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Default A prayer for married men - 10-27-2006, 02:00 AM

Here is a nice prayer for married men:

"O God, please help me to love my wife today as you love us. God, help me to be at my wifes service and be sensitive to her needs. Lord, I pray these in Jesus' name. Amen"

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Default Re: A prayer for married men - 10-27-2006, 02:21 AM

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Here is a nice prayer for married men:

"O God, please help me to love my wife today as you love us. God, help me to be at my wifes service and be sensitive to her needs. Lord, I pray these in Jesus' name. Amen"

Yes, but you forgot to add...."Even though my heathen wife is going to hell for eternity and her sadistic rapist is going to Catholic Heaven with me and the paedophile popes, I wish her well until SATAN takes her".


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Default Re: A prayer for married men - 10-27-2006, 02:25 AM

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Yes, but you forgot to add...."Even though my heathen wife is going to hell for eternity and her sadistic rapist is going to Catholic Heaven with me and the paedophile popes, I wish her well until SATAN takes her".
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Default Re: A prayer for married men - 10-27-2006, 02:29 AM

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That's a low blow.
As I recall, it is exactly what you said in an earlier post.


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Default Re: A prayer for married men - 10-27-2006, 02:32 AM

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As I recall, it is exactly what you said in an earlier post.
That is not what I said. You're deliberately taking it out of context.
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Default Re: A prayer for married men - 10-27-2006, 04:28 AM

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That is not what I said. You're deliberately taking it out of context.
Are you related to George Bush?


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Default Re: A prayer for married men - 10-27-2006, 04:29 AM

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That is not what I said. You're deliberately taking it out of context.
Fishface, you and your mary-worshippers wrote the book on "taking things out of context", so don't go down that road.

You said what you said. What are you some kind of simpering faggit? Can't you own your own words like a man?


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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: A prayer for married men - 10-27-2006, 05:21 AM

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Are you related to George Bush?
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Fishface, you and your mary-worshippers wrote the book on "taking things out of context", so don't go down that road.

You said what you said. What are you some kind of simpering faggit? Can't you own your own words like a man?
I won't own up to something I didn't say.
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Default Re: A prayer for married men - 10-27-2006, 11:17 AM

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I won't own up to something I didn't say.
Will you own up to something you did say, you despicable Papist dog?
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No, my wife is not a Christian. And you are right... the abuser will go to Heaven while my wife will live a seperate eternity in hell. This is a fact of life.


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Default Re: A prayer for married men - 10-27-2006, 06:09 PM

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Here is a nice prayer for married men:

"O God, please help me to love my wife today as you love us. God, help me to be at my wifes service and be sensitive to her needs. Lord, I pray these in Jesus' name. Amen"

Whether you're a simpering papist or whatever, I'll let others determine. But THAT is a very nice prayer, for as any man with discernment has figured out, if the Mrs. isn't happy, no one's happy.


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Default Re: A prayer for married men - 10-28-2006, 06:24 PM

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Here is a nice prayer for married men:

"O God, please help me to love my wife today as you love us. God, help me to be at my wifes service and be sensitive to her needs. Lord, I pray these in Jesus' name. Amen"

Here is one for the wife

"Father, help me to be content in the role you created me for and give me a submissive spirit, not only toward my mate, but also toward each member in the body of Christ. Let me serve and not expect to be served. Create within me a lamb-like spirit even as Christ our Lord had. Amen."

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1But speak thou the things which become sound doctrine:
2That the aged men be sober, grave, temperate, sound in faith, in charity, in patience.
3The aged women likewise, that they be in behaviour as becometh holiness, not false accusers, not given to much wine, teachers of good things;
4That they may teach the young women to be sober, to love their husbands, to love their children,
5To be discreet, chaste, keepers at home, good, obedient to their own husbands, that the word of God be not blasphemed.

I think our Saviours' word says much there fish.

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Default Re: A prayer for married men - 10-28-2006, 06:44 PM

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... for as any man with discernment has figured out, if the Mrs. isn't happy, no one's happy.
An unhappy Mrs. can truly make life hell on Earth for you. But as True Christians™ we know that this is the only Hell we'll ever know.
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Default Re: A prayer for married men - 10-30-2006, 01:12 AM

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I find that very hard to believe....no, actually, he might be right. He isn't quite as smart as your beloved president. *snicker*

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What a strange young man. As BT pointed out he clearly said it. And then is calling someone else low when he would condemn his own wife?



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