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Default Re: for the glory of intelligence - 04-10-2011, 10:55 PM
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I do believe that mean's eternal life,after life,as in,heaven.
I have yet to meet someone who is immortal.
And i doubt that you have met anyone as such,either.
You don't consider life in heaven as REAL life?



That is the problem with many heathens and false Christians (papists and Episcopalians, for example)...they think of Heaven as some non-tangible place, or even as a metaphor for something.

Nope. Real place, real people, and real consequences if you think otherwise.

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Default Re: for the glory of intelligence - 04-10-2011, 10:57 PM
Technically i do.
I said "life AFTER life"
As in,you die,and live again,but not in this cesspool of a world
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Default Re: for the glory of intelligence - 04-10-2011, 10:58 PM
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You don't consider life in heaven as REAL life?



That is the problem with many heathens and false Christians (papists and Episcopalians, for example)...they think of Heaven as some non-tangible place, or even as a metaphor for something.

Nope. Real place, real people, and real consequences if you think otherwise.

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So where is this Heaven then? I have never seen directions on how to drive there? If it is a real place, how come we do not have any maps?
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Default Re: for the glory of intelligence - 04-10-2011, 11:03 PM
The map to Heaven and the Manual for life are both contained in KJV1611.




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Default Re: for the glory of intelligence - 04-10-2011, 11:05 PM
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So where is this Heaven then? I have never seen directions on how to drive there? If it is a real place, how come we do not have any maps?
You honestly think you can DRIVE to Heaven?



Good grief, you atheists are so delusional it's almost funny!

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Default Re: for the glory of intelligence - 04-10-2011, 11:06 PM
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The map to Heaven and the Manual for life are both contained in KJV1611.
Oh, you mean the book that was written by a man? How is a man supposed to know the way to heaven?
And I have read the KJV and nowhere does it say 'and turn left on high street......'
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Default Re: for the glory of intelligence - 04-10-2011, 11:12 PM
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Oh, you mean the book that was written by a man? How is a man supposed to know the way to heaven?
And I have read the KJV and nowhere does it say 'and turn left on high street......'
Because the man who wrote it was God himself? He will guide you when it's time, you are not going to take your car to Heaven. When you live you should follow the KJV and when you then you will go to Heaven.

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Default Re: for the glory of intelligence - 04-10-2011, 11:13 PM
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Because the man who wrote it was God himself? He will guide you when it's time, you are not going to take your car to Heaven. When you live you should follow the KJV and when you died you will go to Heaven.

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Because the man who wrote it was God himself? He will guide you when it's time, you are not going to take your car to Heaven. When you live you should follow the KJV and when you then you will go to Heaven.

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KJV was dictated by King James, a man, to his squire, a man. And if i cant take my car to heaven, then I am not going. I spent alot of money on that car and im getting it buried with me
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Default Re: for the glory of intelligence - 04-10-2011, 11:17 PM
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And if i cant take my car to heaven, then I am not going.
In your case, I really wouldn't worry about it.

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Default Re: for the glory of intelligence - 04-10-2011, 11:18 PM
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KJV was dictated by King James, a man, to his squire, a man. And if i cant take my car to heaven, then I am not going. I spent alot of money on that car and im getting it buried with me


Same for me and the bike i'm getting
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Default Re: for the glory of intelligence - 04-10-2011, 11:26 PM
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Jesus can cleanse you as he did the other Demonicly-Afflicted heathens in his cavalry noted in Matthew 9:32-33; 12:22; 17:18; Mark 5:1-20; 7:26-30; Luke 4:33-36; Luke 22:3; Acts 16:16-18.


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Because you think being buried with anything means it will follow you into your afterlife, sounds like Egyptian Pharoh Mumbo Jumbo to me. Get saved.

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Because you think being buried with anything means it will follow you into your afterlife, sounds like Egyptian Pharoh Mumbo Jumbo to me. Get saved.
No, i just dont want anyone else to have it.
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Default Re: for the glory of intelligence - 04-10-2011, 11:28 PM
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Jesus can cleanse you as he did the other Demonicly-Afflicted heathens in his cavalry noted in Matthew 9:32-33; 12:22; 17:18; Mark 5:1-20; 7:26-30; Luke 4:33-36; Luke 22:3; Acts 16:16-18.




Because you think being buried with anything means it will follow you into your afterlife, sounds like Egyptian Pharoh Mumbo Jumbo to me. Get saved.

It's a mental defect,not demons.and why must you assume to know exactly what people think when you don't?
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Same for me and the bike i'm getting
You will not be allowed to take your red Murray with the bell and white plastic basket to Heaven, if you get in. Based on your posts so far, it does not seem very likely.
What I am curious about is why your focus is on your bike (training wheels or no?) and not where it shuld be-Jesus. You are going to be alive for a scant 80 years, then for all of eternity, you will be either in Heaven or Hell.
You need to think of life on Earth as the night before the Big Final. You have to cram everything in and only a little while to do it. Make Jesus your study buddy.

Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
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Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: for the glory of intelligence - 04-11-2011, 12:24 AM
Amen, Brother Hutchins.

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Who told you this lie? What is this heathous doctors name? Spiritual Possesion and Affliction is Real, as the American King James Version of the Bible is proven t be real historic accounts.

Give your perscribed Ritalin or dextroamphetimines to the salvation army, or take, them pick up The King James Version and do like orange juice and concentrate.

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You don't consider life in heaven as REAL life?



That is the problem with many heathens and false Christians (papists and Episcopalians, for example)...they think of Heaven as some non-tangible place, or even as a metaphor for something.

Nope. Real place, real people, and real consequences if you think otherwise.

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So where is this Heaven then? I have never seen directions on how to drive there? If it is a real place, how come we do not have any maps?
Have you ever driven to the moon? Do you dispute its existence?

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KJV was dictated by King James, a man, to his squire, a man. And if i cant take my car to heaven, then I am not going. I spent alot of money on that car and im getting it buried with me
Are you 12? That is one of the dumbest explanation of the King James Bible that I have ever seen. Do you even know who King James was? Perhaps you should type less and read more. You know nothing of which you speak. James did not read ancient Hebrew or Greek though he did know Latin. He commissioned a Bible in English to be produced. Use your dictionary to looking up the meaning of commissioned.

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I can see he moon. Cant see heaven though
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I can see he moon.
He moon? Is that one of those stupid cartoon characters?

Madam, please put down your drugs, sober up for a few days, and come back later.

The vine is dried up, and the fig tree languisheth; the pomegranate tree, the palm tree also, and the apple tree, even all the trees of the field, are withered: because joy is withered away from the sons of men.~Joel 1:12
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