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Default Please Pray for you Pastor - 07-04-2008, 06:49 AM

Please Pray for you pastor's neglected intelligence.

Are you really serious??? www.landoverbaptist.org/news1007/zerowiccans.html is an abomination in it's self. Do you really believe everything that you spew? I really do hope that you are just one of those get rich preachers that seem to be overwhelming these "godless days" as you put it. Actually you must be, as to quote you "There is not enough turpentine in this county to wash their godless poop from the soles of our expensive shoes!" I wish that it was required by law, religious or otherwise, before anyone could speak before a mass of people that they be educated before doing so. Maybe if you went through a theology course at a local Christian College, you would know that even using God's name in that blubbering mess you call ministry, is a sacrilege.

Another thing, maybe you should read up on "The Nicene Creed," it might teach you a bit about the religion you are supposedly worshiping. The idea of religion is and will always be on debate from now till eternity, but I do hope that the people doing the fighting, which ever side they may be on, will not be the stock you come from.

I personally, have spent my entire adult life amidst religion. From Buddhism to Wicca, Christianity to Catholicism, I have learned and understood one simple fact. Religion is created through absorption. Wicca by far predates Christianity, and therefore when looking at the rites, or rituals of Christianity you can see how it came to be with some knowledge on the subject of wicca. I'll give you one tidbit to chew at your brain in hopes that you will get off your propaganda stool and learn something. Why would the farmers be in their fields in the middle of December (WINTER, AT NIGHT) and glance at the sign(constellations fortelling future sounds like Astrology to me, ahhh devil worship!!!) of the "miracle birth." They would not. Christmas was absorbed from wicca's hollowed days (sounds kinda like holidays doesn't it?) Yule. A celebration of the time when The Goddess gives forth again to the birth of the Divine Sun child who shall be both child and eventually lover and father of the next child in the cycle. Winter Solstice, or Yule, for pagans is a time of feasting and the exchanging of gifts and is the original Holiday that the Christian religions modified into their own Christmas, even up to the birth of the child (Most theologians who have spent time studying the birth of Jesus admit he was born in either March or April, not the celebrated Christmas date we all know from the standard calendar - it was moved to this date to help induce Pagans to give up their old ways yet allow them their holidays during the spread of Christianity).

There is but one belief that hopefully all will clutch, especially you and those you have corrupted, "An it harm none do what ye will."

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Default Re: Please Pray for you Pastor - 07-04-2008, 09:07 AM

I see a lot of "blah blah blah" but all it turns out to be is a long-winded way of crying "I hate God! Wah wah!"


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Default Re: Please Pray for you Pastor - 07-04-2008, 10:00 AM

Dearest Fallen Brother,

Either you worship Jesus or you worship Satan. By equating good God-fearing Christians with all sorts of pagans, you are doing the Devil's work.

I don't need to read all of these so-called "books" you talk about. There is one Book - THE BOOK - and it has ALL of the answers.

Today is a most holy day - the birthday of God's favorite country - the One True Christian Nation, founded by Jesus Christ himself. If I didn't know better, I'd think that Lucifer himself was posting this drivel to try to confuse God-fearing people into thinking for themselves. That will not happen with this Christian.

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Default Re: Please Pray for you Pastor - 07-04-2008, 02:03 PM

You're worse than the cafeteria Christians. You are a religious buffet. What do you do with the religious ideals that you disagree with? Just throw them out? Do you think God appreciates that?

Also, you should know that Godless commies like you are not welcome here. Take your mind control back to Russiastan; we are willing to fight to the death for our freedom of speech:
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Default Re: Please Pray for you Pastor - 07-04-2008, 03:21 PM

The communism and God-hatred is shocking, yes. But what's especially appalling is that he thinks Christianity is less than 50 years old. Or that he thinks Wicced actually pre-dates Jesus. Either way, this young homer is definitely a retarded who might possibly think Gerald Gardner was a time traveler.


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Default Re: Please Pray for you Pastor - 07-04-2008, 07:12 PM

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Dearest Fallen Brother,

Either you worship Jesus or you worship Satan. By equating good God-fearing Christians with all sorts of pagans, you are doing the Devil's work.

I don't need to read all of these so-called "books" you talk about. There is one Book - THE BOOK - and it has ALL of the answers.

Today is a most holy day - the birthday of God's favorite country - the One True Christian Nation, founded by Jesus Christ himself. If I didn't know better, I'd think that Lucifer himself was posting this drivel to try to confuse God-fearing people into thinking for themselves. That will not happen with this Christian.

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I just love that you proved my point yourself. Yes why should you think for yourself. Wasn't it in fact God that created us with free will, so that you can think for yourselves. God is a belief in all religions, if you were educated in theology like I was, you would know the link of all living organisms are linked to the devine. It doesn't matter what you call him; God, Jehovah, Buddah, Christ, Allah, or the Lord and the Lady. It all means the same, a pure being of intelligence beyond knowing, who wants us all to live in harmony and peace, not reliving the worst parts of history all over again. You sound like the mindless idiots who do what the guy on the pulpet of the street corners in New York, or the originals who started the crusades. So please think for yourselves and understand that your precious pastor is preaching you to break you commandments, preaching to hang, shoot, kill those who do not look like you. I admit there are a vast group of people who do not live the in the way or walk the path, but those are outcasts, those are not true wiccans. They are just holiwood versions of fantasy.

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Default Re: Please Pray for you Pastor - 07-04-2008, 07:25 PM

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The communism and God-hatred is shocking, yes. But what's especially appalling is that he thinks Christianity is less than 50 years old. Or that he thinks Wicced actually pre-dates Jesus. Either way, this young homer is definitely a retarded who might possibly think Gerald Gardner was a time traveler.
Know your history before you post your dribble. Constantine was a high priest of the order of the Sun Gods. Thats right, your mighty Constantine molded Christianity into what it is at the Council of Nicean in 353 ad.

Before then "Christianity" was a glorious belief structure where everyone helped others in need. They were the true Christians, you are not even close to being Christ like.

Read a book sometime and you wont look like such a fool. Heck even the first recorded cave paintings showed worship of the old. Why do you think Wicca is mostly called the Old Ways, Old religion, and the path. Because even in ancient Mesopotamia, the facts of nature were attributed to the workings of divine forces, thus, there were many gods and goddesses. A regular History Major could confirm that.

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Default Re: Please Pray for you Pastor - 07-04-2008, 07:49 PM

I didn't get beyond the first line. Is this cretin trying to say something? He's beset by the demons of confusion. Either that or he's one of those damnable wickers.





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I didn't get beyond the first line. Is this cretin trying to say something? He's beset by the demons of confusion. Either that or he's one of those damnable wickers.
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Default Re: Please Pray for you Pastor - 07-04-2008, 08:08 PM

I don't get it. Is this guy's name Paul or Joshua?


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Default Re: Please Pray for you Pastor - 07-04-2008, 08:15 PM

Sounds like pure gibberish to me. Paul or whatever your name is, do you have a point or are you just taking up web space?

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I just love that you proved my point yourself. Yes why should you think for yourself. Wasn't it in fact God that created us with free will, so that you can think for yourselves. God is a belief in all religions, if you were educated in theology like I was, you would know the link of all living organisms are linked to the devine. It doesn't matter what you call him; God, Jehovah, Buddah, Christ, Allah, or the Lord and the Lady. It all means the same, a pure being of intelligence beyond knowing, who wants us all to live in harmony and peace, not reliving the worst parts of history all over again. You sound like the mindless idiots who do what the guy on the pulpet of the street corners in New York, or the originals who started the crusades. So please think for yourselves and understand that your precious pastor is preaching you to break you commandments, preaching to hang, shoot, kill those who do not look like you. I admit there are a vast group of people who do not live the in the way or walk the path, but those are outcasts, those are not true wiccans. They are just holiwood versions of fantasy.

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Sadly, brother, it is you who have proven my point. You come here whispering the words of Satan, for wasn't it Lucifer himself who tricked Adam and Eve into eating from the tree of knowledge? That, old boy, wasn't just any sin - it was the original sin, the reason you, me, and even the holy people at Landover Baptist are all destined to go straight to Hell without the help of the Lord Jesus.

Just like the snake in the tree, your words sound pleasant enough, but woe to those who listen, for you are evil incarnate.

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Default Re: Please Pray for you Pastor - 07-05-2008, 04:18 AM

If you have read all that i have written and gain no knowledge then i am sad for you. For those who simply wish to live in ignorance then again i am sorry for you. For God's purpose was to teach adam and eve slowly so that they could understand all he had created for them. It was the original sin to come across information so easily as eating from the fruit of knowledge, for tis it not the joy from the journey and not the destination. So yes God wished us to learn to be able to make the right choices. Instead those that came before us, made all the wrong choices so he flooded and gave us the ten commandments. Then yet again we used his guidlines for murder and mayhem in the name of the lord and yet again he punished us. Do you not understand that those who wish you to kill, maim, and murder in the name of God are not the prophets of the Christ or Lord. "Thou shall not kill!!!"

But you go ahead and listen to those who only want to scare you into following them, scare you into damming your souls, scare you into your pocketbooks, and scare you into the second comming of the crusades.

Educate your selves young and old for we only truely die when we seek no more knowledge.

Blessed be,
Joshua
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Default Re: Please Pray for you Pastor - 07-05-2008, 05:34 AM

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If you have read all that i have written and gain no knowledge then i am sad for you. For those who simply wish to live in ignorance then again i am sorry for you. For God's purpose was to teach adam and eve slowly so that they could understand all he had created for them. It was the original sin to come across information so easily as eating from the fruit of knowledge, for tis it not the joy from the journey and not the destination. So yes God wished us to learn to be able to make the right choices. Instead those that came before us, made all the wrong choices so he flooded and gave us the ten commandments. Then yet again we used his guidlines for murder and mayhem in the name of the lord and yet again he punished us. Do you not understand that those who wish you to kill, maim, and murder in the name of God are not the prophets of the Christ or Lord. "Thou shall not kill!!!"

But you go ahead and listen to those who only want to scare you into following them, scare you into damming your souls, scare you into your pocketbooks, and scare you into the second comming of the crusades.

Educate your selves young and old for we only truely die when we seek no more knowledge.

Blessed be,
Joshua
Dear hippie;

For the millionth time, I will explain once again that when God commands us not to kill He doesn't mean not to kill ANYONE. Obviously. In the Bible God specifically orders us to kill queers, witches, unbelievers, and so on.

He means don't kill other True Christians™.

By the way, how old are you? I'm guessing you're about 16, based on your abysmal grammar and spelling skills.


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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Please Pray for you Pastor - 07-06-2008, 06:24 AM

His DoF file just came in, and he's an agent of the Clintons. Landover SecureOps has been notified.


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