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Default Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? - 02-08-2011, 05:24 AM

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Default Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? - 02-08-2011, 05:26 AM

Will do. I think selling your 13 year old daughter may be against the law you sick freak. Enjoy jail!
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Default Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? - 02-08-2011, 05:28 AM

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Will do. I think selling your 13 year old daughter may be against the law you sick freak. Enjoy jail!
Please point out in which state bride prices are illegal.


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Default Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? - 02-08-2011, 05:35 AM

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Will do. I think selling your 13 year old daughter may be against the law you sick freak. Enjoy jail!
I think you are an idiot and maybe a mormon.

I will pray for you damned soul....


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Default Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? - 02-08-2011, 02:58 PM

Maybe if you post pictures of your daughter?
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Default Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? - 02-08-2011, 03:02 PM

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Maybe if you post pictures of your daughter?
I don't see what looks have to do with it really. Inner beauty is the important thing.
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Default Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? - 02-08-2011, 04:04 PM

OK Levi, I have waited for sometime to see how the bidding has progressed. Here is my offer.

1 $10,001 dollars US CASH.
2 a brand new pick up truck, any make and model, your choice.
3 100 acres of good bottom land.
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Default Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? - 02-08-2011, 07:38 PM

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OK Levi, I have waited for sometime to see how the bidding has progressed. Here is my offer.

1 $10,001 dollars US CASH.
2 a brand new pick up truck, any make and model, your choice.
3 100 acres of good bottom land.
Did you perchance surruptitiously see a picture of her? That seems a bit more than 50 silver shekels.


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The Bible doesn't limit the price in this case as I understand it. link to earlier post
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Default Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? - 02-08-2011, 09:19 PM

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The Bible doesn't limit the price in this case as I understand it. link to earlier post
I hadn't yet had my morning coffee at the time I posted that.


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Default Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? - 02-10-2011, 10:18 AM

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Will do. I think selling your 13 year old daughter may be against the law you sick freak. Enjoy jail!
I don’t see that the bible condemns selling your daughter to a worthy man of god who will love and nurture her and train her in his divine works. You sound atheist! enjoy hell!


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I don’t see that the bible The Bible condemns selling your daughter to a worthy man of god God who will love and nurture her and train her in his His divine works. You sound atheist! enjoy hell!
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2. THE BIBLE - the title of this book is "The Bible" or "The Holy Bible" (not just "Bible") and so the definite article "the" is a part of the title and capitalised: The Bible.
Two other examples from the secular world of film/novel/soap opera titles:
The Getting of Wisdom (title of a novel, also made into a film - link is to a film review);
The Bold and the Beautiful first "the" capitalised - it's part of the title of this soap opera - link is to CBS "watch episodes" site where you can see how they spell it themselves.

3. Picture of a 1611 edition (I've used a larger reproduction so spelling can more easily be seen):


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Forgive my poor grammar I will work harder on giving divine names the proper respect they deserve.


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Default Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? - 02-12-2011, 01:07 AM

Are you piffleing kidding me? I mean I knew all of you people were piffleed up but selling a child? Christpiffle I mean I knew Yahweh was a total prick and all you people are just blinded by fear but I didnt actually think you STILL resorted to things this piffleing stupid.

Selling a child... if I ever meet you in person I've got a shotty shell with your name on it prick.

Evolution happened
the earth is more than 10,000 years old
the earth is round
the earth is not in the center of the solar system
there are other planets that have the right properties to sustain life
Gravity exists
Jesus was killed BY ROMANS NOT JEWS YOU piffleING IDIOTS
The bible is bullshit and FILLED TO THE piffleING BRIM WITH NONSESE

I always thought religious people were idiots but your forum is just wrong in every way, shape, and form. You people are stupid and need to be PUT DOWN FOR THE GOOD OF HUMANITY (if that sounds evil, your god has done it (crusades))
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The bible is bullshit and FILLED TO THE piffleING BRIM WITH NONSESE
And so is your post .

Do you really think saying bad things will solve anything?




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Default Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? - 02-12-2011, 01:28 AM

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And so is your post .

Do you really think saying bad things will solve anything?
No but it makes me feel good to vent about things that piss me off so much... like the sale of a child... or the ignorance of creationists.
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Exclamation Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? - 02-12-2011, 10:42 PM

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No but it makes me feel good to vent about things that piss me off so much... like the sale of a child... or the ignorance of creationists.
You are just jealous because no one wanted to buy any of yours.


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Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? - 02-13-2011, 11:46 PM

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No but it makes me feel good to vent about things that piss me off so much... like the sale of a child... or the ignorance of creationists.
Trust me, I have felt the same way. You don't have to get angry. They feed off of it. You can't show anger. It is what these "people" want.
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Smile Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? - 02-14-2011, 12:02 AM

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Trust me, I have felt the same way. You don't have to get angry. They feed off of it. You can't show anger. It is what these "people" want.
This is not a pick up web site like AOL. Please cease 'hitting' on other members.

We do not get angry. Why do you people think we get angry. We have nothing to be angy about as we have Jesus by our sides. In times of trouble or confusion, we simply look to Him for the answer.
Ezekiel 8:18 Therefore will I also deal in fury: mine eye shall not spare, neither will I have pity: and though they cry in mine ears with a loud voice, yet will I not hear them.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? - 02-25-2011, 12:49 AM

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Care to point out where in the Bible it says selling your children is wrong? Book, chapter and verse please.
Wait. Weren't you a prostitute? Shouldn't you of all people be against selling another human being since it is what you used to do?

Ps. Did you dress in red and work in babylon when you were a prostitute?
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