[Nobar King]

I buy and sell a lot of used cars, and over a period of time noticed that some got key scratches. I just assumed that it was these guys:

Another neighbor mentioned getting keyed so I finally had enough and set up a camera outside to watch my cars.

Turns out that it was my next door neighbor! She was keying cars in front ofher home.

I took the video to the police and I'm going to sue the bitch for damages. When I told her about the video I said that I would drop it for 1500$ but she just spit in my face. So, pilfle her. I called the District Attorney to press charges. Let's see how she likes that. Should have minded her own business.

Did I mention that she has a driveway AND a garage and doesn't ever park in front?

[Bubba Buck]

Damaging other people's property is concerning definitely. What I would like, however, is to see the video and hear her side of the story as to why she did it. If she were to say, do it because Donald Trump or Vladimir Putin told her to do it, I am afraid your case will be thrown out of court. Also, what religious denomination does she reside with? These are the facts that matter when it comes to deciding how good you really chances are in court. Would the judge lock her up? Make her pay for the damages? Make a large donation to the church as punishment? Or force her to pray for forgiveness? If she is not Christian I would suggest deporting her to Mexico so she can see and feel what it's like to have her own cars keyed.

[handmaiden]

Originally Posted by Bubba Buck

Damaging other people's property is concerning definitely. What I would like, however, is to see the video and hear her side of the story as to why she did it. If she were to say, do it because Donald Trump or Vladimir Putin told her to do it, I am afraid your case will be thrown out of court.

If she were in personal communication with Trump or Putin, she would be keying cars in a much nicer neighborhood, don't you think? (No offense, Brother Nobar.)

Also, what religious denomination does she reside with?

There ARE NO religious denominations. There is True Christianity™ and there is not. Truly you need to read more of the instructional threads provided by the Pastors. Reading the Bible and citing it to back up your numerous claims and observations would also help.

These are the facts that matter when it comes to deciding how good you really chances are in court. Would the judge lock her up? Make her pay for the damages? Make a large donation to the church as punishment?

Again-- donations are not a punishment, they are a love offering. When God punishes people in the Bible, He doesn't hand out invoices; He smites. After some smiting, He may accept some sacrificial tokens, but those are part of the healing process, not the punishment.

Just how petty do you think God is?

[Bubba Buck]

I believe when one loses everything of value, it really puts their faith in God at a test. If this woman is indeed guilty, perhaps taking away everything she owns would make her have better faith. If she dies of starvation, I'll praise it because then God will have made his final decision for her be it heaven or faggity hell.

[handmaiden]

Originally Posted by Bubba Buck

I believe when one loses everything of value, it really puts their faith in God at a test. If this woman is indeed guilty, perhaps taking away everything she owns would make her have better faith. If she dies of starvation, I'll praise it because then God will have made his final decision for her be it heaven or faggity hell.

What you believe is immaterial. What God commands, ordains and undertakes is all that matters.


God has already dealt with question of what happens to a person's faith when they lose everything. There is an entire book in the Bible about it. Can you guess which one?


Perhaps more significantly, it is not your place to suggest that God might want to strip a person down to the studs, so to speak, so that their faith might be refined. That's Satan's job.


And speaking of Job (darn, gave away the answer because I can't resist a pun) he wasn't guilty of anything. God had an entirely different purpose in letting Satan kill off his kids and his livestock and his bank account and so forth. But that's in the book, too. Have fun reading it.

[Samett]

That's despicable. I hope you get compensated for the damages and she gets taught a lesson.