[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Praise JESUS! I can't wait until the Day of Reckoning™! Then we shall all join in Heaven and watch the heathens BURN while singing! Whom shall we get to play the guitar?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Originally Posted by JonFish85

Praise JESUS! I can't wait until the Day of Reckoning™! Then we shall all join in Heaven and watch the heathens BURN while singing! Whom shall we get to play the guitar?

Esteban woulld be my first choice. If he is busy we can try to fish one of these out of the pit.

1. Jimi Hendrix (Jimi Hendrix)
2. Marc Ribot (Marc Ribot)
   (then, far behind)
3. Robert Quine (Robert Quine)
4. Steve Morse (Dixie Dregs)
5. Caspar Brötzmann (Caspar Brötzmann)
6. Billy Gibbons (ZZ Top)
7. Duane Allman (Allman Brothers)
8. Jeff Beck (Yardbirds)
9. Gary Lucas
10. Joe Baiza (Saccharine Trust, Universal Congress)
11. Jimmy Page (Led Zeppelin)
12. Keith Richards (Rolling Stones)
13. Steve Cropper (Mar Keys)
14. Keiji Haino
15. Doug Martsch (Built To Spill)
16. Chuck Berry
17. Vernon Reid (Living Color)
18. Greg Ginn (Black Flag)
19. Munehiro Narita (High Rise)
20. Duane Denison (Jesus Lizard)
21. Link Wray
22. Tom Verlaine (Television)
23. Adrian Legg
24. Scott Tuma (Souled American)
25. Buckethead
26. Peter Green (Fleetwood Mac)
27. Gayle Ellett (Djam Karet)
28. Nicky Skopelitis
29. Helios Creed (Chrome)
30. Sandy Bull
31. Robert Fripp (King Crimson)
32. Blixa Bargeld (Einsturzende Neubaten)
33. Eddie VanHalen (Van Halen)
34. Wayne Rogers (Magic Hour)
35. Jody Harris (Raybeats)
36. Andy Hawkins
37. Ian Williams (Don Caballero, Storm & Stress)
38. Nels Cline (Geraldine Fibbers)
39. Allan Holdsworth
40. Arto Lindsay (Ambitious Lovers)
41. Alan Licht (Run On)
42. Hank Marvin (Shadows)
43. Jerry Garcia (Grateful Dead)
44. Mike Mcready (Pearl Jam)
45. Roy Montgomery
46. Duan Eddy
47. Karl Precoda (Dream Syndicate)
48. Mark Knopfler (Dire Straits)
49. Kirk Hammet (Metallica)
50. Eric Clapton (Cream)
51. Steve Vai

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Reading over this thread I WOULD be inclined to be nice to another heathen and tell you TC's how MEAN you are ....well....maybe if they'd used proper spelling and grammar. I can't stand bad spelling and grammar! Gah!!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Ixi

So Wiccans mock Christains to "get back at them"? How did God tell Christains?

This little zit-faced homer isn't here to write a report for his class. He's here to mock Jesus.

Well, it won't work, nancyboy. Jesus will NOT be spat upon! Watch your step, because Jesus is watching every one of yours.

Once you have completed your "article", kindly post it here.

[Talitha]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

This little zit-faced homer isn't here to write a report for his class. He's here to mock Jesus.

Well, it won't work, nancyboy. Jesus will NOT be spat upon! Watch your step, because Jesus is watching every one of yours.

Once you have completed your "article", kindly post it here.

You are right Pastor. This little Homer mocks Jesus and the good folks of Landover.

Listen friend, if you really are writing an article about CHRISTIANS (note the spelling) then I suggest you leave the page blank aside from a reference stating that the only information needed is already written in The Bible (KJV1611).

Genesis 39:17
And she spake unto him according to these words, saying, The Hebrew servant, which thou hast brought unto us, came in unto me to mock me

[Ixi]

Don't you worry I will. And I'm not a nacyboy, I'm a girl.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Ixi

Don't you worry I will. And I'm not a nacyboy, I'm a girl.

And judging by your spelling and grammar abilities, you are either a nigra, a foreigner, or a retard. So which is it, harlot?

[Ixi]

Spelling isn't everything.

[Andreas]

Spelling isn't everything.

Jesus is madly obsessed with spelling of his favorite language: American.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Ixi

Spelling isn't everything.

No, but spelling is something. And if you honestly are a Journalism major as you claim, then spelling is A VERY BIG THING, you empty-headed female.

So, do you want to tell us the truth now, or shall we wait for your DOF file to be published in this thread?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Originally Posted by Ixi

Spelling isn't everything.

It is if you want to communicate.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Jesus Christ HIMSELF even stated that even the TINIEST parts of grammar are important:

"one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law" - Matthew 5:18 (KJV1611).

Since you are an ungodly homer anyways, I assume you don't care since you will be burning in Hell anyways, but just be forewarned that it is another poisonous arrow that Satan will shoot up your hiney-hole in the lake of burning sulfur. Glory!

[The Rev. Dwight Williams]

Originally Posted by Ixi

Don't you worry I will. And I'm not a nacyboy, I'm a girl.

Then be gone with your lesbianic blasphemies under the guise of journalismic inqueritations!

[Ixi]

Puh, I use a spell checker. And I will post my article here when I'm done it.

[Talitha]

Originally Posted by Ixi

Puh, I use a spell checker. And I will post my article here when I'm done it.

I've just worked it out............You write articles for the magazine read by the slow kids on the short Bus!
They would be the only ones who understand your spelling and Grammar.

[Brother_Mike]

Originally Posted by Sister Talitha

I've just worked it out............You write articles for the magazine read by the slow kids on the short Bus!
They would be the only ones who understand your spelling and Grammar.

Maybe his real name is Dr Seuss.

[Ixi]

I'll post my article here when I'm done it, and compared to the other people in my stupid school, I'm smarter than them, much smarter; who communicate in grunts.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Ixi

I'll post my article here when I'm done it, and compared to the other people in my stupid school, I'm smarter than them, much smarter; who communicate in grunts.

Oh...its the SCHOOL that's stupid, right? Not you...

[Ixi]

I guess you could say thats true.