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Default Re: I'm new? - 02-03-2011, 10:03 PM

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Show me where karma is in the Bible.



You claim to be a Christian, yet you espouse evolution. Why do you hate the Ten Commandments so much?

Exodus 20:1-17 1And God spake all these words, saying,
2I am the LORD thy God, which have brought thee out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of bondage.
3Thou shalt have no other gods before me.
4Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth.
5Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the LORD thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me;
6And shewing mercy unto thousands of them that love me, and keep my commandments.
7Thou shalt not take the name of the LORD thy God in vain; for the LORD will not hold him guiltless that taketh his name in vain.
8Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy.
9Six days shalt thou labour, and do all thy work:
10But the seventh day is the sabbath of the LORD thy God: in it thou shalt not do any work, thou, nor thy son, nor thy daughter, thy manservant, nor thy maidservant, nor thy cattle, nor thy stranger that is within thy gates:
11For in six days the LORD made heaven and earth, the sea, and all that in them is, and rested the seventh day: wherefore the LORD blessed the sabbath day, and hallowed it.
12Honour thy father and thy mother: that thy days may be long upon the land which the LORD thy God giveth thee.
13Thou shalt not kill.
14Thou shalt not commit adultery.
15Thou shalt not steal.
16Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour.
17Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's house, thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his ass, nor any thing that is thy neighbour's.
I'm Catholic. And karma is something I've seen with my own eyes, so I know for a fact it exists. And it sucks most of the time.

If the Bible tells you everything, why is there no recollection of Asian people, the oldest and most important civilizations on the planet?
If you say it's because skin color doesn't matter, then why are people saying on this forum that black people are slaves?
Stop contradicting yourselves.

I can't believe that you people are seriously denying skulls that show the EVOLUTION of an ape to a man.
I never said I hated the Ten Commandments.
It's common sense. Evolution exists. There are some things that make sense in science, others that don't, just like religion.
I believe in Adam and Eve. (heh, I rhymed.) But I also believe in evolution. I have my theories.
Like, wow. -facepalm-
PS the world isn't flat either... I don't know WHAT makes you think that it is...


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Default Re: I'm new? - 02-03-2011, 10:06 PM

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And karma is something I've seen with my own eyes, so I know for a fact it exists.
What color does it have?


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To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Cool Re: I'm new? - 02-03-2011, 10:15 PM

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What color does it have?
Color? Every color. It comes in all shapes or forms and finds the perfect way, whether it be physical or sheer disappointment, to bite you in the butt. (or face, arm, etc.) I've seen people with nasty scars from it... -shudder-
OR it's good and is a reward from doing the right thing.

Either way, it's scaaaaary...


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Default Re: I'm new? - 02-03-2011, 10:17 PM

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I'm Catholic.
So you aren't a Christian. At least we cleared that up.

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And karma is something I've seen with my own eyes, so I know for a fact it exists. And it sucks most of the time.
Karma is a hindaloo cow worshipers' concept.

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If the Bible tells you everything, why is there no recollection of Asian people, the oldest and most important civilizations on the planet?
Older than Mesopotamian culture? I think not. Also, you don't believe that everyone is descended from Noah?

What are you going to say next? You don't believe that Jesus was born of a virgin, died and came back to life after three days?

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If you say it's because skin color doesn't matter, then why are people saying on this forum that black people are slaves?
Stop contradicting yourselves.
Read up on the Curse of Ham. I know it's difficult for you catholics to actually read the Bible, but people laid down their lives for over 1000 years just for the right to be able to read it for themselves. Please don't give up that gift.

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PS the world isn't flat either... I don't know WHAT makes you think that it is...

Job 28:24
For he looketh to the ends of the earth, and seeth under the whole heaven;

Psalm 136:6 To him that stretched out the earth above the waters: for his mercy endureth for ever.

Isaiah 40:22 It is he that sitteth upon the circle of the earth, and the inhabitants thereof are as grasshoppers; that stretcheth out the heavens as a curtain, and spreadeth them out as a tent to dwell in:

Isaiah 44:24
Thus saith the LORD, thy redeemer, and he that formed thee from the womb, I am the LORD that maketh all things; that stretcheth forth the heavens alone; that spreadeth abroad the earth by myself;

Daniel 4:10-11 Thus were the visions of mine head in my bed; I saw, and behold a tree in the midst of the earth, and the height thereof was great.
The tree grew, and was strong, and the height thereof reached unto heaven, and the sight thereof to the end of all the earth:


Matthew 4:8 Again, the devil taketh him up into an exceeding high mountain, and sheweth him all the kingdoms of the world, and the glory of them;


Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.



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Default Re: I'm new? - 02-03-2011, 10:20 PM

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I'm Catholic.
Well that explains everything! You know, if you had told us this in the first place it would have saved us a lot of time! When you're taught that it's "okay" to pray to idols, Mary, and saints, it messes with your mind and makes you confused! There's a reason the papist "church" resisted the idea of a Bible that anyone could read.

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All civilizations can be traced back to Noah and his family. Joos are as old as Hamites who are as old as pure whites. And the thing about joos? They're Asian, and are in the Bible.


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Wink Re: I'm new? - 02-03-2011, 10:36 PM

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Well that explains everything! You know, if you had told us this in the first place it would have saved us a lot of time! When you're taught that it's "okay" to pray to idols, Mary, and saints, it messes with your mind and makes you confused! There's a reason the papist "church" resisted the idea of a Bible that anyone could read.


All civilizations can be traced back to Noah and his family. Joos are as old as Hamites who are as old as pure whites. And the thing about joos? They're Asian, and are in the Bible.
What happened to Adam and Eve?
Yes, the flood happened, so there's that...
But what of the Tower of Babble?
and none of those scriptures that the man above you wrote say that the Earth is actually flat. If it was completely flat, we wouldn't even have mountains. Furthermore, I had an entire argument on how Mary is indeed a virgin.
What about the Chinese? Japanese? Korean? Indian? Did they not exist at that time? Because the Buddhist/Hinduism religions were around far before Christianity. But no one seems to want to acknowledge that.
I think if the only thing you get knowledge from is the Bible, you're at a bit of a disadvantage. I'm not saying it's bad and you shouldn't read it, I'm saying you should read other things too. Learn something. Knowledge is power.
I think I'm done wasting breath on those with the brain of a goldfish CRACKER. (You've gone from animal to flavored hollow cracker... Yep.)


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Default Re: I'm new? - 02-03-2011, 10:42 PM

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Color? Every color. It comes in all shapes or forms and finds the perfect way, whether it be physical or sheer disappointment, to bite you in the butt. (or face, arm, etc.) I've seen people with nasty scars from it... -shudder-
OR it's good and is a reward from doing the right thing.

Either way, it's scaaaaary...
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