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Re: Ask Chinese (For Make Owning Of Knowledge!) -
09-26-2008, 01:54 PM
And you ignored my question, Hu Lao
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Re: Ask Chinese (For Make Owning Of Knowledge!) -
09-26-2008, 02:08 PM
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Fine. My ancestors immigrated from China years ago, and the culture has been slightly lost over time to Americanization.
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So what you're really saying then is that you're a homer!sexural
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Re: Ask Chinese (For Make Owning Of Knowledge!) -
09-26-2008, 03:39 PM
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Your grammar has improved dramatically now that you admit that you did not just learn English on the junk sailing over from Guang Zho.
And how are you an "expert" in Chinese culture if it has been "slightly lost" due to your "ancestors" leaving China "years ago"? You know less about this culture of squinty-eyed coolies than I do.
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I am regretful that I've lost my culture. I can get it back, though.
Also, this topic was more of a joke.
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Chinese, Japanese, Korean, there is no difference; you're all from the same rice paddy. I know Asia. From the back you're all women.
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Bad experience?
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And you ignored my question, Hu Lao.
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Sorry about it.
Male. Sincere apologies if you were hoping for a "China Doll".
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So what you're really saying then is that you're a homer!sexural
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No "homersexural" here, aside from that little Jap you all love so much.
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Re: Ask Chinese (For Make Owning Of Knowledge!) -
09-26-2008, 03:47 PM
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REMEMBER WHO BOMBED YOU AND WHO WAS YOUR ALLY!
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Oh.my.GoD: So now you're saying you are planning to be the new Generalissimo Chink Kai-Shrek for Old Iron Crotch's planned RAT ATTACK 2008? ("RA8")
Have Mercy!
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Re: Ask Chinese (For Make Owning Of Knowledge!) -
09-27-2008, 12:23 AM
Thank you for posting normally.
Do you think that the old, mystical China like Zhou for example has been totally washed away by the new changes and revolutions over there, or is the spirit of Old China still going strong?
Also, is Hu Lao your real name?
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Reason: added a question
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09-30-2008, 04:10 PM
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What's yellow, has slanty eyes and eats rice?
A jap, a chink, a gook--aren't the words synonymous?
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09-30-2008, 04:13 PM
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Miss Roberta, of course they're different! To my knowledge, John McCain only hates the gooks.
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09-30-2008, 05:16 PM
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John McCain hates America.That's why he wants to kill all of our valorous troops in Iraq.Thank God,Obama is here to cease his wicked ways.
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Re: Ask Chinese (For Make Owning Of Knowledge!) -
09-30-2008, 07:34 PM
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No "homersexural" here, aside from that little Jap you all love so much.
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give me break I am not "homersexual" okay. like most college student I was go through "experiment" phase (is same like chemistry class only in stead of use test tube I was use ding dong and in stead of use acetylene dicarboxylic acid I was use KY jelly).
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Re: Ask Chinese (For Make Owning Of Knowledge!) -
09-30-2008, 08:38 PM
You revolting little fish head eater exactly what were you using the test tube and acetylene dicarboxylic acid for when you figured out you were supposed to use your tallywhacker?
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give me break I am not "homersexual" okay. like most college student I was go through "experiment" phase (is same like chemistry class only in stead of use test tube I was use ding dong and in stead of use acetylene dicarboxylic acid I was use KY jelly).
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Leviticus 26:27-29
27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.
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Re: Ask Chinese (For Make Owning Of Knowledge!) -
10-02-2008, 10:44 AM
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give me break I am not "homersexual" okay. like most college student I was go through "experiment" phase (is same like chemistry class only in stead of use test tube I was use ding dong and in stead of use acetylene dicarboxylic acid I was use KY jelly).
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I hope Brother Alex will use his superlative linguistic skills to determine whether or not this revolting scoundrel is truly Japanese.
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Re: Ask Chinese (For Make Owning Of Knowledge!) -
10-02-2008, 11:22 AM
Brother Hatchet, I have been wondering about this myself. Having studied the Asian languages I have looked at the way Hitoshi writes, and it is not so obvious that he is a fraud, as it was with Hu Lao (who used gerunds and things that do not exist in Mandarin). If I had suspected Hitoshi I would have outed him before, but I think he's genuine.
Still, since he's running around today causing trouble, I have an idea. About 18 months ago I was travelling in Japan and Tokyo, like all cities, has a fashionable restaurant district. In this case it is the Ni-chome section of Tokyo and I went there thinking maybe I could get a decent hand roll. At a kiosk, a comic caught my eye.
Hitoshi, perhaps you can explain to us what this comic is? I picked a picture rather than a language question because it's harder to google.
"Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).
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Re: Ask Chinese (For Make Owning Of Knowledge!) -
10-02-2008, 12:12 PM
Hmm..this should be interesting.
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Re: Ask Chinese (For Make Owning Of Knowledge!) -
10-02-2008, 12:43 PM
is insult you are ask question in Ask Chinese thread not ask Japanese thread okay. also you are need ask question is at least challenge. picture is from book ダーリンは外国人 (my darling is foreigner) is about Japanese woman who marry dummy american.
give me break am not poser.
kiss my mc hammer pant okay.
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Re: Ask Chinese (For Make Owning Of Knowledge!) -
10-02-2008, 01:02 PM
Bad news, Hitoshi.
You're actually right. That means you are Japanese. And that you are a hell-bound heathen.
Congratulations, you are officially a Godless Jap!
"Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).
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Re: Ask Chinese (For Make Owning Of Knowledge!) -
10-02-2008, 06:15 PM
Here I thought it was the Manga version of "Reefer Madness", and the interracial hippie couple was about to have a snack.
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Re: Ask Chinese (For Make Owning Of Knowledge!) -
10-03-2008, 03:11 PM
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Oh.my.GoD: So now you're saying you are planning to be the new Generalissimo Chink Kai-Shrek for Old Iron Crotch's planned RAT ATTACK 2008? ("RA8")
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Originally Posted by Magikarp
Thank you for posting normally.
Do you think that the old, mystical China like Zhou for example has been totally washed away by the new changes and revolutions over there, or is the spirit of Old China still going strong?
Also, is Hu Lao your real name?
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I think it's more in the middle, having been pushed into history but still having slight influences in modern culture.
"Hu" is the family name, "Lao" is my personal name.
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give me break I am not "homersexual" okay. like most college student I was go through "experiment" phase (is same like chemistry class only in stead of use test tube I was use ding dong and in stead of use acetylene dicarboxylic acid I was use KY jelly).
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Much as I hate to admit, I laughed at this.
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10-03-2008, 04:03 PM
I Hope that Baby Jesus is 'into' Projectile Vomiting
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Re: Ask Chinese (For Make Owning Of Knowledge!) -
10-06-2008, 10:53 AM
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"Hu" is the family name, "Lao" is my personal name.
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One meaning of Hu is "tiger." As in 老虎不吃回頭食 or "the old tiger does not come back to eat the prey that he he didn't finish off the first time." Basically, it means that if you don't get it done right when you are there the first time, just go away and don't come back.
But we are a Christian site, and Jesus is forgiveness. Did you introduce yourself in the introduction thread? Do you love Jesus? What church do you attend regularly? Are you saved? Do you have any questions about your relationship with God that you would like to ask us? Can you vote? Are you going cast your ballot help McCain/Palin turn America to Christ?
"Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).
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Re: Ask Chinese (For Make Owning Of Knowledge!) -
10-06-2008, 03:51 PM
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Jesus is forgiveness. Did you introduce yourself in the introduction thread? Do you love Jesus? What church do you attend regularly? Are you saved? Do you have any questions about your relationship with God that you would like to ask us? Can you vote? Are you going cast your ballot help McCain/Palin turn America to Christ?
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The silence is deafening, Brother Alex
Apparently he thinks "Jesus" is only all about CHRISTMAS
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