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Default "Smart" rosary? - 10-17-2019, 01:30 AM

THIS is how children are being programmed to submit to the sexual whims of priests now. I saw this and trembled at the thought of a wearable device that encourages kids to "pray" to all the statues and anyone BUT Jesus Christ. I smell a class-action lawsuit brewing on behalf of children who will inevitably be damaged by this heinous sort of electronic witchcraft. What the article and the Vatican do not mention is what ELSE the "smart" device does to the unwitting wearer. May Jesus damn the Vatican and all who would conspire to use such means to enable the further abuse of children.


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Default Re: "Smart" rosary? - 10-17-2019, 01:46 PM

Oh, my goodness, Mr. Darrow! Why I am not surprised by this? And it's ONLY $110! My, my. I suppose those Cathyolick money-grabbers will say that it's a bargain at twice that price. And, no doubt, it will be programmed to remind (and to constantly nag) people into giving their hard-earned money to the local church, the parish priest, the church parking lot, the nunnery, St. Vincent de Paul, St. Ignatius this, St. Gertrude that, and whatever else they come up with to get more $$$$$.

Naturally, the Cathyolick Church needs as much money as it can get, what with the amount of money they're paying to settle sexual abuse lawsuits from when their priests abuse young boys!

https://www.pjstar.com/news/20190918...ts-of-law-firm

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Default Re: "Smart" rosary? - 10-18-2019, 02:00 PM

This is symptomatic of the way that the catholic "church" is moving away from the tiresome nuisance of having to involve God in any form of money-making.


This is already common in Catholic Europe:





(My informant says that the Jesuits have hacked it to show kiddy-porn...)




Ec:7:16: Be not righteous over much; neither make thyself over wise: why shouldest thou destroy thyself?

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Default Re: "Smart" rosary? - 10-18-2019, 09:05 PM

That "smart" bead counter is missing a "holy water" dispenser, and the Vatican still seems to be embracing low tech these days.



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Default Re: "Smart" rosary? - 10-18-2019, 09:14 PM

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That "smart" bead counter is missing a "holy water" dispenser, and the Vatican still seems to be embracing low tech these days.

Oh, my word, dear Brother Bryan, is there no end to the travesty within the Cathyolick Church? For all we know, that priest could have been spraying bug spray at the people. But, we, the followers of the , know that Cathyolick things such as "holy water", "confession", "candle-lighting", are just gimmicks to get their people to stay on the road to . Why, in the video clip below, you will see another priest using his "holy water" -- obviously, with no regard of its supposed "holy" nature. Is it any wonder the Cathyolick Church is regarded as being an apostate organization?

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Default Re: "Smart" rosary? - 10-20-2019, 03:09 AM

I've never understood was a smart rosary is. Is this one?



Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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