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Default Eight of the Top Ten Gayest Sports Teams Are Soccer Teams - 08-13-2009, 09:28 PM

As part of my Scientheistic Research, I have compiled a list of the World's Most Homosexual Sports Teams.


Oddly enough, only one professional cycling team, Cofidis, made the list. Most of the rest were soccer, or football as many misguided Europeans insist on calling the rather silly sport, teams. This year, the list was dominated by English Premier League teams.


Here is the list, with the first team listed being the gayest. Unless indicated, the teams are all English Soccer Teams:






Manchester United


Cofidis-Unspectacluar French Cycling Team


Hull City


Sunderland


Futbol Club de Barcelona-Gayest Spanish Soccer Team


Chelsea


Bolton


Stroke City


Palmerias-A Brazilian Soccer team with many admitted queer players


The Argentina Boys-An Argentine all-male openly queer Field Hockey Team




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Default Re: Eight of the Top Ten Gayest Sports Teams Are Soccer Teams - 08-14-2009, 12:14 AM

How am I not suprised for this? Soccer is for sissy pretty boys who can't take a punch. Soccer is loved in Europe for a reason.

Now American Football....now that's a sport.
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Default Re: Eight of the Top Ten Gayest Sports Teams Are Soccer Teams - 08-14-2009, 12:45 AM

Its football not soccer that word is so lame
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Default Re: Eight of the Top Ten Gayest Sports Teams Are Soccer Teams - 08-14-2009, 01:29 AM

Someone remind me in my travels in the future to stay away from any place called "Stroke City".



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Default Re: Eight of the Top Ten Gayest Sports Teams Are Soccer Teams - 08-14-2009, 02:34 AM

Why am I not surprised at number 1...

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Default Re: Eight of the Top Ten Gayest Sports Teams Are Soccer Teams - 08-14-2009, 02:38 AM

Exactly. The overtly sodomitic overtones of their post game celebrations were what pushed Manchester United ahead of all of the other extremely gay soccer teams. Here is yet another where the players may as well be in a Turkish Bathhouse based on their antics.




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Default Re: Eight of the Top Ten Gayest Sports Teams Are Soccer Teams - 08-14-2009, 09:16 PM

I think this represents "Soccer" in general:

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Default Re: Eight of the Top Ten Gayest Sports Teams Are Soccer Teams - 08-14-2009, 10:04 PM

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Default Re: Eight of the Top Ten Gayest Sports Teams Are Soccer Teams - 09-16-2009, 11:05 AM

Hi, friends


As part of MY scienTIFIC research, i have compiled a list as to why the poster of this thread is an ABSOLUTE F*CKTARD.

First of all, i'd like to say that Europe has progressed past america in every possible way. America is still stuck with abortion problems, HOW PRIMITIVE IS THAT CAVE-AMERICA

1 - FOOTBALL is FOOTBALL. THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS SOCCER. DONT EVER MENTION IT AGAIN YOU F*CKTARD

2 - Spelling. learn to spell before even signing up to a forum. I guess CHRISTIAN forums are home of the retarded, but at least most of these know how to spell illiterate

3 - Naming sports teams RANDOMLY does NO GOOD FOR ANYONE.
THIS IS TYPICAL FOR RETARDED CHRISTIANS - YOU NEVER MENTION REASONS, YOU NEVER CONSIDER WHAT CONSEQUENCES YOUR WORDS OR ACTIONS MIGHT HAVE. "BECAUSE THE LORD SAID IT" IS NO ARGUMENT FOR ANYTHING

4 - Seriously, dumb yank's shouldn't be ever be taken seriously when discussing sports or religion. you run your own little 'NFL' 'MLS' and so on.

NEWSFLASH - WINNING A NATIONAL LEAGUE DOES NOT MAKE YOU THE BEST IN THE WORLD AT ANYTHING

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As part of my Scientheistic Research, I have compiled a list of the World's Most Homosexual Sports Teams.


Oddly enough, only one professional cycling team, Cofidis, made the list. Most of the rest were soccer, or football as many misguided Europeans insist on calling the rather silly sport, teams. This year, the list was dominated by English Premier League teams.


Here is the list, with the first team listed being the gayest. Unless indicated, the teams are all English Soccer Teams:






Manchester United


Cofidis-Unspectacluar French Cycling Team


Hull City


Sunderland


Futbol Club de Barcelona-Gayest Spanish Soccer Team


Chelsea


Bolton


Stroke City


Palmerias-A Brazilian Soccer team with many admitted queer players


The Argentina Boys-An Argentine all-male openly queer Field Hockey Team




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Are you a mooslim?

Isaiah 22:18
He will surely violently turn and toss thee like a ball into a large country: there shalt thou die, and there the chariots of thy glory shall be the shame of thy lord's house.


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Default Re: Eight of the Top Ten Gayest Sports Teams Are Soccer Teams - 09-16-2009, 12:20 PM

Professor Bessemer, would you be so good as to explain a little about how you came to your results please? Thanks
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Rodders: You have but to look at the good professor's credentials



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Soccer is for fags. Everyone in America (God's favorite country) knows that!



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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Stating a fact is not the same as boasting friend.


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Boasters (Romans 1:30)
Stating a fact is not being boastful. Don't be jealous just because you're a filthy foreigner who lives in a Godless "country" known for it's chinless men and gay soccer teams.

God wants us to be richly rewarded for our faith.

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2 Chronicles 15:7
Be ye strong therefore, and let not your hands be weak: for your work shall be rewarded.

Psalm 31:23
O love the LORD, all ye his saints: for the LORD preserveth the faithful, and plentifully rewardeth the proud doer.
The United States is the single most powerful and wealthy nation in the world.

Being boastful applies to one's personal accomplishments, not God's Divine Will.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Eight of the Top Ten Gayest Sports Teams Are Soccer Teams - 09-16-2009, 01:46 PM

Guess i can add

The Envious (Romans 1:29), The Proud (Romans 1:30) and All Liars (Revelation 21:8) to that list too
and i'm guessing probably Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10) too.
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Default Re: Eight of the Top Ten Gayest Sports Teams Are Soccer Teams - 09-16-2009, 02:01 PM

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Guess i can add

The Envious (Romans 1:29), The Proud (Romans 1:30) and All Liars (Revelation 21:8) to that list too
and i'm guessing probably Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10) too.
Envying America is understandable. You brits have nothing. But you also have nothing to be proud of.

Repent of your lies and drunkeness and get God now.


Are you sure you're not a mick?


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Eight of the Top Ten Gayest Sports Teams Are Soccer Teams - 09-16-2009, 02:45 PM

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Envying America is understandable. You brits have nothing. But you also have nothing to be proud of.

Repent of your lies and drunkeness and get God now.


Are you sure you're not a mick?
Nothing to be proud of? How about a bigger empire than the Romans and Alexander the Great, 2 World Wars, 1 World Cup, a health care service that EVERYONE can get for FREE.
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Default Re: Eight of the Top Ten Gayest Sports Teams Are Soccer Teams - 09-16-2009, 03:02 PM

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Soccer is for fags. Everyone in America (God's favorite country) knows that!
In your parochial view maybe.

However, I still tend to think that "men" (questionable) who need helmets and massive padding to play Rugby are puffs/queers/shirtlifters!

Football = Soccer - Soccer is a "pansy" term for real football!

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