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The Landover Baptist Manual for Rapture and Beyond: The Time Has Come! -
04-18-2016, 06:45 AM
***IMPORTANT NOTICE***
Rapture Manual® now also available as a pdf download on the Landover Baptist Church Homepage!
Fellow True Christians™,
The Landover Baptist Rapture Preparation Committee has finally almost finished its work. After decades of intensive Bible Study, the principal timeline of the Rapture and the following pivotal events have been unraveled and the results are now being published in the form of a practical guide to those who will meet Jesus in the clouds (1 Thessalonians 4:17). We'll be assessing the pivotal issues of
- What to wear?
- Can you see those writhing in Hell?
- When to go to the lookout spot?
- What will happen on Earth?
- Where are the most entertaining Tribulations going to be?
- And MUCH more!
Obviously, many questions about the exact minutiae of the events will remain in obscurity until in Heaven, but we are confident that by following the instructions of our Manual, you'll be able to enjoy all the main attractions of Tribulations, sinners descending into Hell, Signs, Seals and Trumpets without too much distraction and haste. The publication of all our materials will take a few weeks so, please, let us pray that Jesus will not announce the Rapture prematurely! You can print out the Manual and carry it around wherever you go, as we know that Jesus will come unannounced.
2 Peter 3:10
But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night; in the which the heavens shall pass away with a great noise, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat, the earth also and the works that are therein shall be burned up.
Without further ado, it is our pleasure to present you...
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
Please, stay tuned for updates and don't forget that we'll be switching to the celestial server immediately after Rapture and we can provide you with important updates also whilst in Heaven!
2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.
PREPARE YOURSELF TO RAPTURE WITH THIS MANUAL!
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