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Default Re: Why are there no good ladies anymore?!? - 04-18-2015, 12:39 AM

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There's always another fish in the sea....
That would make him a fisher of women.


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Default Re: Why are there no good ladies anymore?!? - 04-20-2015, 01:52 PM

Samuel says that all of the good women are either dead, have been corrupted by the sinful media, or are in hiding in order to protect themselves from the sins of the world. However, he says that with some prayer and searching, a Godly woman will come along. If it wasn't for prayer and the help of his father, he never would have found me (his words, not mine).


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Default Re: Why are there no good ladies anymore?!? - 04-25-2015, 06:06 PM

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Samuel says that all of the good women are either dead, have been corrupted by the sinful media, or are in hiding in order to protect themselves from the sins of the world. However, he says that with some prayer and searching, a Godly woman will come along. If it wasn't for prayer and the help of his father, he never would have found me (his words, not mine).
Such a fine name, Samuel. It is purported to derive from Shem Alohim and usually is interpreted as "Name of God," or "Heard by God." Not a bad title, right?

However, I am prayerful that not all good women are dead - and I cannot imagine why they would hide from me other than the fact that I killed Christ. Jesus forgave me - He even told me so personally - but I can't help but think there is a little grudge there and that's why a good helpmeet has not yet come my way. I no longer smell like a joo and I have done away with all my dreidels, etc.

I remember my great grandmother saying once that a good man will suffer whatever he has to suffer and then a woman will put salve on his wounds. Such a stupid, dried up peach pit of a woman she was; and when her husband fell in the woods once, not one ounce of salve did she provide.

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