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Default Caption Contest #45 - 11-04-2021, 03:04 AM

More of a spot the difference with #42. Or what have you got?
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Smile Re: Caption Contest #45 - 11-04-2021, 03:39 AM

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Yes, Mr. Toole, it is Harsha Shah here and I am replying you, yes. I am thinking that you are sending these wonderful caption contests but I am also wondering why you are always using only images that depict the story of the blind men and the elephant, yes? I am hoping that you are being familiar with this story. It is a story where blind men are meeting an elephant and trying to understand it. One is touching the tail and thinking that it is broom and another one is feeling the ears and thinking that they are umbrellas. Yes.

I am hoping that I am not offending you but here we are seeing three blind men and the planet on the background is the elephant. The three blind men are discussing the complex animal but they are so lost that they cannot even find it tp touch. Instead they are discussing the multifaceted issue of the elephant based on their thoughts while they have been losing touch of the actual thing. They are thinking that the suffering animals is something that you could be understanding based on the ridiculous notions of politics prestige and religion. It is sad and beautiful. Thank you very much for this important picture, Mr. Toole, and I am hoping that I was not offending you, yes.


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Angry Re: Caption Contest #45 - 11-04-2021, 03:58 AM

You keep bringing up the story about the Blind Guys and the Elephant. There are other stories, you know. I'm not from your curry-cursed part of the world, and even I have heard the story about the Baby Tiger Who gets Adopted By Goats. Why don't you tell that one and see if you can painfully shoehorn it into our discussions on the Bible?


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Default Re: Caption Contest #45 - 11-04-2021, 04:16 AM

For once, poor Harsha may be 33% correct with her ever-fresh tale of the blind men touching the animal organs. Joe Biden is effectively blind since it's always nap time or past his 7pm bedtime. Look at him - he's barely able to stand up without the helpers holding his hands.


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Default Re: Caption Contest #45 - 11-04-2021, 09:00 PM

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Default Re: Caption Contest #45 - 11-04-2021, 09:18 PM

"Hey guys - what shall we do now we're all awake?"



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Default Re: Caption Contest #45 - 11-04-2021, 09:56 PM



Joe: "...and to pay for it all, we're going to tax TF out of the rich."


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Default Re: Caption Contest #45 - 11-05-2021, 06:42 AM

An American, a Brit and a foreigner walk into a bar. The American orders a whisky, the Brit says make mine a double. The end.


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