Rugby is a game of
touching and
frolicking among men. It is highly
suspicious, but instead of being a gateway sin to the homer damnation it is probably something people do after they have already succumbed to this vile practice (Leviticus 18:22). Apparently, the nations practicing this sport gather every four years to have a
"World Cup" with teams from the participating countries trying to score (!) a victory by running after an
oval "sphere" and getting it past the finish line. This is obviously a discipline filled with oxymorton
s and a degeneration of football.
Rules: uninteresting
Foreseen by Jesus? Yes!
Hosea 8:10
Yea, though they have hired among the nations, now will I gather them, and they shall sorrow a little for the burden of the king of princes.
A typical scene from a rugby "game". They call this part of the game "scoring".
This time the "nations"
participating included "
Georgia" which apparently is supposed to be in Eurasia and not a State,
Uruguay (legal drugs),
Argentina (Pope's homeland),
South Africa (Dutch Hamites),
France (!),
Canada (!);
Scotland and
Wales (how come they can compete as they are counties of England?),
Namibia (?),
Austria and
New Zealand (more about this later),
Fuji,
Tongs and
Samoa (??);
Ireland (more papists), and the Godly
USA probably to
report back to Jesus about the whereabouts of these "athletes". Briefly, a mess. Due to this, the
only spectators were members of the English Royal Family, including
Princes Harry and William and Phillips, who is
revered as a God in the obscure Pacific countries of Fuji and Tongs that took part in these "games". Apparently, the venue was Good Ol' England. Again, foreseen by Jesus.
1 Corinthians 2:6
Howbeit we speak wisdom among them that are perfect: yet not the wisdom of this world, nor of the princes of this world, that come to nought:
1 Corinthians 2:8
Which none of the princes of this world knew: for had they known it, they would not have crucified the Lord of glory.
Rules: undecipherable.
Scoring: apparently all the players scored during the games.
Results: Now it gets
interesting. Medals were distributed and, as it turns out,
Jesus was not totally idle. In the medal match for
bronzed men South Africa beat Argentina by scoring 24 times while the Argentinian papists scored only 13.
The images show why! It seems that the cunning South African team's active players were all past the delicate age that would have interested the papist players. Hence, the actual score was
Jesus 1 - Pope Frances 0.
You can all see what is going on in the background. The bearded (a winning strategy) players are Dutch South Africaners.
On to the golden match! Expectedly, New Zealand
vs. Austria. The New Zealand teams boasts it Hamite backgroud by calling themselves "all blacks". They still refuse to submit and thus they make Jesus upset with every move they make (Genesis 9:22). The moves they make are apparently notorious all over the Earth. They start the game by a
dance performance called a
Haka.
What is this "Haka"? The New Zealand Hamites claim that it is a warrior danced aimed at intimidating the opponent. However, we can see above that it is actually
repeating the positions and movements required for fornication with sheep with some tongue movements that could excite the poor beast (Levitivus 20:15). It is now clear that the aim of the game is to learn the necessary movements of sheepish intercourse at the level of the spinal cord and they have mastered this in New Zealand as they actually won by scoring a staggering
34 times (more than 1 time per player in the match) while the less proficient Austrians had to satisfy themselves with 17 scorings.
Still more interesting: The English prince population, as explained above, is trying to spread these practices into the Northern parts of the Earth. The English triumvirate of Harry, William and Phillips were all there presenting these "players" with awards.
Here we can see them
bored and sleepy. Thus, the game does not interest them. There must be
ulterior motives to bring this game into Europe and America and the reason has got to do something with
sheep. This is not without precedent.
Numbers 22:40
And Balak offered oxen and sheep, and sent to Balaam, and to the princes that were with him.
Fortunately, as always, Jesus is still watching!
Zechariah 13:7
Awake, O sword, against my shepherd, and against the man that is my fellow, saith the LORD of hosts: smite the shepherd, and the sheep shall be scattered: and I will turn mine hand upon the little ones.
Finally, I must admit that at the moment this is all
academic. Practically no-one actually follows these games. However, times may change as there is the
hidden agenda of actually bringing this obscure but bestial sport into Europe and America from the aboriginal lands where it originated. Are there any attempts, Jesus will surely thwart them immediately but He might still
appreciate our help during this process.
Yours in Christ,
Elmer