Mr. Mayor, having been raised in the Catholic Cult I can assure you we all knew some poorly kept "secrets." One was that whatever was confessed in the confessional would be passed up the chain if the higher-ups might like it and be inspired to promote the poor, plebeian local priest to a bishopric. The confessions that had the greatest purchasing power were the ones predicated on lust, most particularly with children, homersexuals, and wayward Gypsy girls. The pope's position as CEO meant he no longer had to go to confession, but had the privilege of taking the best of the best confessions around the world and using them to inspire various
Vatican Gay Sex Parties. Other top Vatican officials are in charge of the day-to-day operations
revolving around gay sin.