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Re: Secular History Textbooks: A LIEberal Assault on America -
02-18-2007, 08:32 PM
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Re: Secular History Textbooks: A LIEberal Assault on America -
02-18-2007, 09:02 PM
Ok, and bald is a hair color What a state the public schools are in today!
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Re: Secular History Textbooks: A LIEberal Assault on America -
02-20-2007, 12:15 AM
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1. Iraqi madman Saddam bin Laden attacked us on September 11, 2003.
I remember it all vividly.
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If you remember it so vividly, why did you get the year wrong? That was 2001, Mr. Worthington, not 2003.
And I don't know anything about the Vietnam War, Mr. Worthington, but I do know that you crazy Americans seem to get your history facts wrong every so often. Case in point: you lost the war of 1812. You lost it. Maybe you got what you wanted in the long run (and that's why you all insist upon saying that you won), but on the battle field you lost big time.
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Oh, come back, proud Canadians
To before you had TV,
No hockey night in Canada,
There was no CBC (Oh, my God!).
In 1812, Madison was mad,
He was the president, you know
Well, he thought he’d tell the British where they ought to go
He thought he’d invade Canada,
He thought that he was tough
Instead we went to Washington....
And burned down all his stuff!
And the White House burned, burned, burned,
And we’re the one’s that did it!
It burned, burned, burned,
While the president ran and cried.
It burned, burned, burned,
And things were very historical.
And the Americans ran and cried like a bunch of little babies
Waa waa waah!
In the War of 1812!
Now some hillbillies from Kentucky,
Dressed in green and red,
Left home to fight in Canada,
But they returned home dead
It’s the only war the Yankees lost, except for Vietnam
And also the Alamo... and the Bay of... ham.
The loser was America,
The winner was ourselves,
So join right in and gloat about the War of 1812
And the White House burned, burned, burned,
And we’re the one’s that did it!
It burned, burned, burned,
While the president ran and cried.
It burned, burned, burned,
And things were very historical.
And the Americans ran and cried like a bunch of little babies
Waa waa waah!
In the War of 1812!
In 1812, we were just sittin’ around,
Mindin’ our own business, puttin’ crops into the ground.
We heard the soldiers coming and we didn’t like that sound.
So we took a boat to Washington and burned it to the ground.
Oh... we... fired our guns, but the Yankees kept-a coming,
There wasn’t quite as many as there was a while ago.
We fired once more and the Yankees started running,
Down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico, oh, oh....
They ran through the snow and they ran through the forest,
They ran through the bushes where the beavers wouldn’t go.
They ran so fast, they forgot to take their culture,
Back to America, and Gulf and Texaco
So, if you go to Washington, its buildings clean and nice,
Bring a pack of matches, and we’ll burn the White House twice!
And the White House burned, burned, burned,
But the Americans won’t admit it
It burned, burned, burned,
It burned and burned and burned
It burned, burned, burned,
Now, I bet that made them mad
And the Americans ran and cried like a bunch of little babies
Waa waa waah!
In the War of 1812!
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Re: Secular History Textbooks: A LIEberal Assault on America -
02-20-2007, 12:38 AM
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If you remember it so vividly, why did you get the year wrong? That was 2001, Mr. Worthington, not 2003.
And I don't know anything about the Vietnam War, Mr. Worthington, but I do know that you crazy Americans seem to get your history facts wrong every so often. Case in point: you lost the war of 1812. You lost it. Maybe you got what you wanted in the long run (and that's why you all insist upon saying that you won), but on the battle field you lost big time.
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Re: Secular History Textbooks: A LIEberal Assault on America -
02-20-2007, 03:08 AM
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If you remember it so vividly, why did you get the year wrong? That was 2001, Mr. Worthington, not 2003.
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You fool!! You absolute fool!! Don't you know that the terrorists are watching us constantly, looking for a gap in our resolve so they can burrow in and deposit their eggs?
For all I know YOU'RE a terrorist! You certainly are giving aid and comfort to the enemy by showing disagreement amongst the potential victims of terrorism, which should be a capital offense.
I hope the thousands of innocent people that you've helped kill today by giving encouragement to the enemy have made peace with their makers. It's this kind of butchery by our so-called "allies" that has put us in the difficult predicament we face today.
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Re: Secular History Textbooks: A LIEberal Assault on America -
02-20-2007, 05:44 AM
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You fool!! You absolute fool!! Don't you know that the terrorists are watching us constantly, looking for a gap in our resolve so they can burrow in and deposit their eggs?
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That's possible. But it doesn't change the fact that you got the date of one of the most notorious terrorist attacks in human history wrong.
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Re: Secular History Textbooks: A LIEberal Assault on America -
02-20-2007, 05:48 AM
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That's possible. But it doesn't change the fact that you got the date of one of the most notorious terrorist attacks in human history wrong.
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While 2001 was a horrendous year, I believe he was referring to the year that mooselimbs started hiring ACLU lawyers to represent them, even though they're not US citizens.
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Re: Secular History Textbooks: A LIEberal Assault on America -
02-20-2007, 05:13 PM
Whether it was 2001 or 2003, one thing that is NOT under dispute is that those Iraqi terrorists under the orders of Saddam bin Laden took advantage of the terrorist-friendly policies on Bill Clinton's watch to attack America. That's why we elected George W. Bush in the first place-- to put True American Patriots in charge of our security and prevent another attack on America.
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Re: Secular History Textbooks: A LIEberal Assault on America -
02-20-2007, 05:43 PM
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That's possible. But it doesn't change the fact that you got the date of one of the most notorious terrorist attacks in human history wrong.
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Re: Secular History Textbooks: A LIEberal Assault on America -
02-23-2007, 03:28 PM
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That's possible. But it doesn't change the fact that you got the date of one of the most notorious terrorist attacks in human history wrong.
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This coming from a woman who thinks America lost the War of 1812!
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Re: Secular History Textbooks: A LIEberal Assault on America -
02-23-2007, 07:12 PM
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This coming from a woman who thinks America lost the War of 1812!
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You did! In terms of goals, yes, you got what you wanted; but on the battlefield, you all gots your butts toasted. Which probably happened while you were all running away from that little bonfire we held in your honour. Perhaps you might recall it: we burned the White House.
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Re: Secular History Textbooks: A LIEberal Assault on America -
02-23-2007, 07:19 PM
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You did! In terms of goals, yes, you got what you wanted; but on the battlefield, you all gots your butts toasted. Which probably happened while you were all running away from that little bonfire we held in your honour. Perhaps you might recall it: we burned the White House.
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You probably think we're not winning in Iraq, either!
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Re: Secular History Textbooks: A LIEberal Assault on America -
02-23-2007, 07:57 PM
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You probably think we're not winning in Iraq, either!
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Yeah. And that would be because you aren't.
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Re: Secular History Textbooks: A LIEberal Assault on America -
02-23-2007, 08:07 PM
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You did! In terms of goals, yes, you got what you wanted; but on the battlefield, you all gots your butts toasted. Which probably happened while you were all running away from that little bonfire we held in your honour. Perhaps you might recall it: we burned the White House.
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Miss Undies, perhaps you need to review your history books.
Canada was not a nation in 1812. The United States was never at war with Canada, but with the British Empire.
Now, as for who won? The US is THE world superpower, and the wee Brits do whatever our Godly president tells them to.
I think the US won the war.
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02-23-2007, 08:11 PM
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Miss Undies, perhaps you need to review your history books.
Canada was not a nation in 1812. The United States was never at war with Canada, but with the British Empire.
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Ah, but we were a British Colony, and thus when the British won, so did we.
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02-23-2007, 08:23 PM
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Ah, but we were a British Colony, and thus when the British won, so did we.
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So you identify with the people you fought against for independence?
Interesting.
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02-23-2007, 09:08 PM
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So you identify with the people you fought against for independence?
Interesting.
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It's a little complicated. See, I'm extremely proud to be Canadian, and while I do believe that we should remain separate entities from one another, I still (somehow, and don't ask me how because I don't know) sort of, but only a little, consider myself a British subject and I stll feel a little loyalty to Her Majesty, though I don't want her ruling us. See what I mean? It's complicated...
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Re: Secular History Textbooks: A LIEberal Assault on America -
02-23-2007, 09:33 PM
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It's a little complicated. See, I'm extremely proud to be Canadian, and while I do believe that we should remain separate entities from one another, I still (somehow, and don't ask me how because I don't know) sort of, but only a little, consider myself a British subject and I stll feel a little loyalty to Her Majesty, though I don't want her ruling us. See what I mean? It's complicated...
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Interesting.
I imagine it's like Iraqis feeling loyal to the Baath party, even though it no longer exists and Saddam Hussein has been executed.
Or maybe like people praying to imaginary gods, like Ra, or dead people, like Mary.
Is it like that?
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Re: Secular History Textbooks: A LIEberal Assault on America -
02-23-2007, 10:45 PM
Most canadians don't like being canadians. Should we equate Undeadundies with the frogs from Quebec? We all know those chanuks are a bit touched in the head, but this really says, "Please shoot me!"
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Re: Secular History Textbooks: A LIEberal Assault on America -
02-27-2007, 07:43 PM
So you enjoy being under the queen? I notice that you have both the queen and the Canadian beaver on your filthy money. Since you're all subject of the queen up there, perhaps you could tell me why you love the queen's beaver so much....
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