[Unfalsifiable]

The sims 2 is a game where one controls people, and commands them to do anything they like, from rape, steal, assault, murder, incest to engagement in full frontal homosexual sex.

This game immediately breaks God's first commandment THERE SHALL BE NO OTHER GODS BUT HIM! By playing this game, you pretend to these "sims" that YOU ARE GOD! The game's very concept spits at Jesus.

Now let's delve into the disgusting world of the "sims":


Religion in the sims 2 is some kind of witchcraft, Jesus is never mentioned unless to be spat on by proxy. Thus, the sims wants our children to be witches!



Here is a device named "the resurrection o nomcom" which is USED TO BRING PEOPLE BACK FROM THE DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This game REALLY starts to boil the blood now, DO THEY NOT KNOW ONLY JESUS CAN RISE FROM THE DEAD?

They truly HATE jesus, folks. So much so they copy his abilities and put witches behind the magic!



Homosexuality is heavily encouraged in the sims 2. Also, their concept of marriage, "joining" is fully available to the soddomites! Mind you, when sims join, it is merely a chance to commit adultery, as sims automatically fornicate with any other sim, male or female, that they can possibily do it with.



When sims aren't fornicating wildly, they like to fight, mindless assault is often on the menu, between anyone. Not just the occasional disciplinary action from the father of the household. (although "fathers" are usually just men who walk into the house from the street and rape the women of the house:

)

So all in all, the sims 2 is one of the most perverted and disgusting things I've ever seen!

Keep it away from your children at all costs!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Thanks for reopening an old wound. I had to sue those japs for including my likeness in that wicked "game" of theirs.

[Unfalsifiable]

Woah, what did they do with you?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Unfalsifiable

Woah, what did they do with you?

I don't want to talk about it.

[Rev. Carlton Green]

That is horrible Pastor Zeke! Just disgusting!

I wonder what piece of filth was responsible for creating that without your permission. I hope you made a bundle of cash out of the lawsuit. I know I would!

[PorkPie]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

Thanks for reopening an old wound. I had to sue those japs for including my likeness in that wicked "game" of theirs.

Hey, you do realize that Maxis isn't a Japanese owned company, right? Maxis (part of Electronic Arts, now) is an American company...

[Dead Dog]

Originally Posted by PorkPie

Hey, you do realize that Maxis isn't a Japanese owned company, right? Maxis (part of Electronic Arts, now) is an American company...

Plus the whole point is that you can create them to look howveer you want. Hey! Let's ALL sue!!!!

[Ebenezer Wright]

Originally Posted by PorkPie

Hey, you do realize that Maxis isn't a Japanese owned company, right? Maxis (part of Electronic Arts, now) is an American company...

Japs are responsible for the start of video games in general. So they basically had a huge role in this. DUH!

[Dead Dog]

Yeah. And Einstein first split the atom so nuclear war is his fault. Oh, but what about philosophers before that who made it possible? Like Socrates? Let's blame him!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Dead Dog

Yeah. And Einstein first split the atom so nuclear war is his fault. Oh, but what about philosophers before that who made it possible? Like Socrates? Let's blame him!

I'm not familiar with that name. Is he a friend of yours? Some queer rock and roller maybe?

Sounds like a damned joo.

[sperare]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

I'm not familiar with that name. Is he a friend of yours? Some queer rock and roller maybe?

Sounds like a damned joo.

Are you talking about Einstein?

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Originally Posted by sperare

Are you talking about Einstein?

DogsBreath probably means Eisenstein, a commie joo film-maker - though I must admit that I didn't know he'd split the atom... was that recently?

[sperare]

I can't tell if you're serious or joking...I think he meant Einstein...

http://nobelprize.org/nobel_prizes/p...stein-bio.html

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Originally Posted by sperare

I can't tell if you're serious or joking...I think he meant Einstein...

http://nobelprize.org/nobel_prizes/p...stein-bio.html

He couldn't have meant him - Einstein never split the atom. Either that or DogsBreath is an uneducated cretin.

I prefer the latter theory.

[GAY_Tool]

I love the sims I always make the women make love.

[Roberta]

Why would a nancy boy enjoy watching a carpet getting cleaned?

[Dead Dog]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

I'm not familiar with that name. Is he a friend of yours? Some queer rock and roller maybe?

Sounds like a damned joo.

You haven't heard of Einstein or you haven't heard of Socrates? Because with either I'd be pretty surprised.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Dead Dog

You haven't heard of Einstein or you haven't heard of Socrates? Because with either I'd be pretty surprised.

If they aren't in the Bible, then I'm not very interested. Praise Jesus!!

[Dead Dog]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

If they aren't in the Bible, then I'm not very interested. Praise Jesus!!

Computers aren't in the Bible yet you're using them. Socrates and Einstein both helped to make that possible.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Originally Posted by Dead Dog

Computers aren't in the Bible yet you're using them. Socrates and Einstein both helped to make that possible.

Kindly detail their contributions to the invention of the Internet.

Thank you.