[WilliamJenningsBryan]

I am at a complete loss to find any reference in the Bible (KJV1611) where Jesus would endorse the playing of video games – or anything even remotely resembling them in the time that our Savior was alive spreading the Gospel.

I find it heartening (and frankly, high time) that Jesus has taken the time from His busy schedule to finally get around to dispensing some Holy Justice to these worthless scum mommie's boy gamers who accomplish nothing except wasting some fresh air, sponging off of their parents, voting for Obama, and using their parents' health insurance under ObamaCare. It's no wonder our economy is still tanking.

Slouthfulnesse casteth into a deep sleepe: and an idle soule shall suffer hunger.

- Proverbs 19:15

And withal they learn to be idle, wandering about from house to house; and not only idle, but tattlers also and busybodies, speaking things which they ought not.

- 1 Timothy 5:13

Lad, 18, dies after 40-hour gaming marathon

A TEENAGER was found dead in an internet cafe after reportedly playing a video game for 40 HOURS straight.

The 18-year-old lad is believed to have collapsed during a marathon session of Diablo 3.

He was found by workers in the internet cafe in Tainan, southern Taiwan.

It is believed he had not eaten for two days.

The gamer has so far only been identified by his surname, Chuang.

On the morning of July 15, an attendant entered the room and found Chuang resting on a table. After the attendant woke him, he stood, took a few steps and then collapsed, reports said.

He was pronounced dead shortly after arriving at a local hospital.

Police were investigating the cause of death and an autopsy was being carried out.

It has been speculated that sitting for long hours in a sedentary position created cardiovascular problems for Chuang.

The teen had been playing the latest instalment of the role-playing game.

It is the second death from playing video games in the country this year.

In February, a man in New Taipei was found dead, slumped in a chair facing a computer with his arms still reaching out for the keyboard after playing for 23 hours. The cause of death was reported as cardiac arrest.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...-marathon.html

[viakaije]

I play games every day, and I think you should try. Jesus often likes to lie because he says that some good things(like masturbation) are bad. You don't have to always listen to him.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Originally Posted by viakaije

I play games every day, and I think you should try. Jesus often likes to lie because he says that some good things(like masturbation) are bad. You don't have to always listen to him.

When has Jesus ever lied? Please support your wild-assed allegations with Scripture.

[Iplaytf2]

Originally Posted by Zechariah Smyth

When has Jesus ever lied? Please support your wild-assed allegations with Scripture.

Jesus should ***empty but very impolite threats of homicide removed by your friendly moderator*** people like you

[Didymus Much]

Originally Posted by Iplaytf2

Jesus should kill people like you

My, aren't you just turning out to be such a wonderful member of the human race.




/s

[MitzaLizalor]

Are you suggesting participation in this horror show?

Plenty of couples were expressing their affection as if they had seen the tabloid photos of a lip-locked Bennifer as a sign from the universe that being touchy, romantic and happy in public was OK again.

A pair pressed their faces together beneath a tree, turning this way and that way for selfies. A few feet away, two bodies were intertwined on the ground, their heads hidden by a flannel shirt ... Groups of friends stood mere inches from one another but remained locked in their circles, like cliques at a middle-school dance. One woman, a confident and experienced dater, whispered that she had forgotten how to strike up a conversation with a stranger ... “Since the restrictions have been erased, it’s like a faucet has been turned on. The hesitation is gone. Everyone’s kind of slightly lowered their standards or maybe opened up their idea of what they find attractive,” Delarosa added. She recently overheard a customer tell a friend, “I’d make out with him. Before the pandemic, probably not.”

A line snaked down West Fourth Street, ending at the entrance to the REDACTED, a gay bar. On Greenwich Avenue, crowds spilled out of REDACTED Pub, the mass of bodies sweaty in the still-hot air. At Greenwich REDACTED, where some breathing room remained, a tray covered with Jell-O shots appeared ... Between 11 p.m. and midnight, at REDACTED in Williamsburg, Brooklyn, at least two couples were making out feverishly, one pair on a bench and another near the taco truck. Nearby, a man and a woman inched from a spot near some abandoned beer cans toward the exit

https://www.yahoo.com/news/people-making-everywhere-181204212.html

(and for those less comfortable with reading words)

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Originally Posted by viakaije

I play games every day, and I think you should try. Jesus often likes to lie because he says that some good things(like masturbation) are bad. You don't have to always listen to him.

But, without Jesus killing some and sparing others, how would anybody determine right from wrong?

See, if you had just stopped to think, you wouldn't have said something so stupid. That is what video games do to otherwise thinking individuals.

[Tormentor]

There is no pifflein' Jesus Christ
There never was a sacrifice
No man upon the crucifix
Beware the cult of purity
Infectious inbecility
I've made my choice. Six six six

[Rev.Dr. Six Fingers]

Originally Posted by Tormentor

There is no pifflein' Jesus Christ
There never was a sacrifice
No man upon the crucifix
Beware the cult of purity
Infectious inbecility
I've made my choice. Six six six

You seem to suffer from a really bad case of neologism (Look it up, it'd do you well to read something) as well as a bad case of the stupid.

Our Lord is very real, as soon you'll find out when he sends you to a special hell, one filled with other idiots such as yourself. There you can sit at first bemused amongst your ilk, until one day you see they're as dumb and annoying as the day is long. That epiphany will be followed promptly with the realization you're going to be stuck with them for the whole of eternity.

Only then will you beg for a more 'traditional' hell; being raked over scorching hot brimstone, air thick with clouds of acid, flames so hot they sear your everlasting soul with your very bones.

No my friend, you're going to get your box, and your fools.

I know this, because I am praying for it right... this... very... second...

[Tormentor]

But if i go on confession, what then? I will go to heaven?

Confession is reset gumb.

[Blanche_Locke]

That... doesn't sound that bad. If that's what hell is, I'll take that any day. No my friend, hell is much, much worse than that.

[Bobby-Joe]

Originally Posted by Tormentor

There is no pifflein' Jesus Christ
There never was a sacrifice
No man upon the crucifix
Beware the cult of purity
Infectious inbecility
I've made my choice. Six six six

Oh look, it's yet another narcissistic kid who's a "satanist" because morality and decency are just so uncool.

Originally Posted by Tormentor

But if i go on confession, what then? I will go to heaven?

Confession is reset gumb.

Ask a Catholic, you clueless asshole.

[Horadryn]

asshole? free curse words are tolerated? I'm Catholic, but I'm getting close to the baptism... If you love Jesus, how I was taught, why so much hatred against anyone who thinks differently from you?

[Zechariah Smyth]

If you're going to quote well-known fag band Slayer, at least give them proper attribution instead of implying that is your original material. "Thou shalt not steal" and all that.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Zechariah Smyth]

I don't think a pistol that explodes would be very effective.



YiC,

Zech

[Diesel Stanford]

Yes, I agree with that. Luckily, the only video game I ever played was Exodus, which indeed is a holy game, perhaps the only holy game to have ever existed.
I also pray that God will kill those who listen to anything else but country music. I used to play bass guitar in a faggish Indie rock band when I was an agnostic. That also involves the listeners of classical music, since most classical musicians where either Catholics like Mozart, sodomites like Tchaikovsky freemasons like Bach or free thinkers like Wagner. Same goes for listeners of "Christian" metal, with the very exception of one band, Killing For Christ. Perhaps I should restart my musical career in case Killing For Christ need a new bass guitarist.