[Brother_Percy]

THIS story shows just how weird these Gothics are. What's to bet she knew this live bat was in her pants all along. If fact, she probably put it there herself.

Anna Buchan, a receptionist in Aberdeen, was driving to work when she felt something move inside her trousers. The 19-year-old was expecting a wasp to sting her when she discovered a tiny bat.

Ms Buchan said she thought the 2in long animal may have found its way into her bedroom and decided her wardrobe would make a good roosting place for the night.

She said: "I had no idea the bat was in there until I was sitting in the car. The movement must have woken him up because he began moving around. I was terrified and started screaming as I thought it was a wasp. I couldn't believe it was a bat. It's the last thing you expect to find in your trousers in the morning."

Despite her initial fear, the receptionist, who owns two pet rats, captured the creature and took it to her office, where she placed it in a box. The "Rat Bat", as she named it, caused a stir with her colleagues, despite spending the day asleep upside down.

Ms Buchan added: "He was the only one who didn't seem the slightest bit bothered about what was going on. Everyone else was really excited. It's not every day we get a bat in the office."

The teenager is used to the sight and sound of bats, as several roost in the block of flats where she lives in Aberdeen. She contacted the Scottish SPCA, which informed her they were a protected species and she had to release it back into the wild.

Ms Buchan added: "He was so cute and small, I was really sorry to see him go. I'm hoping he'll come back."

"I'm hoping he'll come back"?? What a freak!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

I don't even want to think about what "cave" it was hiding in.

[Deaner]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

I don't even want to think about what "cave" it was hiding in.

It probably went in there to eat bugs.

[Walter Brimstone]

Good grief, I always though goths were sick in the head, but, this one takes the cake. Why would anyone want a bat aside from the fact they are heathens?

In Him,

Walter Brimstone.

Originally Posted by Brother_Percy

THIS story shows just how weird these Gothics are. What's to bet she knew this live bat was in her pants all along. If fact, she probably put it there herself.





"I'm hoping he'll come back"?? What a freak!

[VictoryOS]

So some gothic slut who is ready and willing to hand her soul over to Satan so he can rape her for all eternity was afraid she had a bee in her pants? How out of touch can a person be?

[Old Iron Crotch]

Originally Posted by Walter Brimstone

Good grief, I always though goths were sick in the head, but, this one takes the cake. Why would anyone want a bat aside from the fact they are heathens?

In Him,

Walter Brimstone.

Many bats are insectivores - the more bats, the less mosquitoes and flies. Why would you NOT want a bat?

[VictoryOS]

Hmm...I just read the article again and a thought occurred to me. They say she's a receptionist, but her picture makes me wonder what kind of depraved business would want a hideous monstrosity like that sitting behind the front desk. Do you think she works at an abortion clinic maybe? That's the only place I can think of right off the top of my head.

[Nobar King]

"There was a bat in my pants but I didn't feel it for 2 hours." Yeah, right. How much do you want to bet it was just in a pocket, but they didn't want to ruin their seedy story?

[Deaner]

Originally Posted by VictoryOS

Do you think she works at an abortion clinic maybe? That's the only place I can think of right off the top of my head.

I was thinking phone sex but all those bolts in her yap would keep clacking on the mouthpiece.

[Ebenezer Wright]

I thought bats had a keen sense of smell? I don't think anything could last in those pants for very long. Ick!

[VictoryOS]

Brother Wright, I am continually amazed by your powers of observation! The Lord must surely be happy that he has such a smart and outstanding man like you on His side. It doesn't hurt that you're such an attractive man either!

[Ebenezer Wright]

Thank you for your kind words VictoryOS. I too have been greatly impressed with your seemingly endless wisdom and your caring correction of the unsaved. Praise the Lord for such uplifting & kind people!

[4GodNOThypocrites]

Originally Posted by Brother_Percy

THIS story shows just how weird these Gothics are. What's to bet she knew this live bat was in her pants all along. If fact, she probably put it there herself.





"I'm hoping he'll come back"?? What a freak!

you can not judge all of them by one mess up.
that is like me juding all christians because i know a few hypocrites.
do you see what i am saying?

[Ebenezer Wright]

Originally Posted by 4GodNOThypocrites

you can not judge all of them by one mess up. that is like me juding all christians because i know a few hypocrites. do you see what i am saying?

Oh my young friend you must open your eyes and see that we can judge the group as a whole because the whole group is partaking in ungodly & sinful acts. Not just this one individual!

[4GodNOThypocrites]

Originally Posted by Ebenezer Wright

Oh my young friend you must open your eyes and see that we can judge the group as a whole because the whole group is partaking in ungodly & sinful acts. Not just this one individual!

but oh on earth do you know that ALL of the goths on this planet are partaking in sinful acts?
i happen to know a few goths, and they are christians. they only dress like a goth cause they like the style. they are two of the most down right christian people that i know.

[Brother_Percy]

Originally Posted by 4GodNOThypocrites

but oh on earth do you know that ALL of the goths on this planet are partaking in sinful acts?
i happen to know a few goths, and they are christians. they only dress like a goth cause they like the style.

That's like saying you know two queer pedophile baby-rapists who are Christians, and they're only pedophiles because they like raping small boys. Do you not see the complete stupidity of your statement?

Let me re-iterate. ALL Goths are sinners, not just by their actions, but by their perverse dress sense, which is an affront to God.

I Corinthians 11:14: “Does not even nature itself teach you, that, if a man have long hair, it is a shame to him?” Paul is saying that common sense—“nature”—tells us that men should look like men, not women. They should not have long hair, because it is a sin—“a shame.”

This principle applies to the way Goths dress. Typically and historically, it has been women who wear eyeliner, lipstick and make-up and dress in a feminine manner. Even in today’s liberal, laid-back society, it is still mostly women who do this. However in recent decades we have seen grown men choosing to live “alternative lifestyles”, often chosing to pierce their ears, wear make-up and torn fishnet clothing as a signal to others.

Notice Deuteronomy 22:5: “The woman shall not wear that which pertains unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman’s garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the Lord your God.” An abomination to God, eh? That sounds just like the Goths. Remember, it is a SIN for men to appear effeminate!

Zephaniah 1:8 states, “And it shall come to pass in the day of the Lord’s sacrifice, that I will punish the princes, and the king’s children, and all such as are clothed with strange apparel.” Strange Apparel? Well you don't get more strange than the Goths.

Another scriptural principle applies. Aside from looking unmanly, men dressed as Goths have traditionally been viewed as strange, outlandish, or rebellious. But a Christian must not appear this way. The apostle Paul wrote, “Abstain from all appearance of evil” (I Thes. 5:22). So, even appearance in a matter is important. And this is before we even go into the open perversion in the way Goth's dress.

So you see, though you 'think' your Gothic friends are Christian, and they 'think' they are too, the reality is they are NOT Christian in the slightest. They are a walking abomination to God! And they will BURN IN HELL for their defiance of him!

[4GodNOThypocrites]

you can't say that someone is a sinner just how they dress!!!!
that is so dumb.

[Brother_Percy]

Originally Posted by 4GodNOThypocrites

you can't say that someone is a sinner just how they dress!!!!
that is so dumb.

I'm sorry, but did you just call The Bible DUMB????

[Ebenezer Wright]

Yes! We can and we will if it is what the Bible says! My friend maybe you need to check your current wardrobe and maybe make a change for the Lord?

[4GodNOThypocrites]

errrk, where in the bible does it say that if you dress like a goth, you are in sin?

my wardrobe is fine, thanks!