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The First Thanksgiving in Hell -
11-22-2012, 04:22 PM
At this time of year I like to tell the story of the first Thanksgiving and how it was the first step towards the ruin of this great country. Our forefathers ought never to have sat down to a meal with those savages. Better to have starved to death rather than sell the country's soul for a turkey dinner.
This year the devil came to collect. The Antichrist himself is the president of the USA. In Hell they are celebrating their unholy victory with their first thanksgiving ever. We in the Godfrey family will spend the day fasting, cleaning our guns, and preparing for the end times.
Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.
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Re: The First Thanksgiving in Hell -
11-22-2012, 04:57 PM
You make a good point, Brother. Thank you for giving us something sobering to think about today. May all the Obama enablers burn in the Fires of Hell for what they have done to this once great land.
Let's all remember that if the indians had just given us this land as God intended rather than fighting us tooth and nail, there wouldn't have been so much blood shed and all those early Americans would never have died at the red hands of the filthy savages.
God is Good indeed.
Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
in 2016
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Re: The First Thanksgiving in Hell -
11-22-2012, 06:37 PM
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Originally Posted by VictoryOS
You make a good point, Brother. Thank you for giving us something sobering to think about today. May all the Obama enablers burn in the Fires of Hell for what they have done to this once great land.
Let's all remember that if the indians had just given us this land as God intended rather than fighting us tooth and nail, there wouldn't have been so much blood shed and all those early Americans would never have died at the red hands of the filthy savages.
God is Good indeed.
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As a little bit of levity; we in the Davis house put a stuffed injun with an apple in his mouth in the middle of the table. It's always been good for a few yuks every year.
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Re: The First Thanksgiving in Hell -
11-22-2012, 07:04 PM
I am looking forward to my first Thanksgiving in Heaven. Not only will I be able to eat as much as I want and never feel too full, I can watch the heathens in Hell, skin boiling off of their bodies, wriggling in torturous pain, seeing their belly buttons pop like a turkey 'doneness' popping thing. Another reason to be thankful.
However, Thanksgiving is not all about gourging yourself and family togetherness. It is about the less fortunate. My family travel to visit the local cherokee reservations where we share our bounty by handing out Chick Tracts® to the down trodden. We know they collect turkey bones and entrails and will often donate ours. My children always come back with a lesson learned. Don't be a heathen or poor!
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: The First Thanksgiving in Hell -
11-22-2012, 08:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Godfly
At this time of year I like to tell the story of the first Thanksgiving and how it was the first step towards the ruin of this great country. Our forefathers ought never to have sat down to a meal with those savages. Better to have starved to death rather than sell the country's soul for a turkey dinner.
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What has always puzzeled me about the white people and Indians fraterinizing together at the first Thanksgiving was this: Interacial marriage should have been recognized as the inevitable outcome.
And, it didn't take long. Shortly after this first thanksgiving, John Smith got horny over an Indian girl.
One has to ask, give thanks for polluting the white race?
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: The First Thanksgiving in Hell -
11-22-2012, 08:44 PM
You know something? I've read the Bible cover-to-cover, several times over, and I can not find one mention of Thanksgiving. Yet people treat it like it's some kind of Christian holiday. If we're going to just make up a bunch of crazy new holidays that aren't in the Bible, then how are we any different from the Catholics?
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Re: The First Thanksgiving in Hell -
11-22-2012, 09:25 PM
Thanksgiving was first invented by the race traitor Abraham Lincoln, who is undoubtedly in hell right now.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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