The Parade is a success! More than 90000 people are marching down Divine St!
They chant "Be bold Freehold, vote Larguez not Hold!"
I will give my speech in a few minutes, and then the party will start:
"People of Freehold! Today is the day we have been waiting for a long time! Remember when you were a child, and your father came from work, and he said all the horrible things those white old males did during the day, in the name of Baptism!
Remember how when you discovered your REAL gender, they put you in ex-gay camp! Remember the shame you felt about being yourself: latino, african-american, gay, lesbian, transgender!
Remember when your brother went to play beisbol, while you had to stay at home to wash the dishes and help mom!
All inequalities in Freehold end TODAY. How are we going to start a new city?
1) SEPARATION OF CHURCH AND STATE: no longer you will be forced to attend Church, neither you will have to tithe! Tithes are voluntary from the day I put my feet in Mayor's office!
2) WOMEN ARE EQUAL: Same opportunities to go to College, to work, to drive (drive!), to play sports
3) There are no lesser races: everyone can get anywhere!
4) Gates are open to people willing to come and do good for the city! No more waiting lists, no more never-ending applications. Just show where are you going to work, and where are you going to live, and you are in!*
5) Public demonstrations of affection are no longer punished, regardless gender, age and religion
6) Under age work is punished, including houseboys!
7) By request of white people inclined to some sort of socialism, with beards well cared for: There will be an Starbucks on Divine Street!
Let's make FREEHOLD GREAT FOR THE FIRST TIME!
YES WE CAN! YES WE CAN! YES WE CAN!
*Yes this includes you, and you, and you!