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Default @all of you Landover Baptist Church users - 08-20-2010, 07:41 PM

You are all a bunch of crazy piffleing idiots with nothing in your life to do but hate and hate. I either think you are mastermind trolls or just piffleing psychotic retards.
Against gays? Ok, I don't like them either really.

Agree that your wife's are going to die in hell because they disobeyed you?
go piffle your self

I am a proud atheist and think your forum is the shit of the internet and you should all feel bad about living
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Default Re: @all of you Landover Baptist Church users - 08-20-2010, 07:47 PM

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You are all a bunch of crazy piffleing idiots with nothing in your life to do but hate and hate. I either think you are mastermind trolls or just piffleing psychotic retards.
Against gays? Ok, I don't like them either really.

Agree that your wife's are going to die in hell because they disobeyed you?
go piffle your self

I am a proud atheist and think your forum is the shit of the internet and you should all feel bad about living
To put it bluntly I don't care what you think kid. I am following God's directions as He places down in The Bible. If you find that "hateful, crazy, psychotic, retarded" then that is your problem that you have no sense of morality. I KNOW I am doing the right thing because the Bible tells me so.



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Default Re: @all of you Landover Baptist Church users - 08-20-2010, 07:49 PM

But these, as natural brute beasts, made to be taken and destroyed, speak evil of the things that they understand not; and shall utterly perish in their own corruption;
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Default Re: @all of you Landover Baptist Church users - 08-20-2010, 07:53 PM

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You are all a bunch of crazy piffleing idiots with nothing in your life to do but hate and hate. I either think you are mastermind trolls or just piffleing psychotic retards.
Against gays? Ok, I don't like them either really.

Agree that your wife's are going to die in hell because they disobeyed you?
go piffle your self

I am a proud atheist and think your forum is the shit of the internet and you should all feel bad about living
Harlin,

As a newcomer to this board, and thus not privvy to these accusations that you are making, what has led you to blashpheme in such an extreme manner?


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Angry Re: @all of you Landover Baptist Church users - 08-20-2010, 08:17 PM

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You are all a bunch of crazy piffleing idiots with nothing in your life to do but hate and hate. I either think you are mastermind trolls or just piffleing psychotic retards.
Against gays? Ok, I don't like them either really.

Agree that your wife's are going to die in hell because they disobeyed you?
go piffle your self

I am a proud atheist and think your forum is the shit of the internet and you should all feel bad about living
So you think people that do not follow the rules should be praised? What kind of a sicko are you?


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Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: @all of you Landover Baptist Church users - 08-20-2010, 08:29 PM

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I don't think Ethel is going to die in Hell. I think she is going to burn there eternally, and perhaps be boiled in a cauldron of human feces.

Don't get mad at me! I don't make these decisions. It is God's choice to burn her, and others like her, in the eternal lake of fire.

You will be meeting Ethel, and Satan, when God smites you for your atheism.


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Default Re: @all of you Landover Baptist Church users - 08-20-2010, 09:03 PM

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You are all a bunch of crazy piffleing idiots with nothing in your life to do but hate and hate. I either think you are mastermind trolls or just piffleing psychotic retards.
Against gays? Ok, I don't like them either really.

Agree that your wife's are going to die in hell because they disobeyed you?
go piffle your self

I am a proud atheist and think your forum is the shit of the internet and you should all feel bad about living
No one really cares what atheists think even so called proud atheists like you as you are quite simply unsaved scum

We are proud True Christians™ who live by Gods word via the KJV1611 so is there something wrong with that?

And may I take particular offence at your unnecessary and insensitive personal attack on Brother Billy Bob who is still grieving over the loss of his wife Ethel.

And although it was revealed that Ethel was clearly a treacherous Hell-bound lying whore Brother Billy Bob does have feelings and the untimely loss of Ethel still cuts deeply with him.

Such unprovoked and cruel attacks on Brother Billy Bob, one of God's most revered True Christians™ will certainly see YOU burning alongside Ethel in eternal damnation

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Default Re: @all of you Landover Baptist Church users - 08-20-2010, 09:45 PM

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You are all a bunch of crazy piffleing idiots with nothing in your life to do but hate and hate. I either think you are mastermind trolls or just piffleing psychotic retards.
Against gays? Ok, I don't like them either really.

Agree that your wife's are going to die in hell because they disobeyed you?
go piffle your self

I am a proud atheist and think your forum is the shit of the internet and you should all feel bad about living
That airtight, meticulously reasoned argument has convinced me. I'll see everybody at the Richard Dawkins club.



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Default Re: @all of you Landover Baptist Church users - 08-20-2010, 10:13 PM

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You are all a bunch of crazy piffleing idiots with nothing in your life to do but hate and hate. I either think you are mastermind trolls or just piffleing psychotic retards.
Against gays? Ok, I don't like them either really.

Agree that your wife's are going to die in hell because they disobeyed you?
go piffle your self

I am a proud atheist...
You are no atheist. Atheists don't believe in God, so no Hell, either.

Why are you proud of being a false Christian, homophobic hater?

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Ah, one thing we agree on. This place is the shit


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No one really cares what atheists think even so called proud atheists like you as you are quite simply unsaved scum

We are proud True Christians™ who live by Gods word via the KJV1611 so is there something wrong with that?

And may I take particular offence at your unnecessary and insensitive personal attack on Brother Billy Bob who is still grieving over the loss of his wife Ethel.

And although it was revealed that Ethel was clearly a treacherous Hell-bound lying whore Brother Billy Bob does have feelings and the untimely loss of Ethel still cuts deeply with him.

Such unprovoked and cruel attacks on Brother Billy Bob, one of God's most revered True Christians™ will certainly see YOU burning alongside Ethel in eternal damnation

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Default Re: @all of you Landover Baptist Church users - 08-22-2010, 09:04 PM

Proud atheist? Is that like "gay pride"? That's like being proud of crapping your shorts, son.

It must be agonizing to plod through your life, wallowing in depredation, without a functioning moral compass, only to ultimately find yourself thrashing about in a pit of magma and human feces when you die. I truly pity you, and I will pray for Jesus to enter you with his penetrating love and fill you with the Holy Spirit.


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Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power



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I think you should feel bad about typing such drivel without the decency of using proper punctuation.



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Default Re: @all of you Landover Baptist Church users - 08-23-2010, 12:52 AM

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You are all a bunch of crazy piffleing idiots with nothing in your life to do but hate and hate. I either think you are mastermind trolls or just piffleing psychotic retards.
Against gays? Ok, I don't like them either really.

Agree that your wife's are going to die in hell because they disobeyed you?
go piffle your self

I am a proud atheist and think your forum is the shit of the internet and you should all feel bad about living
Trolls? The only troll on this forum is you.

We are not psychotic, we are True Christians who are trying to save the unsaved from a fate of burning in hell for all of eternity.

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Default Re: @all of you Landover Baptist Church users - 08-23-2010, 02:55 AM

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We are not psychotic, we are True Christians who are trying to save the unsaved from a fate of burning in hell for all of eternity.

You can say that again Brother! Only HELL BOUND losers spend all their free time on the internet "roll playing".

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Default Re: @all of you Landover Baptist Church users - 08-27-2010, 06:26 AM

Thank you sincerely for your persecution, insane person. Every bit blesses us more.

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Default Re: @all of you Landover Baptist Church users - 08-27-2010, 07:12 AM

Your opinion on gays troubles me. If they repent of their sinful self-identity and accept Jesus and obey Him in all ways, they will feel the glorious glow of God's love.

Virgin atheists who give all their money to the poor and work tirelessly against gay rights will feel the flaying flames of hell.

It really is all about Jesus, you know. Don't think that you're going to get a free pass just because you hate some of the right people.

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Default Re: @all of you Landover Baptist Church users - 08-27-2010, 08:41 PM

Jesus doesn't give free passes to heaven, you have to work for it. You have to be a True Christian, love him and trust him. Just because you hate gays doesn't mean your going to heaven.
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