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flag The Migrant Caravan: Barbarians at the Gate! - 05-02-2018, 12:04 AM

By now you all probably know about the "Migrant Caravan" (an euphemism for "unwashed hordes of blood thirsty barbarians") approaching US southern border. If you have not heard about it educate yourself! Turn on the Fox News already!

This is why we need the wall, people!!

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President Donald Trump, urging tougher security measures along the U.S.-Mexico border on Thursday, claimed that women "are being raped at numbers never seen before" while an immigrant caravan is heading toward the U.S.
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On Thursday, Trump did not provide any evidence to support his claim that rapes are taking place during the caravan in Mexico of asylum-seekers, nor did he identify the source of his information. The White House did not immediately respond to a request for that information.
We do not need to dig for a "source" of this information. Donnie said it so it is true! BECAUSE HE SAYS SO!

After all, Landover Baptist Church has been warning about the dangers of immigration for a long time. Immigration is the real threat to America. In fact, as I have already said a decade ago, it is the Satan's plan to destroy America.

Moreover, has a long tradition of being suspicious about non-white immigrants. It took True White Americans™ a good while to eradicate the Indians. Later, we limited race mongering by strong immigration laws - we'd turn back from Ellis Island anyone who was not healthy enough, not educated enough, and not white enough back to whatever shithole country they came from.

Most importantly, the Holy Bible tells us about the dangers of mingling with foreigners. The only thing foreigners desire is to pollute the minds of impressionable youth and stray them away from believing in God:

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Deuteronomy 7:2-4
2 And when the Lord thy God shall deliver them before thee; thou shalt smite them, and utterly destroy them; thou shalt make no covenant with them, nor shew mercy unto them:
3 Neither shalt thou make marriages with them; thy daughter thou shalt not give unto his son, nor his daughter shalt thou take unto thy son.
4 For they will turn away thy son from following me, that they may serve other gods: so will the anger of the Lord be kindled against you, and destroy thee suddenly.

Deuteronomy 20:17-18
17 But thou shalt utterly destroy them; namely, the Hittites, and the Amorites, the Canaanites, and the Perizzites, the Hivites, and the Jebusites; as the Lord thy God hath commanded thee:
18 That they teach you not to do after all their abominations, which they have done unto their gods; so should ye sin against the Lord your God.
As you can see in these fragments, God recommends a final solution to the foreigner problem. Even with Donnie in power this could be somewhat problematic, so building a BIG FAT WALL and not letting anyone in (well, we can make exception for the Norwegians since Donnie would like that) is the next best solution.

God explains what to do in case when a Justified Genocide cannot occur:

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1 Corinthians 5:11 But now I have written unto you not to keep company, if any man that is called a brother be a fornicator, or covetous, or an idolator, or a railer, or a drunkard, or an extortioner; with such an one no not to eat.

2 Corinthians 6:14 Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness?
And what is the best way to keep away all these Mexican Catholic rapists and drug dealers? Well by BUILDING THE WALL of course and CLOSING OUR BORDERS for good. No one gets in. Except for young hot Norwegians and Slovenians. Of both sexes, we don't discriminate in America.

This is what the SJW's should call the "good," "humanitarian" option - we don't kill anybody, we just send all of the asylum seekers back to their shithole countries so they can be killed by gangs which they were trying to escape from, or starve on their own. Why would we care? There are too many darkie people in the world anyway, nobody will miss those particular ones.

In fact, I have already told Donnie that in addition to keeping darkies out we should start throwing them out. Since the institution of slavery has been quite unfortunately abolished, we should deport all slave descendants to random shithole countries in Africa. And when I go to a doctor I want a white Anglo-Saxon one, not some Arab or Hindoo or other whose name I cannot even pronounce.


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: The Migrant Caravan: Barbarians at the Gate! - 05-02-2018, 02:56 AM

It's time to remind everyone that when the original pilgrims stepped off of the Mayflower they found a "shithole" land - with harsh winters, hurricanes, earthquakes, tornados, and savage corn eating injuns wandering around. Armed with nothing but Bibles and guns, they put food on the table, built houses, drained swamps, dug canals, built railroads, electrical grids, atomic bombs, B-52 bombers, and the interwebs.

These thankless migrants should be given a Bible (KJV1611), a gun, an American flag and a Trump MAGA hat and sent back to the shithole where they came from.


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Default Re: The Migrant Caravan: Barbarians at the Gate! - 12-16-2018, 06:54 PM

The danger is real, as these people are already approaching the border. Thankfully, God is helping America by killing some of these barbarians:

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U.S. Customs and Border Protection confirmed that a 7-year-old Guatemalan migrant girl had died in Border Patrol custody from exhaustion and dehydration.
The young girl—whose identity has not yet been released—was captured last week after illegally crossing from Mexico to New Mexico with her father and more than 100 other migrants, according to The Washington Post. On December 6, at around 10 p.m., the group of approximately 163 people approached border agents and turned themselves in for detention.
Eight hours later, while in custody, the girl started experiencing seizures, according to CBP records reviewed by The Post. Authorities soon learned that she “reportedly had not eaten or consumed water for several days" and immediately transported her to Providence Hospital in El Paso, Texas, where she went into cardiac arrest. Although she was revived, she failed to recover and died less than 24 hours after arriving at the medical center.
Now, we know that these people are savage barbarians, because they themselves told us so:

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The family also complained of CBP's use of interview forms printed only in English, which asylum seekers, including Caal Maquin's father, did not understand, with the family's native tongue being Q’eqchi’, a Mayan dialect, and Spanish being their second language.
This is the last thing we need in America, some sort of a Mexican Indian invasion! It's not like they have ever contributed anything to human society! (Well, except for corn... chocolate... tomatoes... avocados... beans... chili peppers... turkey... and a lot of other foods which we eat today, but that was a long time ago so it doesn't count).
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Messican Re: The Migrant Caravan: Barbarians at the Gate! - 12-21-2018, 08:12 AM

If not for the Democrats we'd already have that wall up to stop this Mexican invasion! That's exactly what this needs to be treated as, a formal military invasion of the United States by Mexico. The Last time a pagan nation attacked our soil was when the Japs sprung their attack on Pearl Harbor. President Truman, despite being a Democrat, vaporized two of their cities and instantly sent millions upon millions of slants to Hell. Well, out Godly Republican President should be able to do better than that. If we were to launch nukes at three or four Mexican cities, such as Mexico City, Guadalajara, Tijuana, Havana, or Barcelona, it would force a surrender and stop the caravan in its bloodthirsty tracks.
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If not for the Democrats we'd already have that wall up to stop this Mexican invasion! That's exactly what this needs to be treated as, a formal military invasion of the United States by Mexico. The Last time a pagan nation attacked our soil was when the Japs sprung their attack on Pearl Harbor. President Truman, despite being a Democrat, vaporized two of their cities and instantly sent millions upon millions of slants to Hell. Well, out Godly Republican President should be able to do better than that. If we were to launch nukes at three or four Mexican cities, such as Mexico City, Guadalajara, Tijuana, Havana, or Barcelona, it would force a surrender and stop the caravan in its bloodthirsty tracks.
Wait wait wait... are you saying that 9/11 wasn't an attack from a foreign nation on American soil? Do you support the "inner job" conspiracy looners?
Because we all know it was Irak, or Afghanistan, or some other place there in the middle east. Not Syria, by the way.


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Default Re: The Migrant Caravan: Barbarians at the Gate! - 12-21-2018, 02:57 PM

Goodness, how could I forget? 9/11 was orchestrated by Saddam Hussein as revenge for electing the even Godlier son of the Godly man who vanquished him in the 90s as President. What I meant was the second to last attack by a foreign "power" on US soil resulted in the righteous application of nukes. Unfortunately, the liberals stopped Bush from nuking Baghdad.
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