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Originally Posted by BrotherLarry
When I was a student in Dr Elmer’s class entitled “Future virii to Come”, he taught us in our third week that Democrats would spread this virus in an attempt to overthrow creation science and make people doubt the folks at Fox News. People we have a President we can trust and a scholar in Dr White that will get us through this.
Even as I risk my life traveling to the epicenters of the disease I have faith in God’s Rod and Staff. Let’s not get panicked or lose our faith. It’s what Bernie would have us do.
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Laryy, Dear,
Of course I predicted this and your PhD project is actually back on (remote interwebs-connections with audio only available for tutoring until
Pastor Zeke's Prayers resolve the epidemic. He's been praying and been given the answer "not yet", as many sinners remain to be purged). Obviously,
no evil can touch me but my
Prayers have given me the advice to remain
secluded until further notice. I am not like other, worldly men.
Psalms 73:5
They are not in trouble as other men; neither are they plagued like other men.
Anyway, I've looked more deeply into the
Coronavirus and the results are
disturbing. There seems to be a connection to
recreational drug abuse and the
Andes of a nature that remains to be clarified. For your benefit, I provide you with the
anagrammatics of the virus.
It seems to suggest that the majority of the diseased are
abusers of Erythroxylum coca. Obviously this includes the
Pope Frances and explains
this:
Jesus has now made His plans obvious: Repenting, smiting, Mercy, Omnibenevolence and redemption are
all contained within His Heart,
not the vessel above. It makes
sense. It is the
foreigners' fault.
Yours in Christ,
Elmer