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Re: my finger went through the toilet paper, am I gay? -
07-12-2011, 07:27 AM
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Originally Posted by JUAN GARCIA, repulsive dago queer
With a half a roll of TP stuffed in your ass, you obviously had to exert tremendous hand pressure for your finger to pierce all the way through. Were you trying to push your stool back IN ?
Yup. Definitely homosexual.
Inform your wife/girlfriend at once before you rob her of any more of her time and life only to break her heart with your impending announcement later in time.Was it easy to go in all the way? Was the sphincter muscle loose? If so, yep, you're a flamer...sorry.You can get reparative therapy from Michelle Bachmann's husband. But first he'll discipline you.
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As much as this dago queer disgusts me, I can't find much wrong with his evaluation of the situation. I mean, If ANYBODY is to know about these queer things, it would be this guy (or girl, or whatever).
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Re: my finger went through the toilet paper, am I gay? -
07-12-2011, 12:48 PM
well if you must know think of the gentleman and scholar who spends his whole life need I say more doing naught more than "wiping", ....Now you present the fool who persists in exploring sensations as presented by the outlet at the bottom if you will of one's colon.
Does this present one "senses"
as it were? Yes, but only those when properly relationed to afford one a good cleansing of the aforementioned periphery.
Now, were one to indulge....nay..to allow oneself to experience the "emotions" provided by a plunging of one's digit or other soft device into said regions one may presume that one has wasted that same time on experiances
unrelated to the normalcy of life.
DOTH THINE UNDERSTANDING PERVADITH THEE?
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Re: my finger went through the toilet paper, am I gay? -
07-12-2011, 12:54 PM
Does any of the above post make sense to anyone else?
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Re: my finger went through the toilet paper, am I gay? -
07-12-2011, 01:18 PM
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Does any of the above post make sense to anyone else?
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No.
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Re: my finger went through the toilet paper, am I gay? -
07-12-2011, 11:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Redeemed Papist
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Originally Posted by Juan Garcia, foul pervert etc.
DOTH THINE UNDERSTANDING PERVADITH THEE?
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Shouldn't that be PERVADEST NOT THEE THINE UNDERSTANDING?
His† head's a funny colour. Has it been shrunk or something?
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Reason: clarified citation
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Re: my finger went through the toilet paper, am I gay? -
07-13-2011, 02:33 AM
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Originally Posted by Redeemed Papist
Does any of the above post make sense to anyone else?
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It was composed by a greasy spic crack head drag queen godmocking pervert, so take it for what it's worth.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: my finger went through the toilet paper, am I gay? -
07-13-2011, 04:59 AM
u have a great carrier ahead as a Proctologist...
A Proctologist is the rare profession in which the M.D. starts out at the bottom and stays there...
Judgments are prepared for scorners, and stripes for the back of fools. Proverbs 19:29
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Re: my finger went through the toilet paper, am I gay? -
07-17-2011, 04:56 PM
It is possible to catch homosexualism this way however you did the right thing by confessing.
I assume you have prayed and no longer have the inclination to touch that unholy area.
Please try to be more careful in the future, the last thing the world needs is another flailing homo. I would never make such a mistake.
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Re: my finger went through the toilet paper, am I gay? -
07-20-2011, 03:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Billy Bob Jenkins
You think you can't get AIDS through sodomy??? Son, your naivety is severe. I assure you that sodomy causes a great deal of AIDS.
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Hi Bob
I was talking about him thinking that you could catch aids by touching your own arse in what you people might call a "homosexual way".
just to clarify...
YOU CAN NOT GET AIDS THROUGH TOUCHING OVER PEOPLE!
and AIDS isn't a disease that only gay people get, plenty of straight people get it to...
Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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Re: my finger went through the toilet paper, am I gay? -
07-20-2011, 04:32 PM
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Originally Posted by ajroloff the queer
and AIDS isn't a disease that only gay people get, plenty of straight people get it to...
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Everybody knows that goal for any gaysexual is to get AIDS and spread it around. So yes, some gaysexuals have been succesful in infecting normal people with AIDS. That's why I won't let any gaysexual come near me or my family. I have even taught my kids to yell "Stay back you filty queer!" for any kid they suspect might be gaysexual. If commanding voice does not do, they are instructed to kick them away. Of course the shoe needs to be cleaned of any gaysexual residue afterwards.
So you are not fooling anyone.
YiC,
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Re: my finger went through the toilet paper, am I gay? -
07-20-2011, 04:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Alphonse Alban
Everybody knows that goal for any gaysexual is to get AIDS and spread it around. So yes, some gaysexuals have been succesful in infecting normal people with AIDS. That's why I won't let any gaysexual come near me or my family. I have even taught my kids to yell "Stay back you filty queer!" for any kid they suspect might be gaysexual. If commanding voice does not do, they are instructed to kick them away. Of course the shoe needs to be cleaned of any gaysexual residue afterwards.
So you are not fooling anyone.
YiC,
Alphonse
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Hi Alban
Last time I told someone how idiotic they are I got an infraction... so anyway
I have a few gays / lesbian friends and I can assure you their goal isn't to get AIDS and give it to other people... believe it or not they just want to live their lives in peace, with the people they love (whether it is with a man or woman).
And most straight people got AIDS by sleeping around far too much with too many people, and then sleeping with other men and woman who are in marriages or relationships. Gay people have very little to do with it...
And again not letting gay people come near your family is a little... again idiotic as if you and your family truly believe in god and anti-gays, surely talking to gay people changes nothing!
so again for the 3rd or 4th time
YOU CAN NOT GET AIDS OR TURN GAY THROUGH TOUCHING GAY PEOPLE OR YOUR OWN A**
So I am not "trying to fool anyone" I am simply speaking to truth...
Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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Re: my finger went through the toilet paper, am I gay? -
07-20-2011, 04:53 PM
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Originally Posted by ajroloff the queer
Gay people have very little to do with it...
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Are you trying to tell me that gay people have little to do with catching the AIDS?
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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Re: my finger went through the toilet paper, am I gay? -
07-20-2011, 04:57 PM
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Are you trying to tell me that gay people have little to do with catching the AIDS?
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... Yes, Yes I am...
Not all gay people have AIDS
Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
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Re: my finger went through the toilet paper, am I gay? -
07-20-2011, 04:58 PM
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Originally Posted by ajroloff the queer
YOU CAN GET AIDS THROUGH TOUCHING GAY PEOPLE
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Yes, I know. That's why I won't touch any gaysexual or let them touch me.
Touching is only the most obvious means of inflicting AIDS on normal people. I know all about your plans to spread AIDS through the mail.
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showt...066#post710066
YiC,
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Re: my finger went through the toilet paper, am I gay? -
07-20-2011, 05:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Alphonse Alban
Yes, I know. That's why I won't touch any gaysexual or let them touch me.
Touching is only the most obvious means of inflicting AIDS on normal people. I know all about your plans to spread AIDS through the mail.
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showt...066#post710066
YiC,
Alphonse
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So, yeah I did have a spelling mistake, I'll give you that one... for the spelling mistake only, as what I meant to say was
YOU CANNOT* GET AIDS OR TURN GAY THROUGH TOUCHING GAY PEOPLE!
So, continuing, what you go on to say is literary the definition of stupid...
... So let me just get down to your intellectual level for a moment and then I will finish...
*I'M AFRAID OF MY OWN PENIS*
*FEMALE ORGASMS ARE A MYTH*
*MY PENIS HATES ME*
*OH LOOK A PRETTY BUTTER FLY.... YOU ARE GOING TO HELL BECAUSE GOD HATES YOU... MR BUTTERFLY!*
*VAGINAS ARE SCARY*
*THE EARTH IS FLAT*
*ONLY GAY PEOPLE HAVE AIDS, NO ONE ELSE WHAT SO EVER.... EXCEPT ATHEISTS*
*YOU CAN GET AIDS SIMPLY BY TOUCHING THEM HOMOSEXUAL FELLAS*
My IQ just dropped to 3.. Wow I have the sudden urge to disown my best friend and watch re-runs of Bibleman...
Anyway
I believe you be saying you be saying here fella is completely wrong like the Muslimist people in Muslimland. You cannot get AIDS through touching other people (I though my sister had the AID for a while but she turned out clean, trust me I checked... hey the bible says it's fine right?).
And I can pretty much say for certain that the gay community and the people who have AIDS are not trying to give it to other people.
THEIR AIN'T NO PLANS LIKE YOU BE TALKING ABOUT...
A question before I finish... What do you mean "my plan"?
So to somehow bring my IQ back up to normal...
Never mind I do it after Bibleman...
Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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Re: my finger went through the toilet paper, am I gay? -
07-20-2011, 05:38 PM
"And I can pretty much say for certain that the gay community and the people who have AIDS are not trying to give it to other people." ajroloff the queer
"Bug parties
Bug parties (or "conversion parties") are gatherings at which gift givers and bug chasers meet to have sex, so that the HIV negative men may catch the disease.
In gay culture, bug parties are sex parties which often range from a few to as many as 30 people, where every participant is encouraged to have unsafe sex. There are several variations of bug parties. At some, there is one member of the group who is HIV positive. Only this individual and the host know his positive status. The remaining participants know that there is an infected person in the room, but do not know his identity. In other variations of a bug party, there is one person who is not infected with HIV; however the other participants are or may be. Every one is aware of the person who is disease free. The HIV negative person then allows the infected men to have unprotected sex with him."
This from the HIV resorce centre,
Barebacking parties = group sex parties where condoms are not allowed to be used. There are different types of barebacking parties:
- all positive barebacking parties (where everyone at the party is HIV positive)
- all negative barebacking parties (where everyone is supposedly HIV negative)
- Conversion parties (see below)
- Russian Roulette parties (see below)
Bug chasers = men looking to get themselves infected with HIV.
Gift givers = men with HIV who are willing to infect bug chasers.
The gift = HIV
Conversion parties = group sex parties where bug chasers allow themselves to get infected by gift givers.
Russian Roulette parties = barebacking parties with both positive and negative men. Negative men take their chances that they will be infected when having sex with the positive men there. Depending on the circumstances, the participants may or may not know ahead of time who is positive and who is negative.
Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.
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Re: my finger went through the toilet paper, am I gay? -
07-20-2011, 05:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Jack O'fagan
"Bug parties
Bug parties (or "conversion parties") are gatherings at which gift givers and bug chasers meet to have sex, so that the HIV negative men may catch the disease.
In gay culture, bug parties are sex parties which often range from a few to as many as 30 people, where every participant is encouraged to have unsafe sex. There are several variations of bug parties. At some, there is one member of the group who is HIV positive. Only this individual and the host know his positive status. The remaining participants know that there is an infected person in the room, but do not know his identity. In other variations of a bug party, there is one person who is not infected with HIV; however the other participants are or may be. Every one is aware of the person who is disease free. The HIV negative person then allows the infected men to have unprotected sex with him."
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Wow ok, this is the first time I have heard about these "bug parties" and to be honest you are talking about a small percentage of the gay community, this does not represent them all as I do know gay people and they do not participate in any "bug parties", they are just normal people!
the people who do take part in "bug parties" are probably very sexually active and are just looking for another big thrill...
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Re: my finger went through the toilet paper, am I gay? -
07-20-2011, 05:52 PM
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Originally Posted by ajroloff the queer
Wow ok, this is the first time I have heard about these "bug parties" and to be honest you are talking about a small percentage of the gay community, this does not represent them all as I do know gay people and they do not participate in any "bug parties", they are just normal people!
the people who do take part in "bug parties" are probably very sexually active and are just looking for another big thrill...
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Oh yes "The small percentage" Like its the small percentage of bikers who are in biker gangs. Or its the small percentage of Italians are who in the Mafia, or its the small percentage of Atheists who are serial killers. It's always that darn 1% no one can do anything about.
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Re: my finger went through the toilet paper, am I gay? -
07-20-2011, 06:07 PM
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Originally Posted by ajroloff the queer
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See, the homo-virus is already having it's effect on you. Today your mind, tomorrow your body and day after that your soul.
You should stop your ways of sodomy before it's too late.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: my finger went through the toilet paper, am I gay? -
07-20-2011, 06:22 PM
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Oh yes "The small percentage" Like its the small percentage of bikers who are in biker gangs. Or its the small percentage of Italians are who in the Mafia, or its the small percentage of Atheists who are serial killers. It's always that darn 1% no one can do anything about.
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Yes, Not all biker are in gangs...
Yes, Not all Italians are in the mafia...
and Yes, I would probably say that almost all atheists are not serial killers...
So yes its the "Darn 1%"
Do you know anything? or do you just think in stereotypes?
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Originally Posted by Alphonse Alban
See, the homo-virus is already having it's effect on you. Today your mind, tomorrow your body and day after that your soul.
You should stop your ways of sodomy before it's too late.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Ha! thanks, but my mind is fine, I'm in good(ish) shape and I will not be going to hell as I don't believe in hell, sorry dude...
I know that I do not have what you call the "homo-virus" as I have been a smart guy when it comes to things like that (I believe that the phrase I have been hearing is "before you rock, roll!"), and I am smart enough to know that you can't get AIDS or any other STD through touching someone...
Nowwith these constant attempts to say that I am gay, the thing is, I am comfortable with my sexuality, I am straight (I have made a few girls comfortable too... bad joke huh?... not time time either... thought so), if anything you should be picking at the fact that I support gay rights...
Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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