[VictoryOS]

As you may have noticed, I've taken a liking to a certain member of our forums. He's going to be here tonight and I'm afraid I'll do or say something wrong to scare him away! This has to go right for me because I don't get that many chances!

I've been trying to "play it cool", as the kids say. He asked if I'm single and I said, "Yeah, I am right now." In reality, I haven't had a date in 7 years. What do True Christian women do on dates? What if he tries to do something forward, like hold my hand?

I'm a nervous wreck. I've already made one pot roast but I dropped it in the floor and had to eat it. It took 4 phone calls and a lot of yelling to get someone to go to the store for me and get another one. He seems like a meat man, so I decided to forgo the vegetables and replaced them with bacon. Do you think he'll mind?

I'll be wearing a nice skirt and blouse. The problem with the blouse is that the top button keeps coming undone and I don't want to look like a whore. I've put on a few pounds since the picture I use as an avatar. Will he think I'm too jolly?

If anyone has some advice or comforting words, I surely would appreciate them. I'll check back later as I want to clean the bathroom again.