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Memorial Rally for Herman Cain on Saturday -
07-30-2020, 07:36 PM
We will hold a memorial service and MAGA rally in the Landover Baptist Church Overflow Tabernacle at noon on Saturday, August 1 to celebrate the life of the great negro leader Herman Cain and to fire up the base for this year's election. The Lord needed an angel more than we needed a black conservative here on Earth, and so the great Herman Cain lost his life in a desperate fight against the China virus. If only the Uppity Obama / Sleepy Joe Biden administration had done a better job, this could have been avoided.
After the service and rally, we will have carnival style games and country music for the entire family to enjoy in the Wrath of God Plaza. There will also be a raffle to raise funds for the emergency backup private jet that our pastors so desperately need. First prize will be a year's supply of hydroxychloroquine. We guarantee that a good time will be had by all. So come on out and raise some Cain! (Not literally--God frowns on raising the dead, except when He does it himself.)
Masks are optional, if discouraged, and we remind the negro and hispanic members of the Freehold community that, to prevent further spread of this terrible disease, they must remain in the regular roped-off minority sections of the tabernacle and the plaza.
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Re: Memorial Rally for Herman Cain on Saturday -
07-30-2020, 08:45 PM
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Thank you. I think in this case, wearing a mask or social distancing would be an insult to the memory of Herman Cain. I'll always remember him for the good things he did.
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we remind the negro and hispanic members of the Freehold community that, to prevent further spread of this terrible disease, they must remain in the regular roped-off minority sections of the tabernacle and the plaza.
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I'm sure that is what the good Republicans negros would want anyway. Look at how happy he is. He died doing what he loved. We can't know for certain what caused his death, but we can thank Trump for making his last healthy moments on this world great ones.
Close minded people are just right people who don't want to spend time arguing.
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Re: Memorial Rally for Herman Cain on Saturday -
07-30-2020, 08:57 PM
I fully expect the President to order flags across the nation to half staff. The flag at City Hall, Freehold, has already been lowered.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Memorial Rally for Herman Cain on Saturday -
07-30-2020, 10:03 PM
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He died doing what he loved.
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Suffocating on his own body fluids? Well I won't kink-shame the President's head of Urban Development, but that is disgusting. Look at him below - is this the exact moment he got his death sentence? It gives me the creeps seeing the dead man walking. Which one is the assassin? Who ordered the hit?
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Re: Memorial Rally for Herman Cain on Saturday -
07-31-2020, 02:20 AM
Urquel was at the rally? Awesome!
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Re: Memorial Rally for Herman Cain on Saturday -
07-31-2020, 02:56 AM
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Originally Posted by WWJDnow
We will hold a memorial service and MAGA rally in the Landover Baptist Church Overflow Tabernacle at noon on Saturday, August 1 to celebrate the life of the great negro leader Herman Cain and to fire up the base for this year's election.
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When you posted this I assumed you would want some speakers. Wanting to help I began checking who might be appropriate and available. Unfortunately, the Pastors and myself have other engagements so I checked with Negro legislators at the Iowa Capital. They were angry at brother Herman and will not help out. I thought some local Black Live Matter leaders would step up. All I got was profanity.
I tried to think of conservative national celebrities who are black. Kayne West immediately can to mind. Then I read his wife, Kim, thinks he in on the brink of a mental break down so he is out.
If we are unable to come up with a speaker the carnival and fun can go forward and we can all remember Brother Herman with that.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Memorial Rally for Herman Cain on Saturday -
07-31-2020, 04:24 AM
I wasn't going to say anything, because I don't want to cause too much excitement among the black females who live in the shacks outside our fair city, but it looks like Sheriff Clarke will be keynoting.
He's been calling us begging for a speaking engagement ever since the liberals at Fox News fired him. If that falls through, there's always Creflo Dollar. That man has the Lord's ear.
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Re: Memorial Rally for Herman Cain on Saturday -
07-31-2020, 02:16 PM
While we're planning our service here for Herman, I've been making phone calls to ensure the other ceremonies pay proper respect for Herman's successful career in business.
I've pointed out to countless officials the publicity Rep. John Lewis got by having his casket pulled be horses across the Edmund Pettus Bridge in Selma, Alabama. I want the same ceremony for Herman.
For some reason no one wants to give Herman this honor. "Oh, it wouldn't be appropriate," "Too much expense" or the worst, "Herman was not John."
We have to demand equal opportunity in Herman's memory.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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