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Default Re: Rocket League: Tinder for pedophile gay sex maniacs! - 11-14-2016, 08:43 PM

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I have reported you to the senior pastor for you language and direct insulting in your infracture you gave me, to which you said [PRIVATE MESSAGES REMAIN PRIVATE -- MODERATOR]. \.
I find it funny that you wont openly admit that you cursed a word. then gave me an infracture for Bullying. sad sad sad. if Jesus is looking down on you how do you think he would react to you speaking with such vocabulary. at least i censor my curses like *$#% or F***ING or somehting of that sort. you on the other hand went full boar.


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I find it funny that you wont openly admit that you cursed a word. then gave me an infracture for Bullying. sad sad sad. if Jesus is looking down on you how do you think he would react to you speaking with such vocabulary. at least i censor my curses like *$#% or F***ING or somehting of that sort. you on the other hand went full boar.


"Stop being such a pussy." ya im sure Jesus loves you for that one, confess while you can sister
Confess to what? Using the same word the Champion of American Family Values, democratically elected head of the GOP and partner of Mike Make America a Theology Again Pence, Donald Trump does? Next you want me to apologize for using the word "Glory" because it makes you think of "glory holes"? Is our standard of appropriate language your comfort zone now?


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Default Re: Rocket League: Tinder for pedophile gay sex maniacs! - 02-02-2017, 01:09 AM

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It's good that you brought that up! Let's see what God has to say about queers:

(Leviticus 20:13) "If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them."

Hmmm, it doesn't say anything about respecting them, but rather it says that they should be put to death. Quite a difference!

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Well put brother, there are other games that also need our attention.





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Default Re: Rocket League: Tinder for pedophile gay sex maniacs! - 02-02-2017, 02:23 AM

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Default Re: Rocket League: Tinder for pedophile gay sex maniacs! - 02-02-2017, 05:18 PM

Oh ,Undertale, I'd be careful when you make your oh so reaserched claims on it Undertale has a huge fanbase that will jump to defend it
Also be careful you don't use fan art people have made some very weird stuff based on Undertale but the actual game only has pixel art so that should help when you "research"it
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Oh ,Undertale, I'd be careful when you make your oh so reaserched claims on it Undertale has a huge fanbase that will jump to defend it
Also be careful you don't use fan art people have made some very weird stuff based on Undertale but the actual game only has pixel art so that should help when you "research"it
What is this ¨Undertale¨ you are talking about?


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Default Re: Rocket League: Tinder for pedophile gay sex maniacs! - 02-02-2017, 05:53 PM

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What is this ¨Undertale¨ you are talking about?
The posts before mine said about Undertale
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Default Re: Rocket League: Tinder for pedophile gay sex maniacs! - 02-02-2017, 10:39 PM

It's a game where a human falls in to a volcano and goes into a world of monsters. There is skeletons, goats, humanoid fish, a lesbian dinosaur ( sin according to Romans 1:25-27 ). You can choose to not kill anyone or kill everyone and erase the universe to become God. This game seems to pan to furries ( aka sodamites ).

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Oh ,Undertale, I'd be careful when you make your oh so reaserched claims on it Undertale has a huge fanbase that will jump to defend it
Also be careful you don't use fan art people have made some very weird stuff based on Undertale but the actual game only has pixel art so that should help when you "research"it







Thanks for the help in research.I have heard a lot of bad things also, but I have also heard there are some fans who don't act that way.
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Default Re: Rocket League: Tinder for pedophile gay sex maniacs! - 02-03-2017, 08:17 AM

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It's a game where a human falls in to a volcano and goes into a world of monsters. There is skeletons, goats, humanoid fish, a lesbian dinosaur ( sin according to Romans 1:25-27 ). You can choose to not kill anyone or kill everyone and erase the universe to become God. This game seems to pan to furries ( aka sodamites ).

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Default Re: Rocket League: Tinder for pedophile gay sex maniacs! - 02-03-2017, 09:32 PM

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Thanks for the help in research.I have heard a lot of bad things also, but I have also heard there are some fans who don't act that way.
I will admit that some Undertale fans can make some pretty wierd stuff but there are also a lot of fans that make some really cool stuff to do with Undertale


Like take Underverse for example, what is in basic terms is taking the idea for parrallel dimensions and applying it to Undertale, like one Universe would swap the characters around, one would tell a similar story but in space and another would turn the monsters into humans
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Uh, newsflash: volcanoes are mountains.

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So many evil games, Satans temptations never end!
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Uh, newsflash: volcanoes are mountains.

You should spend less time playing stupid video games and more time studying for your classes, dotty.
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You don't see Mt Everest spewing lava
That is not what the good sister said.

She said volcanoes are mountains, not mountains are volcanoes.

Just sayin.

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Bomb Re: Rocket League: Tinder for pedophile gay sex maniacs! - 02-04-2017, 09:09 AM

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No not all mountains are volcanoes
You don't see Mt Everest spewing lava
Dear Sinner,

Mt. Everest might be dormant now, but it is extremely likely that it will be activated in the very near foreseeable future by an act of God!

Micah 1:4
And the mountains shall be molten under him, and the valleys shall be cleft, as wax before the fire, and as the waters that are poured down a steep place.

Nahum 1:5,6
The mountains quake at him, and the hills melt, and the earth is burned at his presence, yes, the world, and all that dwell therein.

Every single mountain contains the potential of turning into an active volcano if and when Jesus decides it's time to intervene.

Revelation 16:20
And every island fled away, and the mountains were not found.

This will have glorious results to us, True Christians™!
Revelation 9:18
By these three was the third part of men killed, by the fire, and by the smoke, and by the brimstone, which issued out of their mouths.




Yours in Christ,

Elmer


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Default Re: Rocket League: Tinder for pedophile gay sex maniacs! - 02-04-2017, 10:09 AM

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Dear Sinner,

Mt. Everest might be dormant now, but it is extremely likely that it will be activated in the very near foreseeable future by an act of God!

Micah 1:4
And the mountains shall be molten under him, and the valleys shall be cleft, as wax before the fire, and as the waters that are poured down a steep place.

Nahum 1:5,6
The mountains quake at him, and the hills melt, and the earth is burned at his presence, yes, the world, and all that dwell therein.

Every single mountain contains the potential of turning into an active volcano if and when Jesus decides it's time to intervene.

Revelation 16:20
And every island fled away, and the mountains were not found.

This will have glorious results to us, True Christians™!
Revelation 9:18
By these three was the third part of men killed, by the fire, and by the smoke, and by the brimstone, which issued out of their mouths.




Yours in Christ,

Elmer
That's not how volcanoes work...
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