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Trump A Beautiful, Strictly Heterosexual Moth with Blond Hair and Tiny Genitals Named After president Trump! - 01-19-2017, 09:13 AM

Brethren, meet Neopalpa donaldtrumpi.



A wonderful, beautiful Creation by God named after His most Obedient and Useful Servant, Mr. Donald Trump, the President of the United States of America! Glory! It it is not any kind of insect but a species that represents the most precious and Spiritually advanced qualities of Caucasian, heterosexual conservative men! Glory!

1. The hair of this moth is as white as ripe a monoculture field of wheat and reflects the impeccable hairdo of our President. Mr. Trump is the Absalom or our Time, the Last Time before the Rapture (1 Thessalonians 4:17).

2. Samuel 14: 25-16
But in all Israel there was none to be so much praised as Absalom for his beauty: from the sole of his foot even to the crown of his head there was no blemish in him. And when he polled his head, (for it was at every year's end that he polled it: because the hair was heavy on him, therefore he polled it:) he weighed the hair of his head at two hundred shekels after the king's weight.


2. This moth has tiny genitalia...
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it has “genitalia comparatively smaller” than its closest relative N. neonata... Its genital 'valvae are strongly curved' with an 'acute tip,' according to the study.
...exactly as every strictly heterosexual man who's never been tempted by the homosexual agenda!
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On all five measures, homosexual men reported larger penises than did heterosexual men.
This is the ultimate sign that Mr. Trump is (as every Caucasian strictly heterosexual man) an Image of God Himself, whose genitalia are, thus, also tiny.

Genesis 1:27
So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.



Finally, the scientific community is embracing the Presidency of Mr. Trump with this homage to the Righteousness of Jesus and the Donald. Glory! In contrast, Mr. Obama also received some appropriate namesakes in the more degenerated part of the animal kingdom. Paragordius obamai, a parasitic hairworm found in crickets in Kenya, is a most fitting reminder of the disastrous results of unbelief and Darwinism applied to national politics.



Verily, it is a mess. Just as his presidency was.


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Default Re: A Beautiful, Strictly Heterosexual Moth with Blond Hair and Tiny Genitals Named After president Trump! - 01-20-2017, 10:42 PM

It's still going extinct with MOAR COAL. Nice try liberals.
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