[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by LissyLovesHerself

You people are the real satan worshippers....
I think its time for an exercism.
Seriously guys.
ban.

Jesus has called you here for a reason. You joos are just unperfected Christians. Get with the program girl. Jesus wants you on your knees NOW.

Why should anyone ban you? You're free to leave at any time.

But you won't.

[LissyLovesHerself]

I was babtized, I made my first communion and my confirmation. WHERE THE HELL IS THE JEW IN THAT?

[LissyLovesHerself]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

Jesus has called you here for a reason. You joos are just unperfected Christians. Get with the program girl. Jesus wants you on your knees NOW.

Why should anyone ban you? You're free to leave at any time.

But you won't.

Hmm, no I'd rahter get banned. Remember Nicole? The one who started the threat about masturbation? Well shes one of my good friends in real life. its been my lifelong goal ever since an hour ago to get banned just like her! =)

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by LissyLovesHerself

I was babtized, I made my first communion and my confirmation. WHERE THE HELL IS THE JEW IN THAT?

Your parents and grandparents are joos. Christ-killers. You have to repent for that.

And being "babtized" in a papist church only ensures that satan has you down in his book for gulping sulfur.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Originally Posted by LissyLovesHerself

I was babtized, I made my first communion and my confirmation. WHERE THE HELL IS THE JEW IN THAT?

Being Catholic is actually worse. Do you REALLY believe that Wheat Thin turns into Jesus' REAL flesh and blood in your mouth? That's what Catholics HAVE to believe in order to be Catholic! It's gross, all of you sitting around thinking you are eating Jesus and picking the marrow from His bones! Bunch of Damned cannibals.

Here is the problem with Catlickers!

[LissyLovesHerself]

Originally Posted by Pastor Al E Pistle

Being Catholic is actually worse. Do you REALLY believe that Wheat Thin turns into Jesus' REAL flesh and blood in your mouth? That's what Catholics HAVE to believe in order to be Catholic! It's gross, all of you sitting around thinking you are eating Jesus and picking the marrow from His bones! Bunch of Damned cannibals.

Here is the problem with Catlickers!

Your wasting your time looking up lame websites, loser. Your views are absurd. You make me wanna puke. I do not have to repent for anything (thats for the ugly blonde guy, esequel)

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by LissyLovesHerself

Hmm, no I'd rahter get banned. Remember Nicole? The one who started the threat about masturbation? Well shes one of my good friends in real life. its been my lifelong goal ever since an hour ago to get banned just like her! =)

So you admit to having lied about your reasons for coming here. Typical slimy liars.

If you're looking to commit "suicide by pastor," it won't work. We're here to save your soul.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Originally Posted by LissyLovesHerself

Hmm, no I'd rahter get banned. Remember Nicole? The one who started the threat about masturbation? Well shes one of my good friends in real life. its been my lifelong goal ever since an hour ago to get banned just like her! =)

Yes, I remember 'Short-Bus Nicole'. Too dumb to spell her own name, but she was really good at playing in the vegetable garden. What a disgusting creature SHE must be. Do you two practice cursing at your parents?

[LissyLovesHerself]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

So you admit to having lied about your reasons for coming here. Typical slimy liars.

If you're looking to commit "suicide by pastor," it won't work. We're here to save your soul.

Nope, I told you that my 'friend' told me about this website and that i came to check it out. completely true. i never told you that i came here to be saved. i came here to voice my opinions (true again).
i dont need to be saved. well, to a certain extent i do. but you people are just rediculous. i bet you think that if a womans not a virgin on her wedding day she will be taken to her fathers house and stoned to death. its in the bible, after all! lol. wow. thanks for an entertaining night.
i'm off to bed peeps

[LissyLovesHerself]

Originally Posted by Pastor Al E Pistle

Yes, I remember 'Short-Bus Nicole'. Too dumb to spell her own name, but she was really good at playing in the vegetable garden. What a disgusting creature SHE must be. Do you two practice cursing at your parents?

fyl, her names not actually nicole. lol. and shes more smart than you and the ugly blonde guy put together! you aint smarter than a donkey. ha, i bet you look like one to.
later.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Originally Posted by LissyLovesHerself

fyl, her names not actually nicole. lol. and shes more smart than you and the ugly blonde guy put together! you aint smarter than a donkey. ha, i bet you look like one to.
later.

You have convinced me.

[Wide-Open]

Originally Posted by LissyLovesHerself

fyl, her names not actually nicole. lol. and shes more smart than you and the ugly blonde guy put together! you aint smarter than a donkey. ha, i bet you look like one to.
later.

It's always a good idea to go on a website and tell people they are stupid Liz. Really.

It probably explains why you worship Britney Spears instead of Baby Jesus.

[Sweet unholy heart]

Originally Posted by Wide-Open

It's always a good idea to go on a website and tell people they are stupid Liz. Really.

It probably explains why you worship Britney Spears instead of Baby Jesus.

Those kinds of assumptions really make an asshole out of you.
You know your not in the right place to say those kinds of things it really makes you no better then the person who started it in the first place.

[Wide-Open]

Originally Posted by Sweet unholy heart

You know your not in the right place to say those kinds of things it really makes you no better then the person who started it in the first place.

I am exactly in the right place to say these things, you addle brained hussy. I was stating a fact.

Instead of randomly spamming the board, why don't you make your own introduction thread and tell us about your relation with Jesus, your favorite Bible verse, and your pie cooking skills.

[Mrs. Robert Roberts]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

Jesus has called you here for a reason. You joos are just unperfected Christians. Get with the program girl. Jesus wants you on your knees NOW.

Why should anyone ban you? You're free to leave at any time.

But you won't.

She's obviously a masochist. It's really a shame that her father didn't apply corrective corporal punishment. That's what she's craving, no doubt.

[Sweet unholy heart]

I have a question, Dose this site discriminate against everyone equally calling them unsaved trash when obviously people don't know the new user from Adam or Eve? Nor are they capable of knowing and understanding outside views and differing relationships with god then there own sick and twisted little fantasy world?
I'm just curious..
Because apparently to this batch of high horse riders I'm unsaved trash.
I don't mind that really, I think your all a bunch or cock ***edited profanity*** myself.. and that your narrow minded and are missing the big picture all together.

[Wide-Open]

Originally Posted by Mrs. Robert Roberts

She's obviously a masochist. It's really a shame that her father didn't apply corrective corporal punishment. That's what she's craving, no doubt.

Indeed Mrs. Roberts. He's probably some limp wristed liebral homer, who doesn't love his daughter properly, and refuses to spank her.

It's clear what the result of such a bad education is.

James 3:8
But the tongue can no man tame; it is an unruly evil, full of deadly poison.

[Sweet unholy heart]

Originally Posted by Wide-Open

I am exactly in the right place to say these things, you addle brained hussy. I was stating a fact.

Instead of randomly spamming the board, why don't you make your own introduction thread and tell us about your relation with Jesus, your favorite Bible verse, and your pie cooking skills.

Alright... you want my relationship with Jesus here you go.
Church is for pansy's
I believe he died for my sins, but I'm not worshiping with a bunch of whoopla's. I'll do it on my own time so it's more private, as it is. But MY relationship with him is none of your concern just know that I believe, but not in the same way you do. If I had to pick a religion though honestly I'd be wiccan.
I sware if you spam me on that, with out having ANY true knowledge on what it is to be wiccan in the first place I will spam the hell out of this board.
As for bible verses...
I dont read it.
dont want to
do NOT have to.
Though I did find one passage, that was very intresting and spoke to my core and I have fallowed that path.
As for Pie cooking skills..bite me. Why dont you tell us why you are such a pompus ass?

[Sweet unholy heart]

Originally Posted by Sweet unholy heart

I have a question, Dose this site discriminate against everyone equally calling them unsaved trash when obviously people don't know the new user from Adam or Eve? Nor are they capable of knowing and understanding outside views and differing relationships with god then there own sick and twisted little fantasy world?
I'm just curious..
Because apparently to this batch of high horse riders I'm unsaved trash.
I don't mind that really, I think your all a bunch or cock ***edited profanity***( IF you find it necessary to edit what I say, edit the right part would you?) myself.. and that your narrow minded and are missing the big picture all together.

really you should have edited out cock
not the ***edited profanity***...
and you think my education is flawed...

[Mrs. Robert Roberts]

There you go. Another wiccan hussy...... who would have guessed? What's more to say other than YOU are going straight to hell. Repent now while you still can!