1. Russia's military is smarter.
We know Brother Trump is smart because he doesn't pay taxes.
The Russian military is even smarter, for them the taxes go in reverse:
That brother Trump and the Russians are smart in this way proves that they are godly: Proverbs 1:7, Proverbs 2:6, James 1:5
When a Russian general with a modest income buys a mansion, it proves that God rewards smart people: Proverbs 14:15-25, Proverbs 9:12 . God does not just reward people with superyachts, but with military victory also.
2. Russia's rulers are righteous, as defined by the bible.
Proverbs 15:6 states that "In the house of the righteous there is much treasure", (Proverbs 15:6,Proverbs 10:22, Proverbs 8:21) and if that house also floats, and has a GPS navigation system set to the nearest tax haven, that just means all the more righteousness.
Many financial experts say Vladimir Putin is the richest person to have ever lived. That's a lot of righteousness.
3. Russia's army is waging war in a more Biblical way.
Biblical law and international law are complete opposites when it comes to the rules of war.
And everybody knows "
it's not a war crime if you win."
So then, who is behaving like someone who knows they will win, and who is behaving like a loser?
Here are
hundreds of examples of Russia using Biblical combat tactics. So when someone says Putin is commiting war crimes, just say "
that means he's smart".
4. Russia is a "Drill, Baby Drill" oil power.
Russia's enemies are trying to replace Russian oil by engaging in alternative energy, which is doomed because God hates it.
Wind power is actually Satan power: Ephesians 2:2
Geothermal uses the heat of hell. Solar power is what plants use, and plants are the lowest lifeform there is. God orders us to subdue nature, not imitate it: Genesis 1:28 .
Fusion power steals halos from angels:
5. Russia's strategy has worked in countless small-scale experiments.
Russians justification for war is that a group of friends (NATO) is making too many friends who are too close to Russia.
The small-scale version of this is a popular person who keeps meeting people and making new friends. Then he makes friends with the guy next door. So you go next door, beat up your neighbor, trash his house, and so on.
This tends to be a good social strategy, and God will approve of you if you do this.
NATO is the biggest voluntary organization of friends the world has ever seen. This brings us to:
6. NATO is an international organization, and God hates those
God tells us that
xenophilia leads to sin.
Sin happens when foreign people dwell in the same cities: Judges 3:5-7, Proverbs 23:33. NATO includes non-Christian nations which will lead the Christians astray: 1st Kings 11:1-2
God wants us to split up NATO, and all international organizations: Nehemiah 9:2
Russia, on the other hand, is locked away in the international equivalent of a prayer closet: