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Default Re: Anal Sex is Gay Sex (Even if It's With A Woman!) - 09-04-2012, 04:05 PM

I had always assumed that anal sex between a man and a woman was just a myth and it was just a lie put about by homosexuals to try any make botty sex seem somehow normal.

I don't see how it would occur to any married couple to try such a thing.

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Default Re: Anal Sex is Gay Sex (Even if It's With A Woman!) - 09-04-2012, 04:46 PM

Anal sex with a woman is not gay.
Thats just well.. stupid.. how can 2 hetero people be homo if they have anal sex together?
To be honest Anal is refreshing for your sex life and it can be a fun and new expirience. The only problem is that you need to be a real man to pull it off and i doubt most of you here are and with like everything else you cant do or dont understand you say is "gay" or "satanic".
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Default Re: Anal Sex is Gay Sex (Even if It's With A Woman!) - 09-04-2012, 04:49 PM

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Anal sex with a woman is not gay.
Thats just well.. stupid.. how can 2 hetero people be homo if they have anal sex together?
You can find the answer to that by scrolling up to the very first post on this thread.

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The only problem is that you need to be a real man to pull it off
Ha! Mr. Etheldreda is as real as a man gets and he would NEVER pretend to have sex with another man who was pretending to be a woman! That's so gay! And of course if a woman was pretending to be a man pretending to be a woman, that's just as gay, and even more weird!


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Default Re: Anal Sex is Gay Sex (Even if It's With A Woman!) - 09-04-2012, 04:54 PM

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...And of course if a woman was pretending to be a man pretending to be a woman, that's just as gay, and even more weird!
What if she's one of those male lesbians that Bobby-Joe is always ranting about?


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Default Re: Anal Sex is Gay Sex (Even if It's With A Woman!) - 09-04-2012, 04:55 PM

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What if she's one of those male lesbians that Bobby-Joe is always ranting about?
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Default Re: Anal Sex is Gay Sex (Even if It's With A Woman!) - 09-04-2012, 05:05 PM

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And if the MAN is a real MAN and the WOMAN is a real WOMAN and they dont pretend to be anything just want to spice up the sex life.. because at some point it can get repeatative?
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Default Re: Anal Sex is Gay Sex (Even if It's With A Woman!) - 09-04-2012, 05:24 PM

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And if the MAN is a real MAN and the WOMAN is a real WOMAN and they dont pretend to be anything just want to spice up the sex life.. because at some point it can get repeatative?
Then (according to the Bible) they're both damned to eternal torment, no matter which label you want to put on it. Duh.


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Default Re: Anal Sex is Gay Sex (Even if It's With A Woman!) - 09-04-2012, 08:55 PM

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Anal is refreshing for your sex life and it can be a fun and new expirience. The only problem is that you need to be a real man to pull it off
So in your book a "real man" is someone who is incapable of using the right hole for his tallywhacker? You must be the biggest idiot who ever lived.

A real real man is someone who makes his wife pregnant, which requires aiming for the right hole, to bear babies for Jesus.


Fortunately the Bible tells us how it all works for those who, like you, are too stupid to figure it out on their own. Details on sex can be found in Genesis 29:30 (about going into the women) and Leviticus 15:32 (about the seed you have to plant). Although I am not entirely convinced you making children would be a good idea.


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Default Re: Anal Sex is Gay Sex (Even if It's With A Woman!) - 09-04-2012, 09:54 PM

Let me get this straight (hahaha!): only REAL men can do gay buttsex?

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Default Re: Anal Sex is Gay Sex (Even if It's With A Woman!) - 09-04-2012, 11:07 PM

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And if the MAN is a real MAN and the WOMAN is a real WOMAN and they dont pretend to be anything just want to spice up the sex life.. because at some point it can get repeatative?
It's supposed to be repeatative you mormon.

Any women on the thread please stop reading this I am about to say something vulgar.

You have sex, then your wife has a baby, you have sex again, another baby. You repeat this process until the woman is used up. If you have sex with a woman's butt how are you going to make a baby? You stop the entire process of creation.


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This pretty much tells us how well you know the Bible.

Start with Genesis and end with Revelation, then you can come tell us what the Bible says. OK?


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Default Re: Anal Sex is Gay Sex (Even if It's With A Woman!) - 09-05-2012, 04:14 AM

Dear Friend,

The function of a woman is to make babies and sandwiches. If you anally invade her, no babies will result. Worse yet, she may claim that it hurts too much to walk to the kitchen and make you sandwiches. At that point, she will cease to be a real woman, and may as well be a man. I.e., your sex will have been retroactively gay!

I do hope you're not asking us to condone retroactively gay sex.

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Default Re: Anal Sex is Gay Sex (Even if It's With A Woman!) - 09-27-2012, 10:36 AM

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Anal Sex is Gay Sex (Even if It's With A Woman!)
Hello i have been converted now for about six months i was a gay man and had to say i enjoyed my life while i was young as i got older i did not feel like i was doing the right thing and i guess what i really wanted is a wife and to have children of my own.
After reading this post it distressed me as i feel too dirty to have a wife and children, i know that God forgives me but i struggle to forgive my self! and after reading this post and seeing all the support against being gay even though im living a godley life but sometimes struggle with inpure thoughts i dont want to be gay i guess what im trying to say is i find this sorts of posts hard for me i.e people against gay men i did not choose to be gay and am trying to be straight please forgive me i dont know what im trying to say apart from please forgive me and pray for me that i too can enjoy a life as full as a straight man, please dont hate me but these posts realy hurt my walk with God





I’m just going to get straight to the point -

ANAL SEX = GAY SEX.

Yes, that's right, folks! Anal Sex (sodomy) is GAY SEX - Even if it's with a woman!


Let’s be clear here - if a man asks his girlfriend / wife / lover if he can perform anal sex on her - HE IS A HOMOSEXUAL! Because he is effectively asking to perform a GAY SEXUAL ACT on you, and you know what, that sounds pretty gay to me! No if's, no but's - The guy's a fag!

Yes, he may seem like he’s straight red-blooded heterosexual guy to you, he may even look ‘normal’, but think about it: Why would any straight guy want to have GAY SEX with you? I think you know the answer already – HE WOULDN’T! No straight guy would EVER want to put his manhood in somewhere you poop out of, UNLESS HE WAS A FAG!

You may not want to believe it, but I would be willing to bet that, when you’re not around, he probably gets up to all sorts of sick sexual perversions. He probably frequents gay bars and public restrooms, on the lookout for small children to molest. He also probably has 2 or 3 gay friends, who he lets anally rape him on a regular basis. I bet when you’re not around he even walks around your home in your underwear, or wearing your best Sunday dress, and he probably masturbates over pictures of young boys. He may even have AIDS, as most gays do!

Make no mistake here, he may only be dating you so that he can give you AIDS too! It’s a cold hard FACT that most Gay men HATE women: That’s WHY they’re gay.



If a woman asks her boyfriend / husband / lover to perform anal sex on her - THIS MAKES HER A HOMOSEXUAL TOO! Because she is asking him (a man) to perform a GAY HOMOSEXUAL ACT on her, and THIS MAKES HER A GAY! She is probably man-hating dyke, and she is trying to turn him into a Gay too! What other reason would there be to offer him sex in place where she poops out of, rather than in the ‘flower of her womanhood’??



ANAL SEX = THE ULTIMATE INSULT TO GOD!

God cannot be clearer here, Sodomy is an ABOMINATION! Whether it is with a man, OR WITH A WOMAN! God makes no distinctions here, whether a man sodomise another man, or a woman, they are BOTH sodomites, because they have BOTH indulged in the perversion of Sodomy.

Deuteronomy 23:17-18
“There shall be no whore of the daughters of Israel, nor a sodomite of the sons of Israel. Thou shalt not bring the hire of a whore, or the price of a dog, into the house of the LORD thy God for any vow: for even both these are abomination unto the LORD thy God.”

1 Kings 14:24
“And there were also sodomites in the land: and they did according to all the abominations of the nations which the LORD cast out before the children of Israel.”

Romans 1 even talks about women who “did change the natural use into that which is against nature”, which is clearly referring to sodomy, and this made their men “burn in their lust one toward another”. See, many seem to miss the FACT that women can lead the men into the perversion of sodomy, just like when Eve lead Adam into temptation in the Garden of Eden. It was the women in this verse who first ‘changed the nature of their use’ by letting their men sodomise them, and from the next few passages we can see that this made the men “burn in their lust one toward another”, because the women had let them perform a homosexual act on them, and this turned their men into Gays. And for this, God states that they are “worthy of death” for this perversion.

Romans 1:26-32 “For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient;
Being filled with all unrighteousness, fornication, wickedness, covetousness, maliciousness; full of envy, murder, debate, deceit, malignity; whisperers,
Backbiters, haters of God, despiteful, proud, boasters, inventors of evil things, disobedient to parents,
Without understanding, covenantbreakers, without natural affection, implacable, unmerciful:
Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.”

So why does God hate Anal Sex (sodomy) so much? Why is it so ‘detestable’ to him? Well, think about it THIS WAY –

God created men and women so they could make little soldiers for Christ. Create the 'miracle of life' between them. A man’s seed is MEANT to go inside his wife’s womanhood, and create a beautiful little child. By performing Anal Sex it is effectively perverting all that is natural. It is sick and wrong, and it is the ULTIMATE INSULT TO GOD!

By performing Anal Sex, a man is effectively shooting his baby-making seed into his partners bowels. How do you think God feels, knowing that he’s giving you this wonderful gift to create life, and watching you dumping it up inside SOMEONE’S GARBAGE CHUTE? Because THAT’S exactly what you’re doing! You are mocking God with your actions! In effect, you are saying to God “Hey, I’d rather dump my seed in the garbage, than use it to create a child with this girl I ‘supposedly’ love!” It’s an abomination! To take something that could create a life, and dump it in someone’s bowels like that!

And THAT is why God says anyone who does something THAT disrespectful and perverted is “worthy of death”. Because if you’re going to offend and insult God like that, by showing him total disrespect by sodomising someone, you deserve NOTHING LESS! Amen!



HAVE ANAL SEX, AND GOD WILL GIVE YOU AIDS!

I don’t know if anyone’s ever noticed this, but up until the 1960’s Sodomy (Anal Sex) was still ILLEGAL here in the States. Way back in 1778 Thomas Jefferson wrote a law in Virginia which contained a punishment of castration for those who engage in sodomy, however this was rejected by the Virginia Legislature, which continued to prescribe death as the maximum penalty for the crime of sodomy in that state.

And even up until 1962, only 40 years ago, sodomy was a felony in EVERY STATE! It was punished by a lengthy term of imprisonment and/or hard labor, though the penalty for violating a sodomy law varied very widely from jurisdiction to jurisdiction. The harshest penalties were in Idaho, where a person convicted of sodomy could earn a life sentence. Michigan followed, with a maximum penalty of 15 years imprisonment while repeat offenders got life.

By 2003, because of pressure from the growing pressure from the Homosexual Agenda, 27 states, the District of Columbia, and 4 territories had repealed their sodomy laws by legislative action, 9 states had had them overturned or invalidated by state court action, 4 states still had same-sex sodomy laws, and 10 states, Puerto Rico, and the U.S. military had laws applying to all regardless of gender. In 2005 Puerto Rico repealed its sodomy law, and in 2006 Missouri repealed its law against "homosexual conduct." Three states have yet to repeal such laws: Oklahoma, Kansas and Texas.

Across the rest of the World, Sodomy was decriminalized in Thailand in 1956, Sweden legalized sodomy in 1944, Hungary in 1962, in the UK in 1967 etc etc.

Now, think about THIS -

AIDS was only first reported 1981 – LESS THAN TWENTY YEARS AFTER SODOMY (ANAL SEX) WAS FIRST MADE LEGAL! A coincidence? I think not!

More proof that God INVENTED AIDS, as a PUNISHMENT for all those who engage in Anal Sodomy Sex! Think about it, friends. While Sodomy was illegal, not one case of AIDS ever turned up in 1000’s of years!! THEN, Society turned their backs on God’s clear commandment: That Anal Sex is an abomination, worthy only of death! And what did they do? They LEGALISED it! No wonder God gave them AIDS! And I for one cannot wait until EVERY MAN AND WOMAN who indulge in ANAL SODOMY SEX get AIDS, AND DIE! Their blood is on their own heads! Praise!
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Default Re: Anal Sex is Gay Sex (Even if It's With A Woman!) - 09-27-2012, 10:46 AM

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Hello Stevey!

I also get mad when I think about people having anal sex.



Now, how about making an introduction thread of your own over in the Introduction Forum. We want to get to know you!

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Default Re: Anal Sex is Gay Sex (Even if It's With A Woman!) - 09-28-2012, 03:30 AM

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yap, yap, yap
In the name of Christ Stevey, you can get those lips flapping. I got lost about halfway thru but did manage to read the rest.

I still couldn't make much sense of it because your aruguments were all over the place but well documented.

I hope this piece of advice might help...

Christ forgives.

He also tells us that homers should be stoned to death.

Seeing as you present such an outstanding argument for both sides, I would suggest that you stone yourself to death. That would seem to settle everything right? I mean right??

Good luck in your quest for Christ.
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Default Re: Anal Sex is Gay Sex (Even if It's With A Woman!) - 10-01-2012, 01:09 AM

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You may not want to believe it, but I would be willing to bet that, when you’re not around, he probably gets up to all sorts of sick sexual perversions. He probably frequents gay bars and public restrooms, on the lookout for small children to molest. He also probably has 2 or 3 gay friends, who he lets anally rape him on a regular basis. I bet when you’re not around he even walks around your home in your underwear, or wearing your best Sunday dress, and he probably masturbates over pictures of young boys. He may even have AIDS, as most gays do!
Brother Percy, I admire your moral conviction, however, do be careful about running away with your imagination. Pardon my admonishment, but a good discipline to practice is to make claims more carefully.... based on what you know, or can be reasonabley demonstrated... unless you are trying to warn children about a bogeyman, in which case it might be a good idea to say "they mostly have AIDS" until they can understand things better.

But claiming on this forum that most gays have AIDS, and worse yet, that they would INTENTIONALLY give AIDS to women (and that they ALL hate women), is jumping a bit far, and is NOT supported by the bible.

Proverbs 27:5-6 "Open rebuke is better than love carefully concealed. Faithful are the wounds of a friend, but the kisses of an enemy are deceitful"

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But claiming on this forum that most gays have AIDS, and worse yet, that they would INTENTIONALLY give AIDS to women (and that they ALL hate women), is jumping a bit far, and is NOT supported by the bible.
Friend, how would you even know anything about it? Are you a packer of mud?

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Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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Default Re: Anal Sex is Gay Sex (Even if It's With A Woman!) - 10-01-2012, 01:43 AM

Also, Brother Percy,

Proverbs 9:7 He who corrects a scoffer gets dishonor for himself,
And he who reproves a wicked man gets insults for himself.

It is also untrue to just throw every sinner in the same boat. People are at various levels of sin, such as perversion, many soon to be saved. I was born into this porn saturated culture, so I know first hand the path of falling into sin and the path of renewing my heart in the Lord.

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And I for one cannot wait until EVERY MAN AND WOMAN who indulge in ANAL SODOMY SEX get AIDS, AND DIE! Their blood is on their own heads! Praise!
Eagerly anticipating the pain/death of your fellow sinners? Remember, but for the grace of God you stand where you do, not by your own inner grace. Compassion is expected of you, not a bitter and cold heart.

Proverbs 9:7 He who corrects a scoffer gets dishonor for himself,
And he who reproves a wicked man gets insults for himself.

Provers 9:9 Give instruction to a wise man and he will be still wiser,
Teach a righteous man and he will increase his learning.
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Also, Brother Percy,

Proverbs 9:7 He who corrects a scoffer gets dishonor for himself,
And he who reproves a wicked man gets insults for himself.

It is also untrue to just throw every sinner in the same boat. People are at various levels of sin, such as perversion, many soon to be saved. I was born into this porn saturated culture, so I know first hand the path of falling into sin and the path of renewing my heart in the Lord.



Eagerly anticipating the pain/death of your fellow sinners? Remember, but for the grace of God you stand where you do, not by your own inner grace. Compassion is expected of you, not a bitter and cold heart.

Proverbs 9:7 He who corrects a scoffer gets dishonor for himself,
And he who reproves a wicked man gets insults for himself.

Provers 9:9 Give instruction to a wise man and he will be still wiser,
Teach a righteous man and he will increase his learning.
Hello friend!

Please use the KJV Bible when posting Scripture. Thanks!

Also, I can't seem to find an introduction thread from you. Please go to the Introduction Forum and tell us all about yourself. We want to get to know you!



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Default Re: Anal Sex is Gay Sex (Even if It's With A Woman!) - 10-01-2012, 01:57 AM

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Friend, how would you even know anything about it? Are you a packer of mud?

In Christ
Brother Harold, if most gay men had AIDS, there would be a lot less of them. Case closed as far as I'm concerned.

I am not packing mud, but my heart was once led astray into sexual sins and I engaged in sinful acts with women (and worse things in my former heart). Many of your brothers have similar stories, I'm sure you know, but we don't all have AIDS.

But make no mistake, I agree that the consequences of these sins ARE severe, and they will haunt any man.
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