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A True Christian pet -
09-20-2006, 01:05 PM
Anybody know what kind of dog this is? He's been hanging around and I was going to shoot him, but then I saw him doing this:
(see attachment)
And I figured I keep him. Keep down on the evil kitty population. I let him in the house and he fetches my sleepers and pipe just fine! I think he's a good fellow.
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Unsaved Atheist Nazi Trash
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09-20-2006, 01:31 PM
Sir, I think you got confused
This isn't a real cat at all.
It's just a photo modified by some demons.
Yours in Christ
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True Christian™ Theologian
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09-20-2006, 01:47 PM
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Originally Posted by andrewisI
Sir, I think you got confused
This isn't a real cat at all.
It's just a photo modified by some demons.
Yours in Christ
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He said the dog had been hanging around.. And that he saw it eat a cat.
Didn't you read it?
Do you dare call brother Elliot a liar, Andrew?
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13
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09-20-2006, 02:07 PM
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Originally Posted by andrewisI
Sir, I think you got confused
This isn't a real cat at all.
It's just a photo modified by some demons.
Yours in Christ
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Well, I gave you an infraction point, son.
Never call me or any other True Christian a liar again.
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Unsaved Atheist Nazi Trash
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09-20-2006, 05:07 PM
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Well, I gave you an infraction point, son.
Never call me or any other True Christian a liar again.
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I didn't call yo a liar
I just mentioned no one should 100% trust non-biblical sources even if they come from good men like you.
Yours is Jesus
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Deaconess Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
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09-20-2006, 05:21 PM
Oh Dear Andrew.
You should never call a True Christian Brother confused nor a liar.
I suggest you repent, apologise, go and pray for at least an hour for forgivness and make a Loving Donation to our Saviour Jesus Christ.
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Unsaved Atheist Nazi Trash
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09-20-2006, 05:45 PM
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Oh Dear Andrew.
You should never call a True Christian Brother confused nor a liar.
I suggest you repent, apologise, go and pray for at least an hour for forgivness and make a Loving Donation to our Saviour Jesus Christ.
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While I was replying to a post in creation science I was temporarily taken over by demons. They might have guided me in the pet thread as well.
Even so, I truly want to repent. I'll tithe as soon as I find my credit cards.
And to Mr Mayfield: I truly am sorry. That cat looks as real as the Book of life. Forgive me!
But I hope our lord Jesus Christ can forgive me.
Yours in Christ
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Rock Worshipper
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Dog looks better than mine -
09-20-2006, 06:28 PM
My pet is sickly
so you are lucky
I am on the adventure of a lifetime! This is even better than the time I used the plastic stones!
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Deaconess Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
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09-20-2006, 06:37 PM
My Guard-Cat, Mr Kitler.
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running aka the BiblethumpinBlonde
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Awww Precious! -
09-20-2006, 06:47 PM
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Originally Posted by eliot mayfield
And I figured I keep him. Keep down on the evil kitty population. I let him in the house and he fetches my sleepers and pipe just fine! I think he's a good fellow.
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Aw, Bless his precious heart. He looks like such a good boy. What did you name him?
Maybe you can bring him to Church Services this Thursday night. I saw this kitty milling about on the lawn of the church. We need to be rid of this evil demon kitty.
and then you can give him some kitty treats when he is done.
GLORY!!
Sister Thumper
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True Christian™ Nitric Oxide
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09-20-2006, 08:29 PM
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Originally Posted by eliot mayfield
Anybody know what kind of dog this is? He's been hanging around and I was going to shoot him, but then I saw him doing this:
(see attachment)
And I figured I keep him. Keep down on the evil kitty population. I let him in the house and he fetches my sleepers and pipe just fine! I think he's a good fellow.
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he looks like the younger brother/cousin/nephew of my boy king.
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09-21-2006, 07:06 AM
Yes, I named him David.
Interesting that the second picture was taken in a commie country. Sparta Praha is one of those nancy boy soccer teams in Czechoslovakia.
They were getting ready to make a "Kocka kotejl" after sizing little kitty, it'll be skinned and thrown into a blender alive. The commies then drink it.
Something to do with Karl Marx I hear.
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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09-21-2006, 07:16 AM
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Originally Posted by Brother V
he looks like the younger brother/cousin/nephew of my boy king.
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Verily indeed! These are True Christian dogs.
I was thinking we should open a dog food line called, "Jeezebel" for real Christian dogs.
2Kings.9
- [10] And the dogs shall eat Jezebel in the portion of Jezreel, and there shall be none to bury her. And he opened the door, and fled.
- [36] Wherefore they came again, and told him. And he said, This is the word of the LORD, which he spake by his servant Elijah the Tishbite, saying, In the portion of Jezreel shall dogs eat the flesh of Jezebel:
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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09-21-2006, 07:35 AM
Petal sweetie,DON'T LOOK!
(And if you DO,don't worry that's not a real Kitty)
In order to be old & wise,you must first be young & stupid.
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09-21-2006, 07:37 AM
No, it is indeed a real kitty.
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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