This is an ALL HANDS communique, ALERT LEVEL YELLOW-ALPHA
As a duly sworn, honorary reserve officer in the Freehold Peacekeeping Militia, I am exercising my authority to activate all full-time and reserve militia members to stand by for possible immediate deployment throughout the state of California.
I need you all to drop you
cocks clocks and grab your socks, gentlemen, as we have a rapidly evolving crisis situation on our hands:
President Trump Might Pull ICE Agents from California
Quote:
Washington (CNN)President Donald Trump declared on Thursday he was considering withdrawing Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents from California as punishment for what he claimed was a "lousy management job" in patrolling illegal immigration.
"You know what, I'm thinking about doing it," Trump said at a roundtable with state and local officials to address ideas to stop gun violence in the wake of the Parkland school massacre. His comments came after he decried the state of law enforcement in the Golden State.
"We're getting no help from the state of California. Frankly, if I pulled our people from California, you would have a crime nest like you've never seen in California. All I'd have to do is say 'ICE, Border Patrol, leave California alone,'" he said during a listening session at the White House.
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You are ordered to assemble at the Grange Hall/Militia Headquarters at 0400 hours tomorrow morning. Mayor Jonny Joe Hold will be there in full regalia to inspect your uniforms and equipment.
Go with God, gentlemen. Your nation, and the people of California, are depending on you.
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