Evolutionists are
desperate. They know that after 11/8/2016, when
Mr. Trump becomes the president-elect, their time of viral hate speech against
Jesus will be over.
Blasphemy will no longer be tolerated. In their
final monstrous attempt to smear as many souls as possible until the new
True Christian Rule™ overcomes them, they no longer even try to make plausible claims. Godly Creation Scientists don't even have to construct rebuttals against their assertions: The Darwinists have become so ridiculous that they care of that themselves.
Ergo, it is time to reveal their latest invention:
We are supposedly all descended from penises!
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...scientists have discovered that this primitive animal, discovered in Sirius Passet in Greenland, is the common ancestor of all living arthropod animals today.
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This is what this
"penis worm" looks like. The Darwinists call it
"Pambdelurion".
It
does look like a penis!
Creation Scientists call these micro-orgasms
"Priapulid worms" named after
priapism, a secular medical condition that manifests itself as prolonged engorgement of the male copulative organ after
constant excessive friction caused by the
homosexual form of anal fornication. Apparently, some of these animals have been discovered as post-Flood (Genesis 7-9) fossils.
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The mouth apparatus is similar to that found in penis worms, which--while rare--still exist today. This makes the unfortunately named animal, key to understanding the evolutionary origins of all arthropods.
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Basically, the Darwinists now believe that
all animals including human beings (they think that men are animals)
were born out of the copulation of free-ranging feral penises. This would make
every single living being on earth the descendant of a homosexual coupling between two
penises, exactly what the
homosexual agenda is trying to re-introduce!
Let us now look at the
mouth apparatus of these
penises.
And a close-up reveals the
violent nature of these micro-orgasmic homosexual
predators!
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...common ancestor was a penis with legs The modern day penis worm’s mouth apparatus is very similar to that belonging to the Pambdelurion.
“The new study demonstrates very well that the mouth apparatus is consistent with the structure of the penis worm’s mouth,” says Milàn.
It gives penis worm researchers a model of the common ancestor of all living arthropods, which seems to have been a kind of penis with legs.
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Pambdelusion? Now we know why these atheist Darwinists have gotten so confused!
2 Thessalonians 2:11
And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie:
A
lie.
Jesus must be laughing his head off in
Heaven (Revelation 7:17). We
do admit that these animals exist in the murky Oceanic Waters, but there origin can be explained in a
much more plausible manner. Due to the
(i) excessive intercourse practiced by homers, and considering the much more
(ii) loose cooter that the tallywhacker was initially designed to enter (Genesis 2:24) and the
(iii) high prevalence of limb-detaching
leprosy during Biblical times (Leviticus 13:2), we can conclude that at some point in History, probably during the reign of
King Asa (1 Kings 15:12), some
(iv) penises must have gotten
loose during anal pleasures and survived to form a population of
feral penises.
As for the claim that we all have
penises in our ancestry, I can
personally testify that there have been
no penises whatsoever in my line of descent, that I have
never been associated with
any penises, nor my forefathers or mothers.
This was probably the last attempt ever by the Darwinists to oust
Jesus.
God will
not show any Mercy on them!
Revelation 3:19
As many as I love, I rebuke and chasten: be zealous therefore, and repent.
Together,
The Donald and His Celestial Father,
Jesus Christ, a
, will legalize and repeat the actions by king
Jehosaphat.
1 Kings 22:46
And the remnant of the sodomites, which remained in the days of his father Asa, he took out of the land.
There will be no more
penises swimming around unattended!
Yours in Christ,
Elmer