General Church Fellowship A place for True Christians to join in praise, faith and fellowship. |
|
Forum Member
Forum Member
|
|
Posts: 111
Join Date: Mar 2020
Location: Hoover, Alabama
|
|
Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
03-30-2020, 04:10 AM
If you mean the guy in the stache, that's Johnny Minick. He sang with Howard & Vestal Goodman.
In Christ,
Thomas K. White (That's Mr. White to you Sinners! )
Rev 20:11-15
|
|
True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
|
|
Posts: 8,762
Join Date: Jul 2014
Location: Surrounded by heathens
|
|
Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-03-2020, 06:53 PM
And so we wave farewell to Bill Withers, a man curiously named after the highest part of a horse's back. Ain't no sunshine where he's gone.
And that drummer has a message for all children: Just say No to the pot!
Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!
|
|
True Christian™ Icon of Feminine Virtue
|
|
Posts: 4,854
Join Date: Mar 2019
Location: Ungodly Buffalo, NY, MAGA USA
|
|
Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-03-2020, 07:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey
And so we wave farewell to Bill Withers, a man curiously named after the highest part of a horse's back. Ain't no sunshine where he's gone.
And that drummer has a message for all children: Just say No to the pot!
|
Amen, dear Sister Joanna. Amen! Mind you, I've never heard of this Bill Withers person, but I suppose it won't be all that long now until he actually will be withering.
As for the drummer, I can see your point very clearly -- oh, yes! I mean, just look at him, leering away like that, like he's having the time of his life. Why, if he keeps that up, he will end up just like poor Deloris here:
(Mrs.) Isabella White
Hebrews 10:19 "Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "
|
|
True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
|
|
Posts: 8,762
Join Date: Jul 2014
Location: Surrounded by heathens
|
|
Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-03-2020, 08:20 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Isabella White
As for the drummer, I can see your point very clearly -- oh, yes! I mean, just look at him, leering away like that, like he's having the time of his life. Why, if he keeps that up, he will end up just like poor Deloris here:
|
Yes. I was so very sorry to hear about your sister. It must have been such an embarrassment to the family.
Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!
|
|
True Christian™ Icon of Feminine Virtue
|
|
Posts: 4,854
Join Date: Mar 2019
Location: Ungodly Buffalo, NY, MAGA USA
|
|
Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-03-2020, 10:29 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey
Yes. I was so very sorry to hear about your sister. It must have been such an embarrassment to the family.
|
Oh, dear Joanna, I'm afraid that someone has crossed your wires. That Deloris person is not my sister. I have one sister -- Agatha -- and she would never allow herself to become entangled in the devil's web. Agatha is far too fussy for any such shenanigans (as you shall see in the attached photo of her just after she had her 80th birthday.) Heavens above -- Daddy did his utmost to raise us in the holiness tradition -- I shudder to think of his reaction if such a thing had happened to us.
(Mrs.) Isabella White
Hebrews 10:19 "Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "
|
Unsaved trash Sexually obsessed with blacks Excels in being witless
Foul Sinner on Moderation
|
|
Posts: 148
Join Date: Oct 2017
Location: Salzburg, Austria.
|
|
Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-04-2020, 05:20 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey
And so we wave farewell to Bill Withers, a man curiously named after the highest part of a horse's back. Ain't no sunshine where he's gone.
And that drummer has a message for all children: Just say No to the pot!
|
The only good news for him is that it is hot where he is gone. Maybe a little too hot.
|
|
Forum Member
Forum Member
|
|
Posts: 111
Join Date: Mar 2020
Location: Hoover, Alabama
|
|
Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-04-2020, 06:37 PM
Mrs. White,
My best regards to your sister! I've never needed that junk because I can say with certainty, if my mom and pop were alive today I'd have a very severely injured hiney! They didn't play when it comes to discipline!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Isabella White
Oh, dear Joanna, I'm afraid that someone has crossed your wires. That Deloris person is not my sister. I have one sister -- Agatha -- and she would never allow herself to become entangled in the devil's web. Agatha is far too fussy for any such shenanigans (as you shall see in the attached photo of her just after she had her 80th birthday.) Heavens above -- Daddy did his utmost to raise us in the holiness tradition -- I shudder to think of his reaction if such a thing had happened to us.
|
In Christ,
Thomas K. White (That's Mr. White to you Sinners! )
Rev 20:11-15
|
|
True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
|
|
Posts: 8,762
Join Date: Jul 2014
Location: Surrounded by heathens
|
|
Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
05-06-2020, 05:40 PM
I see that raucous Teutonic noisemaker Florian Schneider is Hellbound at last.
Or, as he would no doubt have put it, Er fährt fährt fährt auf der Autobahn zur Hölle.
Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!
|
|
Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 11,343
Join Date: May 2010
Location: 39.373117/-76.472688
|
|
Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
05-06-2020, 06:15 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey
I see that raucous Teutonic noisemaker Florian Schneider is Hellbound at last.
Or, as he would no doubt have put it, Er fährt fährt fährt auf der Autobahn zur Hölle.
|
Thank you so much, Sister Joanna, for your post. You brightened my day considerably.
It has seemed like so long since anyone notable was transported on the HELL Train and I was rather distressed.
Thank you again, and Praise The Lord!
His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.
Guns For God and the Economy
|
|
Another brick in Donald´s wall - A.K.A "The Gonz" True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 2,111
Join Date: Sep 2016
Location: Ungodly South America
|
|
Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
05-06-2020, 06:51 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by handmaiden
Thank you so much, Sister Joanna, for your post. You brightened my day considerably.
It has seemed like so long since anyone notable was transported on the HELL Train and I was rather distressed.
Thank you again, and Praise The Lord!
|
But Sister, please REJOICE on the fact that hundreds of thousands of sinners are going to Hell thanks to COVID-19!
1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.
|
|
Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 11,343
Join Date: May 2010
Location: 39.373117/-76.472688
|
|
Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
05-06-2020, 07:29 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Brother Gonzalez
But Sister, please REJOICE on the fact that hundreds of thousands of sinners are going to Hell thanks to COVID-19!
|
Oh, yes, I do rejoice in that fact. It is just that the death and damnation of famous people who think that they don't need Jesus is so much more satisfying.
It tends to bring home the message of eternal suffering for unbelievers in a more distinctive way, don't you think?
His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.
Guns For God and the Economy
|
|
True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
|
|
Posts: 8,762
Join Date: Jul 2014
Location: Surrounded by heathens
|
|
Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
05-06-2020, 07:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Brother Gonzalez
But Sister, please REJOICE on the fact that hundreds of thousands of sinners are going to Hell thanks to COVID-19!
|
Indeed, Brother Gonz. It is a shame, from our point of view, that their individual deaths go unreported in the press. But I suppose it is unsurprising. How many times can one say "He was a person without fame or other significance and probably some kind of a socialist"?
Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!
|
|
Completely CRAZY for the Lord
True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 14,663
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: Leviticus Landing
|
|
Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
05-07-2020, 12:16 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey
Indeed, Brother Gonz. It is a shame, from our point of view, that their individual deaths go unreported in the press. But I suppose it is unsurprising. How many times can one say "He was a person without fame or other significance and probably some kind of a socialist"?
|
There used to be a style of idolatry called "Socialist Realism" amounting to as much.
|
Unsaved trash aka The Flood of Disinformation
|
|
Posts: 267
Join Date: Apr 2018
Location: Omaha, Nebraska
|
|
Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
05-08-2020, 05:57 PM
Florian Schneider (Kraftwerk). A "musician" who didn't even use instruments (what an oxymormon, and yeah, he was a massive mormon, and perhaps a mormon too, sadly they exist outside God's chosen nation too). I can't say anything else about him except that I won't miss him.
Ecclesiastes 5:3b "A fool's voice is known by multitude of words."
|
|
True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
|
|
Posts: 8,762
Join Date: Jul 2014
Location: Surrounded by heathens
|
|
Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
05-08-2020, 06:22 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Diesel Stanford
Florian Schneider (Kraftwerk). A "musician" who didn't even use instruments (what an oxymormon, and yeah, he was a massive mormon, and perhaps a mormon too, sadly they exist outside God's chosen nation too). I can't say anything else about him except that I won't miss him.
|
I reported this 3 days ago, dear. I know that Godless New Zealand has its own time-zone, but are you now 3 whole days behind the civilized world? Goodness, how sad!
Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!
|
Unsaved trash aka The Flood of Disinformation
|
|
Posts: 267
Join Date: Apr 2018
Location: Omaha, Nebraska
|
|
Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
05-08-2020, 06:45 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey
I reported this 3 days ago, dear. I know that Godless New Zealand has its own time-zone, but are you now 3 whole days behind the civilized world? Goodness, how sad!
|
I no longer live there, ma'm. I moved back to America nearly two years ago. I now am located in Owensboro, Kentucky.
Ecclesiastes 5:3b "A fool's voice is known by multitude of words."
|
|
True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
|
|
Posts: 8,762
Join Date: Jul 2014
Location: Surrounded by heathens
|
|
Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
05-08-2020, 06:52 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Diesel Stanford
I no longer live there, ma'm. I moved back to America nearly two years ago. I now am located in Owensboro, Kentucky.
|
Well that's a relief! Always assuming that what you say is true, which is not a given in view of your Unsaved Trash status and the DoF's description of you as the Flood of Disinformation, you might want to change the location in your profile. It's tragic enough that you ever lived in the anti-podes, without advertising the fact.
Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!
|
|
Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 11,343
Join Date: May 2010
Location: 39.373117/-76.472688
|
|
Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
05-09-2020, 08:26 PM
Someone by the name of "Little Richard" has died. I am not sure why the death of a child should be plastered across the front page news, but there was no mention of his church affiliation or love for Jesus so I am assuming that he has boarded the children's car to Hell.
His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.
Guns For God and the Economy
|
|
True Christian™
True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 666
Join Date: Jan 2016
Location: Milwaukee, Wisconsin
|
|
Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
05-10-2020, 12:28 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by handmaiden
Someone by the name of "Little Richard" has died. I am not sure why the death of a child should be plastered across the front page news, but there was no mention of his church affiliation or love for Jesus so I am assuming that he has boarded the children's car to Hell.
|
Little Richard, also known as Small Dick, was a false Christian of the worse kind. Also a drug addled homer voyeur. He'll be fast tracked to Hell.
58 If thou wilt not observe to do all the words of this law that are written in this book, that thou mayest fear this glorious and fearful name, THE LORD THY GOD; 59 Then the LORD will make thy plagues wonderful, and the plagues of thy seed, even great plagues, and of long continuance, and sore sicknesses, and of long continuance. 60 Moreover he will bring upon thee all the diseases of Egypt, which thou wast afraid of; and they shall cleave unto thee. 61 Also every sickness, and every plague, which is not written in the book of this law, them will the LORD bring k upon thee, until thou be destroyed.
Deuteronomy 28: 58- 61
|
|
Completely CRAZY for the Lord
True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 14,663
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: Leviticus Landing
|
|
Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
05-14-2020, 05:08 AM
I looked him up. He has something on his top lip similar to John Waters. It probably has some significance, like a freemason's forget-me-not tie pin or subtle feminista brooch [not] only less subtle.
Why on people want to walk around looking like that is beyond me. They just want to draw attention to themselves. And when you comment they get all offended. Except Waters. But especially feministas. Christians not only read The Bible but follow its precepts. It's called obedience but in the 4 cases I've mentioned it seems completely alien. Hell is full of people who never read God's instruction manual and also full of people who did read it but did something else. A paradox? Satan loves them.
|
Tags
|
andrew wyeth, billy powell, bishop earl paulk, bob may, brooke shields, bush sr., dan seals, farah fawcett, george bush sr., infernal inferno, jack wrangler, junior seau, l’aquila, maurice jarre, nicholas hughes, patrick mcgoohan, patrick swayze, pedro 'cuban pete' aguilar, penor rinpoche, philip josé farmer, ricardo mantalbanm, richard aoki, shane mcconkey, sinners killed, susanna foster, walter cronkite, willem de looper |
Thread Tools |
|
Display Modes |
Linear Mode
|
Posting Rules
|
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
HTML code is Off
|
|
|
Powered by Jesus - vBulletin® Version 3.8.9 Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
vBulletin Skin developed by: vBStyles.com
Content Landover Baptist Forums © 1620, 2022 all rights reserved
|