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Default I'm here for one reason: - 01-21-2011, 03:31 PM

Please, prove to me there is a GOD.
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Default Re: I'm here for one reason: - 01-21-2011, 03:33 PM

Friend... step away from your computer, go to your nearest park, and look around you. Look at the sky.

See that?

That's Jesus.

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Default Re: I'm here for one reason: - 01-21-2011, 03:36 PM

All things of which we can conceive are combinations of lesser things that we know. What can you think of that exceeds the Majesty and Awesome Power of God? Nothing. Therefore He must exist because you can't think of anything better.





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Default Re: I'm here for one reason: - 01-21-2011, 03:40 PM

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Friend... step away from your computer, go to your nearest park, and look around you. Look at the sky.

See that?

That's Jesus.

That, my friend, is all the proof you'll ever need.
No, that's the Earth.

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All things of which we can conceive are combinations of lesser things that we know. What can you think of that exceeds the Majesty and Awesome Power of God? Nothing. Therefore He must exist because you can't think of anything better.
So based off of what you're stating, He simply exists because I cannot conceive of anything better?
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Default Re: I'm here for one reason: - 01-21-2011, 03:48 PM

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Please, prove to me there is a GOD.
Welcome, friend. I once read a story about an atheist who was holding a new born baby. He couldn't believe how intricately, delicately and perfectly the human ear is created. In that moment of wonder, he knew there IS a God. Indeed, he turned his life around and came to Jesus. Praise!!

I heard that story when I was a child and never forgot it. I'm delighted to share it with you today.

Do tell us about yourself. God sent you here for a reason.


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Default Re: I'm here for one reason: - 01-21-2011, 03:49 PM

Billions of people agree that God exists. the burden is on you to prove us wrong. And you can't.

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Default Re: I'm here for one reason: - 01-21-2011, 03:51 PM

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Welcome, friend. I once read a story about an atheist who was holding a new born baby. He couldn't believe how intricately, delicately and perfectly the human ear is created. In that moment of wonder, he knew there IS a God. Indeed, he turned his life around and came to Jesus. Praise!!

I heard that story when I was a child and never forgot it. I'm delighted to share it with you today.

Do tell us about yourself. God sent you here for a reason.
You heard a story that a man stared at a baby's ear, then knew there was a GOD? He sounds a bit "loose" in the head if you know what I mean. As the title states.. I'm here for one reason: For you people to prove to me there is a GOD.
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Default Re: I'm here for one reason: - 01-21-2011, 03:54 PM

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You heard a story that a man stared at a baby's ear, then knew there was a GOD? He sounds a bit "loose" in the head if you know what I mean. As the title states.. I'm here for one reason: For you people to prove to me there is a GOD.
OK, you don't seem to be getting this, so lets try something a little simpler here.

"In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth." Genesis 1:1

Now how do you explain the existence of the heaven and the earth if God doesn't exist? You can't, ergo God exists.


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Default Re: I'm here for one reason: - 01-21-2011, 04:02 PM

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You heard a story that a man stared at a baby's ear, then knew there was a GOD? He sounds a bit "loose" in the head if you know what I mean. As the title states.. I'm here for one reason: For you people to prove to me there is a GOD.
Wow now there is a revelation, you are the very first person to ask that we provide absolute proof of the existence of God. Try looking in the mirror, you are one of His wondrous creations.

It's my guess that when you are on your death bed and taking your last breath, you will know that God is real, a little to late but you will know.
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Default Re: I'm here for one reason: - 01-21-2011, 04:02 PM

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OK, you don't seem to be getting this, so lets try something a little simpler here.

"In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth." Genesis 1:1

Now how do you explain the existence of the heaven and the earth if God doesn't exist? You can't, ergo God exists.
How do you explain the existence of GOD by quoting a book? I know you will claim it's the word of GOD, but it's actually the word of man. It was interpreted by man through GOD, then over time it has been passed down, and altered by the church. Quoting a book is not going to prove to me that GOD exists.
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Default Re: I'm here for one reason: - 01-21-2011, 04:04 PM

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You heard a story that a man stared at a baby's ear, then knew there was a GOD? He sounds a bit "loose" in the head if you know what I mean. As the title states.. I'm here for one reason: For you people to prove to me there is a GOD.
No, I don't know what you mean but I'm delighted to have repeated that story - which was sadly lost on you. shucks!

To back up a bit, who created that beautiful sky at the park?


Who created man?


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Default Re: I'm here for one reason: - 01-21-2011, 04:05 PM

Dear Brother James and Sister Lycia and Sister PetitionLady, why do these heathens keep thinking this is a debate forum??? Maybe the word introduction is too long for them to read??? Should we call it the "Tell Us About Yourself" Forum instead?


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Default Re: I'm here for one reason: - 01-21-2011, 04:07 PM

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Wow now there is a revelation, you are the very first person to ask that we provide absolute proof of the existence of God. Try looking in the mirror, you are one of His wondrous creations.

It's my guess that when you are on your death bed and taking your last breath, you will know that God is real, a little to late but you will know.
Trust me, when I die GOD will not even come across my mind. You live your life by fear and preaching fear unto others, by trying to tell everyone they will burn in Hell for eternity. Looking in the mirror proves nothing, but that I'm looking in a mirror at a human animal. I think it's quite humerous that Athiests know more about religion than religious people themselves. Don't try correcting me on that either.
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Trust me, when I die GOD will not even come across my mind. You live your life by fear and preaching fear unto others, by trying to tell everyone they will burn in Hell for eternity. Looking in the mirror proves nothing, but that I'm looking in a mirror at a human animal. I think it's quite humerous that Athiests know more about religion than religious people themselves. Don't try correcting me on that either.
Don't think we haven't noticed that you could not answer my question. I'll ask it again:

BILLIONS of people agree that God exists. Can you prove them wrong?


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but that I'm looking in a mirror at a human animal.
Oh, OK, so you are a furry?

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Actually, I will, since you challenged us: I find it quite funny that atheists can't spell the word "atheist". How's them apples?


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Default Re: I'm here for one reason: - 01-21-2011, 04:14 PM

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Dear Brother James and Sister Lycia and Sister PetitionLady, why do these heathens keep thinking this is a debate forum??? Maybe the word introduction is too long for them to read??? Should we call it the "Tell Us About Yourself" Forum instead?
Abigail, I understand your frustration. You see we let everyone post here. Some( not many) understand that we are here to Glorify Jesus. It brings me such joy when a young lady such as yourself joins our merry band of True Christians. The sad reality of it is this, for every one of you, we get a thousand God Mockers.
As far as your question on debating, I will say this most God Mockers are retards who do not possess the simple ability to comprehend the RULES. Take comfort in the fact that Jesus Loves you. YIC James
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Default Re: I'm here for one reason: - 01-21-2011, 04:18 PM

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Dear Brother James and Sister Lycia and Sister PetitionLady, why do these heathens keep thinking this is a debate forum??? Maybe the word introduction is too long for them to read??? Should we call it the "Tell Us About Yourself" Forum instead?
haaa!

Sister, atheists are self-loathers not known for manners or intelligence. But there IS hope! They can turn their lives around and come to Jesus and follow His will. Avoid Hell. Amen.

Teach Me is here for a reason - yet to be determined.


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Default Re: I'm here for one reason: - 01-21-2011, 04:22 PM

Thank you Brother James for your kind words.
PetitionLady - We will have to pray for Teach Me's soul although so far the end result doesn't seem good. Its a good thing God is a God of miracles!!


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Default Re: I'm here for one reason: - 01-21-2011, 04:23 PM

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haaa!

Sister, atheists are self-loathers not known for manners or intelligence. But there IS hope! They can turn their lives around and come to Jesus and follow His will. Avoid Hell. Amen.

Teach Me is here for a reason - yet to be determined.

He ( The God Mocker) is here for a reason, Jesus planted a seed in him long ago. The seed has sprouted, and he longs for the embrace of Jesus.
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Default Re: I'm here for one reason: - 01-21-2011, 04:35 PM

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No, I don't know what you mean but I'm delighted to have repeated that story - which was sadly lost on you. shucks!

To back up a bit, who created that beautiful sky at the park?


Who created man?
I was meaning that he may be a little crazy and should seek mental help. Why does there have to be a person, or being that created the sky/man? I'm saying this because you used who, as if it could ONLY be created by a being.

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Dear Brother James and Sister Lycia and Sister PetitionLady, why do these heathens keep thinking this is a debate forum??? Maybe the word introduction is too long for them to read??? Should we call it the "Tell Us About Yourself" Forum instead?
I know I didn't create much of an introduction, but any moderator is more than welcome to move this thread to a more appropriate section. There is no need for name calling, though.

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Don't think we haven't noticed that you could not answer my question. I'll ask it again:

BILLIONS of people agree that God exists. Can you prove them wrong?
I didn't address you because your question was irrelevant to mine.

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Oh, OK, so you are a furry?

No, we are animals and if you disagree, then feel free to prove me wrong.

Actually, I will, since you challenged us: I find it quite funny that atheists can't spell the word "atheist". How's them apples?
I misspelled one word and you seem to point it out. Congratulations, I had a simple typo. Would you like me to point out all of your grammatical errors?

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Abigail, I understand your frustration. You see we let everyone post here. Some( not many) understand that we are here to Glorify Jesus. It brings me such joy when a young lady such as yourself joins our merry band of True Christians. The sad reality of it is this, for every one of you, we get a thousand God Mockers.
As far as your question on debating, I will say this most God Mockers are retards who do not possess the simple ability to comprehend the RULES. Take comfort in the fact that Jesus Loves you. YIC James
I understand you're here to glorify your Lord, so I simply asked for you to pass that onto me, by proving to me that he exists. I see no reason why you should not feel the need to debate, because if you can prove to me there is a GOD, then I will simply shut up, and convert. I think it's completely humerous that none of you have answered my question, but isntead decided to personally attack me, and not do your Christianly duties of edcuating me in the ignorance of His existence. If you really want me to post my argument I will, but I'm sure none of you will read it, or take it with an open mind. As I, however WILL take anything you say (and have said) to me with an open mind.
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