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Default Pray 4 Drunken American Natives - 05-21-2008, 02:34 AM

I have been criticized for using the word Indian, so pardon my PC but thought I'd give it a try. Anyway, the more I learn about these Native Americans, the more I'm afraid to get in my SUV and go for a drive. Seems they're a bunch of drunkards.

But I did find this very useful video, which along with a prayer, might help to save some innocent little injuns from their parents bad driving habits. CONCERNED MOTHER GLENDORA


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Default Re: Pray 4 Drunken American Natives - 05-21-2008, 02:52 AM

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I have been criticized for using the word Indian, so pardon my PC but thought I'd give it a try. Anyway, the more I learn about these Native Americans, the more I'm afraid to get in my SUV and go for a drive. Seems they're a bunch of drunkards.

But I did find this very useful video, which along with a prayer, might help to save some innocent little injuns from their parents bad driving habits. CONCERNED MOTHER GLENDORA
Well Bless your heart Mother G, you are a sweet lady to be worrying your pretty little head about these drunken savages.

It is a well-established historical fact that the red man cannot tolerate even small amounts of alcohol. Being more wild animal than human, they lose what little control they had and just go berserk. How do you think they came up with the idea of scalping people?

We need to see more signs like the one below, and we need stronger laws to keep those redskins on their reservations. Just stay in their TP and pass out in there.

Especially their squaws. An uglier group I've never seen.



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Default Re: Pray 4 Drunken American Natives - 05-21-2008, 03:00 AM

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I have been criticized for using the word Indian, so pardon my PC but thought I'd give it a try. Anyway, the more I learn about these Native Americans, the more I'm afraid to get in my SUV and go for a drive. Seems they're a bunch of drunkards.

But I did find this very useful video, which along with a prayer, might help to save some innocent little injuns from their parents bad driving habits. CONCERNED MOTHER GLENDORA
No you did not use the word Indian on the other posts. You said "injun" which is different. Like I said there are other races that have drunks. Not all Native American's drink. I have told you this before but you seem to rudely ignore my facts and what I have said.

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Well Bless your heart Mother G, you are a sweet lady to be worrying your pretty little head about these drunken savages.

It is a well-established historical fact that the red man cannot tolerate even small amounts of alcohol. Being more wild animal than human, they lose what little control they had and just go berserk. How do you think they came up with the idea of scalping people?

We need to see more signs like the one below, and we need stronger laws to keep those redskins on their reservations. Just stay in their TP and pass out in there.

Especially their squaws. An uglier group I've never seen.
We are humans. Humans are in the animal kingdom by the way. I think it is ok for the Natives to live where they want. My great grandmother who was full blood Apache lived on a reservation and then later moved to Baltimore City in Maryland.
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Default Re: Pray 4 Drunken American Natives - 05-21-2008, 03:05 AM

They have a reservation in Baltimore City?


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Default Re: Pray 4 Drunken American Natives - 05-21-2008, 03:08 AM

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Well Bless your heart Mother G, you are a sweet lady to be worrying your pretty little head about these drunken savages.

It is a well-established historical fact that the red man cannot tolerate even small amounts of alcohol ... we need stronger laws to keep those redskins on their reservations. Just stay in their TP and pass out in there.
I am flattered, Pastor Zeke. And about the reservations . . . I am reminded of the Good Book of Proverbs...

23:21 For the drunkard and the glutton shall come to poverty: and drowsiness shall clothe a man with rags.

Obviously, the "American Natives" are drunkards, but I realized with the Lord's wisdom that they are also gluttons . . . just think of how they tried to hoard all of the good land in Arizona, New Mexico, and especially Nevada. But I do like a good buffet at the Indian Casino, just stay away from those "one armed warriors".


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Default Re: Pray 4 Drunken American Natives - 05-21-2008, 03:08 AM

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They have a reservation in Baltimore City?
No, she moved off of the reservation of where she came from and lived in a regular house in the city. Baltimore does not have a reservation.
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Like I said there are other races that have drunks. Not all Native American's drink.
Personally, I say let 'em have their firewater as long as it keeps them in their place.

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A lower grade of humans, perhaps, but, yes, you are human beings. Has anyone in here said any differently?

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Humans are in the animal kingdom by the way.
The only kingdom in which we are interested is the Kingdom of God. But hey, if you want to dance in circles and worship your animal spirits, it's a free country, so be my guest. Just don't try to bring that superstitious nonsense into the classroom where it could poison the minds of Christian children.

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Until you redskins learn to hold your liquor, it's simply not safe to have a bunch of drunken natives running around endangering clean-living white American women. God gave us this country for a reason, and we don't let anyone mess with it.
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Personally, I say let 'em have their firewater as long as it keeps them in their place.

A lower grade of humans, perhaps, but, yes, you are human beings. Has anyone in here said any differently?

The only kingdom in which we are interested is the Kingdom of God. But hey, if you want to dance in circles and worship your animal spirits, it's a free country, so be my guest. Just don't try to bring that superstitious nonsense into the classroom where it could poison the minds of Christian children.

Until you redskins learn to hold your liquor, it's simply not safe to have a bunch of drunken natives running around endangering clean-living white American women. God gave us this country for a reason, and we don't let anyone mess with it.
No there is no such thing as a lower grade of human. We are all equal. Like I said there are white drunks out there that cannot hold their liquor, but I do not see you bashing on them. Not all Natives drink. I have said that before. That is science and is proven by facts that we are in the animal kingdom. It is called the classification system. So it is not superstitious nonsense.
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No there is no such thing as a lower grade of human. We are all equal.
Could you show us where God says that all humans are equal in the Bible?

Why do you fat ugly squaws always whine so much about special rights?


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Why do you fat ugly squaws always whine so much about special rights?
Your bible does not have an answer for everything. I am not fat. If you look closely at my picture I am skinny. I am not whining. It is not special rights, it is human rights which every human has. In today's world every human is equal.
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Default Re: Pray 4 Drunken American Natives - 05-21-2008, 04:51 AM

I've learnt that people only whine and carry on because they are jealous about something. In her case probably because she has not accepted God and you have.

Are Native Americans equivalent to Australia's Aboriginals?
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I've learnt that people only whine and carry on because they are jealous about something. In her case probably because she has not accepted God and you have.

Are Native Americans equivalent to Australia's Aboriginals?
Roughly. Although I believe that abos still drag their knuckles on the ground, don't they? Our savages have learned to stand upright.

America's savages are the best in the world, because they are lucky enough to live in God's favorite country.


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Pray 4 Drunken American Natives - 05-21-2008, 05:01 AM

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I've learnt that people only whine and carry on because they are jealous about something. In her case probably because she has not accepted God and you have.

Are Native Americans equivalent to Australia's Aboriginals?
There is no way I would be jealous of you people. I am ahppy the way I am. It is not whining.
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Default Re: Pray 4 Drunken American Natives - 05-21-2008, 05:04 AM

Aboriginals have learnt to stand straight but, occasionally for some strange reason they bend over and start to dance around a fire behaving like different animals and knocking wood together. It's supposed to be some cultural ritual they do to contact the spirits of the land, sea and sky. Very strange.
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Default Re: Pray 4 Drunken American Natives - 05-21-2008, 05:08 AM

Wolf Spit, can I ask you a question? If you don't like what is being said to you, why are you here carrying on like a banshee? All they are trying to do is help and all your doing is offensively spitting it back in their face. Have you ever attended a finishing school to behave as a lady?
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No, she moved off of the reservation of where she came from and lived in a regular house in the city. Baltimore does not have a reservation.
Did she get a green card before moving, or is she an illegal alien?


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Default Re: Pray 4 Drunken American Natives - 05-21-2008, 12:56 PM

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Are Native Americans equivalent to Australia's Aboriginals?
They are both descended from Ham, but other than that they are not closely related. Australians Aboriginals are descended from Ham's son Cush, the progenitor of the black African race.

Native Americans are a hybrid between the descendants of Ham's son Mizriam, the progenitor of the Egyptian race, and Ham's grandson (through Canaan) Sin, the progenitor of the Oriental race.

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The Hamites are promiscuous, so there is a lot of cross-breeding between the divisions. I've noticed that Eskimos look much more like Sinites, but Incas look more like Mizraimites, and in between they look like a mixture.

It's likely that a branch of the Sinites went across the Pacific and spread into the Americas through Alaska, and as they spread southward they encountered the Mizraimites who were spreading northward. Instead of going to war and establishing borders like Godly folks would have done, they interbred with each other and became a bunch of hybridized mongrels.
You can learn a lot more about that here in this thread: Where did the races come from?

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Default Re: Pray 4 Drunken American Natives - 05-21-2008, 01:03 PM

Thank you, Pastor, for bringing solid scholarship and historical fact into the conversation. Game, set, and match for Jesus and real knowledge.


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Default Re: Pray 4 Drunken American Natives - 05-21-2008, 01:31 PM

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Did she get a green card before moving, or is she an illegal alien?
Well, Mexicans ARE living proof that the Injuns are still having sex with the buffalo; Maybe you'd just call her an immoral alien?
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Default Re: Pray 4 Drunken American Natives - 05-21-2008, 08:08 PM

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Did she get a green card before moving, or is she an illegal alien?
Native Americans are American citizens. She was born in America on a reservation. So how can she be a illegal alien? She is not Mexican!
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