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Default Christian Dating Advice - 01-05-2007, 08:41 PM


When a nation turns its back on God, that nation cannot count on His divine protection any more, such as was demonstrated by the Holy cleansing of sin filled New Orleans.

One way that Americans have turned their backs to God is through sexual immorality. But despite what people think, we are winning the War on Sin and Immorality and have just turned the corner towards a more Godly existence.

Regardless of the setbacks caused by terrorist loving lieberals, we only need more a new surge of money to faith based programs (for a short time) in order to continue to teach the proven abstinence only based sex education programs. Then we can declare "Mission Accomplished" and victory over Satan.

Some might say that we are not winning, but I say that we are not losing either, we can chose to be on our way to Victory or we can chose to cut and run.

The main stream media (controlled by secularists, wiccers and demoncrats) only portray the bad news of the War Against Sin™. They don’t display the wins such as the Purity Balls that have become so common amongst True Christians™. Another such project that I am proud to announce that has recently been started by the Mullet Hollow Baptist church is project: Only Natural Abstinence Needed® (Project ONAN®). This new program is sure to meet with success.

True Christian Americans™ have rejected the free-sex, drug, rock & roll, and anything goes lifestyle of Bill Clinton and the hippies. As everyone knows, most Americans support waiting until marriage to have sex. A woman’s greatest gift to a man waiting until marriage and that magical wedding night when she gives herself to him. Girls should take the example of the many fine God-fearing women raised in True Christian homes, by not giving in to sin and abstaining from sex with men unless they are married.

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Default Re: Christian Dating Advice - 01-06-2007, 03:18 PM

Hearty handshakes for that fine essay, Pastor Bob!

I found the Purity Ball concept thanks to you.

A screenshot of the mission statement is seen below.

What's great, is that by having the eleven year old daughter dance for hours,
tarted up like a B girl, dancing with her daddy; this WILL engrain the chastity concept
in the form of fixation in that apricot pit
which is the female mind.



Mary Louellen at age 13: "No, Tommy! I'm saving myself for Daddy."

Mary Louellen at age 21: "No, Travis! I'm saving myself for Daddy."

at 44, "No, sorry, I'm saving myself for Daddy."

At last, at age 64, when the authorities detain Mary Louellen

on charges of necrophilia:

"I'm not sorry I saved Daddy for myself."







Pastor Bob, your essay hit so many high notes
--I could only play from one of your riffs.
You're good! Jesus smiles upon you, sir.
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Default Re: Christian Dating Advice - 01-08-2007, 01:12 PM

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Hearty handshakes for that fine essay, Pastor Bob!

I found the Purity Ball concept thanks to you.

A screenshot of the mission statement is seen below.

What's great, is that by having the eleven year old daughter dance for hours,
tarted up like a B girl, dancing with her daddy; this WILL engrain the chastity concept
in the form of fixation in that apricot pit
which is the female mind.






Pastor Bob, your essay hit so many high notes
--I could only play from one of your riffs.
You're good! Jesus smiles upon you, sir.
Pastor Bob is indeed a great Christian. Purity Balls are indeed a great way of teaching a woman that, until Jesus returns, her body is property of her father, until such a time as her father sees fit to sell her to a husband. And no right-thinking man wants to buy damaged goods!


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Default Re: Christian Dating Advice - 01-27-2007, 12:22 AM

What lovely, Godly young women these are! Such a healthy father-daughter dynamic--it's so intimate!
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Default Re: Christian Dating Advice - 01-27-2007, 05:26 AM

I find it disdainful that fathers would allow their daughters to dress like tramps , get all dolled up like common streetwalkers with their makeup and perfume, then prancing about with them on a dance floor listening to sinful secular music like Glenn Miller, no doubt.
I think it a very poor example for a young girl but I agree wholeheartedly in the concept of allowing a righteous father protect the girls precious hymen. She will constantly be reminded that her vagina belongs to the Lord Jesus Christ! Glory!
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Default Re: Christian Dating Advice - 01-27-2007, 06:18 AM

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I find it disdainful that fathers would allow their daughters to dress like tramps , get all dolled up like common streetwalkers with their makeup and perfume, then prancing about with them on a dance floor listening to sinful secular music like Glenn Miller, no doubt.
I think it a very poor example for a young girl but I agree wholeheartedly in the concept of allowing a righteous father protect the girls precious hymen. She will constantly be reminded that her vagina belongs to the Lord Jesus Christ! Glory!

How rude... You must be a mooselimb if you find their manner of dress slutty.


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Default Re: Christian Dating Advice - 01-27-2007, 04:35 PM

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How rude... You must be a mooselimb if you find their manner of dress slutty.
Their manner of dress may not be quite slutty but in my opinion it is a little to racy for girls. It exposes their shoulders and two of the girls are wearing strapless dresses.

While their dresses are pretty modest they aren't quite modest enough for me, then again I've always been somwhat of a prude.


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Default Re: Christian Dating Advice - 01-27-2007, 04:50 PM

"Purity Balls" I thought that was something they sold on that one sleazy website......?

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Default Re: Christian Dating Advice - 01-27-2007, 05:36 PM

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Their manner of dress may not be quite slutty but in my opinion it is a little to racy for girls. It exposes their shoulders and two of the girls are wearing strapless dresses.

While their dresses are pretty modest they aren't quite modest enough for me, then again I've always been somwhat of a prude.
I figured that since their father was there, he could protect his daughter's interests.

You are correct though. There is a bit too much skin exposed, but I was thinking of the school dances I took my son to. I couldn't believe the things I saw. Skirts so short, they might as well have been wearing nothing. Half the girls looked to be wearing bikinis, with the amount of skin showing. Unfortunately, I live very close to Washington DC, and the LIE-berals seem to control just about everything. When I was in school, those girls would have been sent home and told to stay there until they got a proper wardrobe.


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Default Re: Christian Dating Advice - 01-27-2007, 05:40 PM

Far be it from me to say anything disrespectful of the father and his daughters pictured above, but I doubt he has to be too worried about those three little barkers' purity.


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Far be it from me to say anything disrespectful of the father and his daughters pictured above, but I doubt he has to be too worried about those three little barkers' purity.

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