've heard you keep them wrapped up and tucked in.

I don't suppose you'd admit to it. You people all stick together.
I suppose you believe the Holocaust never happened. Okay, I'm about to piffleing go off on you. My grandmother is also JEWISH AND SHES ONE OF THE GREATEST PEOPLE I KNOW! So dont you dare piffleing talk about my father and half of my family. I told you i WASENT JEWISH! IM piffleING CATHOLIC!

You know what I believe? Thr bible was written by a bunch of stuck up religous men a long ass time ago! TIMES HAVE CHANGED SINCE THEN! YOU PEOPLE NEED TO WAKE UP! YOUR ALL OUTCASTS! NO ONE LIKES YOU BECAUSE OF WHAT YOU BELIEVE! YOUR SO RUDE I CAN'T EVEN BELIEVE MY EYES!
I don't want to be like you. I was TRYING to be nice. You have no respect for anyone but lame ass bitches who feel the same way as you do.

Your all just embarrasing yourselves.

SO YOU KNOW WHAT? BAN ME NOW!
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AND THEY DONT piffleING HAVE TAILS YOU BASTARD!
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I suppose you believe the Holocaust never happened. Okay, I'm about to piffleing go off on you. My grandmother is also JEWISH AND SHES ONE OF THE GREATEST PEOPLE I KNOW! So dont you dare piffleing talk about my father and half of my family. I told you i WASENT JEWISH! IM piffleING CATHOLIC!

You know what I believe? Thr bible was written by a bunch of stuck up religous men a long ass time ago! TIMES HAVE CHANGED SINCE THEN! YOU PEOPLE NEED TO WAKE UP! YOUR ALL OUTCASTS! NO ONE LIKES YOU BECAUSE OF WHAT YOU BELIEVE! YOUR SO RUDE I CAN'T EVEN BELIEVE MY EYES!
I don't want to be like you. I was TRYING to be nice. You have no respect for anyone but lame ass bitches who feel the same way as you do.

Your all just embarrasing yourselves.

SO YOU KNOW WHAT? BAN ME NOW!
this sites a bunch of garbage anyway,




AND THEY DONT piffleING HAVE TAILS YOU BASTARD!
If the Bible isn't true there is no reason to kill JOOS, yet people still do. I suppose it must be because they have such awful tempers or they are really Gypsys. Is your grandmother a Gypsy?

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go to piffleing hell.
It was a fair question. You seem overly excitable, Miss. Are you having a... well, 'hormone imbalance', or are you just rude? Did you learn to talk that way in the Navy?

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It was a fair question. You seem overly excitable, Miss. Are you having a... well, 'hormone imbalance', or are you just rude? Did you learn to talk that way in the Navy?
No doubt it's her unclean time.

Of course with your average jewess, it's hard to tell.

Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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It was a fair question. You seem overly excitable, Miss. Are you having a... well, 'hormone imbalance', or are you just rude? Did you learn to talk that way in the Navy?
Are you people serious?? You call me rude when I was trying to be nice all along. YOUR the ones who can't be nice.
I don't see why that stupid esekial guy doesn't just ban me. You people are messed up. My heart goes out to you. I hope God doesn't punish you to much when you bite the dust.
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Are you people serious?? You call me rude when I was trying to be nice all along. YOUR the ones who can't be nice.
I don't see why that stupid esekial guy doesn't just ban me. You people are messed up. My heart goes out to you. I hope God doesn't punish you to much when you bite the dust.
We are deadly serious miss. We follow the Holy KJV Bible word for word. If you have a problem with that, then take it up with Jesus!

By the way, I hope you realize that God does not hear the prayers of a joo. You people all have a special place reserved for you in hell.

Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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You people are the real satan worshippers....
I think its time for an exercism.
Seriously guys.
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