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Default Vatican Gives Kick to the Synods - 11-02-2021, 04:07 AM

It's been a busy month for the pretend pontiff - time for an update to Pope Watch.

Cathylicks have been waiting for Bergoglio to say something about our favorite baby killers, and both of them have recently made a pilgrimage to the Vatican to ensure that they are "good cathylicks" and can continue to down the wafer.

The first was Nancy Pelosi, and the MSM was right there with plenty of photo ops - with no mention of how she got there with the looming U.N. COP26 Climate Conference. Some say it was by broomstick (it being hellyween season and all) - but hey, it's carbon neutral.

Slow Joe Biden arrived with greater fanfare - via Air Force One, accompanied by an 85-car motorcade winding through Rome. With all the global supply chain shortages, what a better way than to load up Air Force One with a supply of wafers.

Even the MSM is beginning to notice Biden's incomprehensible utterances - suggesting that he should be tested for dementia. Our insiders have reported that he's been taken over by the Pentecostals and has been speaking in tongues. Bergoglio has upped his dose of wafers to solve the problem.

Our insiders have also reported that while in Rome Biden is meeting with the Italians for advice on how to make the cargo ships run on time.

Finally we come to this story out of, where else, California. Yes, it's pagan rituals - but what else can you expect from the Godless Pachamama pope. It's more than likely to upset the "Latin Mass" cathylicks, but they have an option. Head on over to your local True Christian™ Baptist church and pick up a full immersion baptism "booster" and get Saved®.


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by William Mahoney, Ph.D. - ChurchMilitant.com - October 26, 2021

CA's pagan Mass

A California bishop offered Mass to open the Synod of Bishops, with participants in full regalia - pagan regalia. Dream catchers and feathers were the order of the day, along with dancers and an apparent shaman. Church Militant's William Mahoney has more on the event and the bishop overseeing it.

Two Sundays ago, drums were heard thumping as a man stood at the pulpit shaking a maraca, waving a feather, and bowing to each of the four directions at the commencement Mass led by San Bernardino's Bp. Alberto Rojas.

At the responsorial psalm, fully masked interpretative dancers entertained the congregation with their craft.

One priest requesting anonymity offered some Catholic insight into what transpired that Lord's Day.

Priest: "Fundamentally, it's all just demon-inspired witchcraft and has no place within a church whatsoever. With these kind of individuals, as bishops, you know, what will be next with this synodal process?"

Bishop Rojas came to the United States from Mexico in the 1990s through Chicago's Casa Jesus, a known homosexual hothouse. He began his ecclesiastical rise in the Windy City under notorious homosexual Cdl. Joseph Bernardin.

One priest in San Berardino blasted Rojas this summer for signing a pro-homosexual statement on protecting LGBT youth.

Church Militant contacted Bp. Rojas directly for comment but received no response as of this recording.

In a sad irony, the pagan rituals that conceivably invite demons occurred at the parish Queen of Angels.

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https://www.churchmilitant.com/news/...into-sanctuary


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Default Re: Vatican Gives Kick to the Synods - 11-02-2021, 01:58 PM

I can hardly stand to read about this. Are we going to see Catlick masses with loin cloths, feathers and war whoops?

I think the Catlick big plan is to take every religion in the world, the war whoopers, voo-doers, hind-doers and women on brooms and call them Catholics. "Gosh how we've grown" will be their claim.


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It's been a busy month for the pretend pontiff - time for an update to Pope Watch.

Cathylicks have been waiting for Bergoglio to say something about our favorite baby killers, and both of them have recently made a pilgrimage to the Vatican to ensure that they are "good cathylicks" and can continue to down the wafer.

The first was Nancy Pelosi, and the MSM was right there with plenty of photo ops - with no mention of how she got there with the looming U.N. COP26 Climate Conference. Some say it was by broomstick (it being hellyween season and all) - but hey, it's carbon neutral.
I must say, dear Brother Bryan, that I am most definitely not surprised by this. Nancy's little performance for the Pope is just another in a long line of ish skits. Surely, people will remember when she was putting on a show, as she ripped up the speech that our beloved President Trump gave? Or, when she clapped sarcastically for him, just before then? You will see what I mean, in the attached photos.
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Slow Joe Biden arrived with greater fanfare - via Air Force One, accompanied by an 85-car motorcade winding through Rome. With all the global supply chain shortages, what a better way than to load up Air Force One with a supply of wafers.
What hypocrisy! Is this not someone who pretends to care about that so-called "climate change" nonsense? Couldn't not-my-President Burden and his entourage all travel in ONE bus, instead of tying up traffic in Rome with such a long procession? Well, at least sleepy Joe managed to stay awake that time — unlike yesterday when he had a nap on the world stage (front page newspaper cover attached.)

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I can hardly stand to read about this. Are we going to see Catlick masses with loin cloths, feathers and war whoops?

I think the Catlick big plan is to take every religion in the world, the war whoopers, voo-doers, hind-doers and women on brooms and call them Catholics. "Gosh how we've grown" will be their claim.
Nothing surprises me with those Cathyolicks, dear Brother Mayor Hold. These feathers, war whoops and what-have-you are just more of the same decorative things that they rely upon for salvation. For centuries, they have adored statues that clutter up their churches, instead of calling upon the name of for salvation.

Romans 10:13 "For whosoever shall call upon the name of the shall be saved."

Acts 4:12 "Neither is there salvation in any other: for there is none other name under heaven given among men, whereby we must be saved."

And, as usual, the Cathyolicks continue to ignore those very specific promises which are contained in the . Instead, they put their faith in statues and ornaments!

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Default Re: Vatican Gives Kick to the Synods - 11-03-2021, 01:04 AM

I suspect that Biden was secretly asking his master the Pope for the services of Jesuit assassins to take out his enemies. If Mike Lindell or Steve Bannon turn up dead with the Papal cross branded onto their skin, we'll know exactly who's to blame.


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Default Re: Vatican Gives Kick to the Synods - 11-30-2021, 12:36 AM

My oh my. How does one go about explaining the obvious to the oblivious? Something akin to teaching how the LHC fits into the world of sub-atomic particle research to an F-150 on cinder-blocks?



Big picture. Big plan. Big Victory for Christ on the horizon.

Deep breaths.


Imagine a SCOTUS being majority Catholic. It happens. A lot.

Imagine critical Catholic support in 2016 for the puppet Trump thus enabling him to become President.

Imagine the ductile simpleton following the plans, if somewhat blindly, and actually pinning the tail on the Donkey so to speak.

Now imagine three new conservative Justices as a result and Roe Vs. Wade about to fall into the waste-bin of historical injustice.

Who are you folks to question His plan and how He uses His Church to bring this plan to fruition?

It will have been proud, educated Catholics who bring the demise of legalised abortion to American soil. No sign of Baptwits or Pantycoastals to be found. Just the plan of Jesus and the heavy lifting by his true followers.

History has many teachable moments for the teachable... few to be found here but there you have it. Well... at least part of it and hopefully a soućon of this can drip through the clogged arteries of intellectual indifference so common with the ever so common.


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It will have been proud, educated Catholics who bring the demise of legalised abortion to American soil. No sign of Baptwits or Pantycoastals to be found. Just the plan of Jesus and the heavy lifting by his true followers.
You Cultolic clergy don't care one bit about what Jesus wants. As far as the Vatican is concerned, abortion and birth control means fewer young boys for you to molest and sodomize. And you've got to keep all those mud-race people multiplying with reckless abandon so they keep getting poorer and stupider or they'd abandoned your ridiculous mythology.


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Default Re: Vatican Gives Kick to the Synods - 11-30-2021, 02:26 AM

It's so common the Catlicks like Father Maurice to claim it is they who stacked the Supreme Court and then take credit when abortion is outlawed.

They ignore the fine political and diplomatic work done be Pastor Zeke. He pulled the strings to get those Catholics-that-act-like-Baptists in power.


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Default Re: Vatican Gives Kick to the Synods - 11-30-2021, 03:37 AM

I liked this bit:

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how the LHC fits into the world of sub-atomic particle research
LHC? LHC? Where does he think he is? Landover Hutterite Church? We're not Heretics. The term he's looking for is LBC and sub-atomic particles have nothing to do with it. They are necessarily material.
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So, are you on parole again after the latest debacle with the altar boys? Did you frighten or bribe them into dropping the charges? A candy bar and a coke? Give this message to your chief poope: the next pope (me) will not be lenient when it comes to your cult's crimes against nature and Jesus.

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Default Re: Vatican Gives Kick to the Synods - 11-30-2021, 09:10 PM

Ordinarily I would engage our favorite papist pusher here of the forums, but all of a sudden he makes an appearance after being "missing" for 9 months.

So what's going on? Well, at the end of October a new book came out - "The St. Gallen Mafia: Exposing the Secret Reformist Group Within the Church", exposing the secret cabal of none other than the "by any means necessary" Jesuits to engineer the "election" of Bergoglio (the "new" pope), and a Chinese communist takeover of the Vatican.

Our "Father" Mo Lester is out doing his usual "PR" - nothing to see here, hey look over here distractions. How's communism Mo? Oh, that's right you already took a "vow of poverty".


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