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WBC's Shirley Phelps is a Queer Lover -
01-29-2012, 05:31 AM
Somebody just brought this to my attention. Look at how chummy Mrs. Phelps and that little tulip are:
Quite frankly, I'm not quite sure how to feel about this. Do we give her credit for loving the sinner despite her professed hatred for the sin?
Or is she just a big hypocrite, rebuking fags during they day and then giving them aid and succor behind closed doors?
I suppose we could say she's just showing proper hospitality, as outlined in the Bible:
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1 Peter 4:9
Use hospitality one to another without grudging.
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What do you all think about this? I encounter a lot of gay men when I'm preaching in the streets. Do you think it would be a valid soul-winning tactic for me to invite them to come back to my place so I can cook them dinner? I've got this rump roast in the fridge right now that's just going to go to waste if I don't find somebody to share it with me.
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Re: WBC's Shirley Phelps is a Queer Lover -
01-29-2012, 08:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Faith_Machine
Do you think it would be a valid soul-winning tactic for me to invite them to come back to my place so I can cook them dinner?
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Well, whenever we go down to the gay bar in Des Moines to preach to the dirty sinners, I always see Pastor Zeke leave earlier with a young man or two that he's managed to convert and wants to pray with in private (or so he tells me).
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Re: WBC's Shirley Phelps is a Queer Lover -
01-30-2012, 03:33 AM
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Originally Posted by Heathen_Basher
Well, whenever we go down to the gay bar in Des Moines to preach to the dirty sinners, I always see Pastor Zeke leave earlier with a young man or two that he's managed to convert and wants to pray with in private (or so he tells me).
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True, Brother Basher. Some of them make me gag, but I persevere. Jesus expects no less.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: WBC's Shirley Phelps is a Queer Lover -
01-30-2012, 04:50 AM
Well I've got a couple of queers in my dining room right now, waiting for me to serve them my signature savory rump roast. I figure I'll start working the topic of their salvation into the conversation some time before dessert.
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01-30-2012, 06:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Faith_Machine
Well I've got a couple of queers in my dining room right now, waiting for me to serve them my signature savory rump roast. I figure I'll start working the topic of their salvation into the conversation some time before dessert.
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You are braver than I, Faith_Machine.
While serving your rump roast to those no good chocolate commandos is very True Chritian (The liberal soul shall be made fat: and he that watereth shall be watered also himself. Proverbs 11:25) I fear the rectal warriors intend to castigate your households colons with their members of Molech.
I pray you escaped this fate.
Praise Jesus!
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Re: WBC's Shirley Phelps is a Queer Lover -
01-30-2012, 08:14 PM
Er, has any heard from Faith_Machine today?
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Re: WBC's Shirley Phelps is a Queer Lover -
01-29-2012, 10:34 PM
Shirley's liberal Marxist hatred for America worries me, no end.
"Police alleged that she allowed her son to trample an American flag"
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shirley_Phelps-Roper
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