[AkiraK]

minecraft best game

[Didymus Much]

Originally Posted by AkiraK

minecraft best game

logic yours worst

[Isabella White]

Originally Posted by AkiraK

minecraft best game

Dear Miss Akira: Rather than frittering away your time discussing silly games and such, why aren't you opening your , to learn more on how to avoid the eternal fires of -- which you so surely deserve, as punishment for mocking the with your rebellion? Or, is eternal damnation not important to you? Wouldn't you rather have a lovely mansion on streets that are paved with gold -- all as a gift, for eternity, from the , ?

John 14:2 "In my Father's house are many mansions: if it were not so, I would have told you. I go to prepare a place for you."

Revelation 21:21 "And the twelve gates were twelve pearls: every several gate was of one pearl: and the street of the city was pure gold, as it were transparent glass."

Now, then, doesn't that sound so much more appealing, than the other place that you will be forced to live in -- forever, and with no chance of a reprieve? So, rather than arguing about games and puzzles, kindly do this instead:

[AkiraK]

Originally Posted by Isabella White

Dear Miss Akira: Rather than frittering away your time discussing silly games and such, why aren't you opening your , to learn more on how to avoid the eternal fires of -- which you so surely deserve, as punishment for mocking the with your rebellion? Or, is eternal damnation not important to you? Wouldn't you rather have a lovely mansion on streets that are paved with gold -- all as a gift, for eternity, from the , ?

John 14:2 "In my Father's house are many mansions: if it were not so, I would have told you. I go to prepare a place for you."

Revelation 21:21 "And the twelve gates were twelve pearls: every several gate was of one pearl: and the street of the city was pure gold, as it were transparent glass."

Now, then, doesn't that sound so much more appealing, than the other place that you will be forced to live in -- forever, and with no chance of a reprieve? So, rather than arguing about games and puzzles, kindly do this instead:

if heaven is filled with people like you, i'd go to hell intentionally

[Isabella White]

Originally Posted by AkiraK

if heaven is filled with people like you, i'd go to hell intentionally

Well! I can see that my good intentions and my concern for your lost, condemned soul are not having much of an effect. And, that saddens me greatly, Miss Akira. You see, Dear, the wishes that nobody should perish, but that they be saved. And, as faithful servant, I do my best to teach this great truth to the unsaved trash of the world, such as yourself.

II Peter 3:9 "The is not slack concerning promise, as some men count slackness; but is longsuffering to us-ward, not willing that any should perish, but that all should come to repentance."

As for your untoward comment about rather being in instead of enjoying a heavenly, mortgage-free mansion in heaven, in a neighborhood of people like myself, well, I do forgive you for that slip of the tongue. You see, Dear, I so realize that the devil is controlling you, and that he will make you say anything, to attack people.

John 8:44 "Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it."

And, as a lady, it is my duty to forgive you for your temper tantrum. I do so unreservedly, and wholeheartedly, Dear, as I shall continue to pray for your salvation. I shall see the harvest!

Matthew 18:21,22:
21 Then came Peter to him, and said, , how oft shall my brother sin against me, and I forgive him? till seven times? 22 saith unto him, I say not unto thee, Until seven times: but, Until seventy times seven.

Galatians 6:9 "And let us not be weary in well doing: for in due season we shall reap, if we faint not."

[handmaiden]

Originally Posted by AkiraK

if heaven is filled with people like you, i'd go to hell intentionally

Our dear sister-in-Christ is guilty of nothing more than exhorting you to read the Bible for yourself. Why is that so offensive a prospect for you? Do you find the Bible itself offensive? In which case, why are you here?

We are here to discuss, highlight, understand and illuminate the Bible. Asking you to read the source material for all of our discussions at this forum is no more untoward than asking a member of a book club to actually read the book being shared.

But you refuse to read the book. Instead, you come here to imbibe the white wine and talk trash about the other members of the club. That is the very essence of offensive behavior in my book--which is the Bible, by the way.

[mellonsollan]

Originally Posted by minecraftFTW1

Thank you, now ill go play me some minecraft so i can be a gay sex slave!

You can click on your screen any number of times, regardless of the location, but it will do you no good. You should try ***[[FILTH REMOVED BY YOUR ATTENTIVE MODERATOR, FOR THE PROTECTION OF INNOCENT CHILDREN]]***

[SofiaMila]

Originally Posted by Palmer C. Eldrich

I haven't played minecrafter yet so is it a simulated miners' game like farmville where I can dig for gold or heavy metals? Or is it more of an action game like dig-dug? I can't imagine that there's any reason to play the game other than to get addicted and start sending your money to Mindcraft or whatever.

Minecraft is a video game in which players interact with a three-dimensional environment made up of bricks and entities that may be entirely customised. Its varied gameplay allows players to customise their experience, opening up a world of options. Create fully customizable and animated banners to invite players to your awesome server.

[handmaiden]

Originally Posted by SofiaMila

Minecraft is a video game in which players interact with a three-dimensional environment made up of bricks and entities that may be entirely customised. Its varied gameplay allows players to customise their experience, opening up a world of options. Create fully customizable and animated banners to invite players to your awesome server.

Your explanation, while strictly factual, leaves out the most important fact of all.

Minecraft has nothing to do with God! The Bible does. That is why decries any engagement with Minecraft and exhorts all of our visitors to read the Bible.


Matthew 22:37,38
Jesus said unto him, Thou shalt love the Lord thy God with all thy heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy mind. This is the first and great commandment.

[Des]

Originally Posted by SofiaMila

Minecraft is a video game in which players interact with a three-dimensional environment made up of bricks and entities that may be entirely customised. Its varied gameplay allows players to customise their experience, opening up a world of options. Create fully customizable and animated banners to invite players to your awesome server.

Entities? As in demonic entities? And why does it allow the players to fully customize their experience? Why doesn't it have safeguards in place to prevent them from building satanic temples? Where are the safeguards to prevent players from digitally sodomizing little boys?

Minecraft: By Satanists, for Satanists!

[James Hutchins]

Originally Posted by SofiaMila

Minecraft is a video game in which players interact with a three-dimensional environment made up of bricks and entities that may be entirely customised. Its varied gameplay allows players to customise their experience, opening up a world of options. Create fully customizable and animated banners to invite players to your awesome server.

If only it were so simple. It is artificial and not created by God. It promotes perversion and acts of sexual deviation. God went through all the trouble to provide us with Intelligent Design', who are we to think we can improve on the work done by Our Divine Creator™?

[Isabella White]

Originally Posted by SofiaMila

Minecraft is a video game in which players interact with a three-dimensional environment made up of bricks and entities that may be entirely customised. Its varied gameplay allows players to customise their experience, opening up a world of options. Create fully customizable and animated banners to invite players to your awesome server.

Dear Miss Sofia: I see that you are new to our blessed church. As is customary with all of our newcomers, we would like it if you would go to our friendly Introduction Forum, to post a message so that we can welcome you.

The link to that forum is here:

https://www.landoverbaptist.net/forumdisplay.php?f=16

Whilst there, please note our requests at the top of the page; although, I am more than happy to include them here for you:

The introduction forum Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

We look forward to extending a warm welcome to you, Dear.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Sofia, dear, I am sure your post was kindly meant but do you realize that the post you were answering was more than 10 years old? Chances are that Mr. Eldrich, an unrepentant sinner, has long been consigned to the fiery furnaces of and (even if this is not the case) your reply did nothing to discourage his interest in this Godless pursuit.

Try to do better, dear. I very much look forward to reading your introduction thread, as your post shows surprisingly good spelling and grammar. Do you perhaps work in advertising?

[Des]

Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey

Sofia, dear, I am sure your post was kindly meant but do you realize that the post you were answering was more than 10 years old? Chances are that Mr. Eldrich, an unrepentant sinner, has long been consigned to the fiery furnaces of and (even if this is not the case) your reply did nothing to discourage his interest in this Godless pursuit.
Try to do better, dear. I very much look forward to reading your introduction thread, as your post shows surprisingly good spelling and grammar. Do you perhaps work in advertising?

Good spelling and grammar can be the result of a Godless secular education at a liberal arts school. Clearly a sign of no loving patriarchal influence in her life. It is possible that the woman was raised by hirsute lesbians as no real man would allow such unsolicited babble from a woman. My departed Missus was not once heard to utter a word in public. Most of Freehold was not even aware of her existence until the funeral.

The same can be said for my gook domestics. Nary a peep out of them, save for the occasional ones who spontaneously reject Jesus , climb the gate, and run down the street shrieking unintelligibly until apprehended by my security or Freehold police. They don't even make eye contact.

Teach them right and reap the rewards is what I always say.

[Addonai]

Minecraft was'nt satanic game until they broughth the enchanting and magick and potions unto the game.
It was innocent, peaceful game about Creation
But satans from the Microsoft company ruineth it and revampeth the devil dimension called "the Nether" which is just clever way to not say "Hell" while the "End" dimension is just pure nihilism which broughth nightmares unto me.

[Addonai]

But there is also counterweight, a heavenly dimension called "Aether"




[Kabbalistic drivel removed by attentive Moderator]

[Iplaytf2]

Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man

(Thanks go to Brother Heathen_Basher for helping me with the scriptural side of this.)

Minecraft is not really a video game. It is amazingly much worse than that. It is as if Satan, Second Life and The Sims all had a huge sex orgy and Minecraft was the bastard child that came out of it. They even have a specific variant called "Lava Survival" in which children falsely learn it is possible to escape from Hell!

The horror that is Minecraft:


Defying God by promoting genetic manipulation!
First of all Minecraft shows us what the world will look like once the evolutionists finally get what they want and start genetically manipulating everything and everyone. This is not outdated software! This is hypermodern brand new software which is specifically designed to look like this! To mock God and His amazing creations everything has been made to look like idiotic cubes. Notice the tree and the pig are both completely made out of cubes! This is what will happen if we allow defying God's creation with genetic manipulation to go on! Minecraft is already manipulating our innocent children into thinking that all this is normal!

How this is defying God? As explained by Brother Heathen_Basher: Genetic engineering will take on a role beyond what God has given to us as His creation. The Bible states that all things were created by God and for Him (Colossians 1:16). As individuals we are made in God’s image and therefore should be subject to His plan (Genesis 1:26,27; Matthew 22:20,21). God designed all living things after certain "kinds" (Genesis 1:11-25). Too much manipulation of the genetics (altering species) could be delving into issues reserved for the Designer.

Turning children into sex slaves, or "griefing" as they call it.
There is not a single controlled Minecraft environment. Every pedophile can start his own Minecraft server and start luring in hundreds of innocent children. He can first let them build for hours and hours and then threaten to destroy their work unless they do his bidding. The Minecraft term for using children as sex slaves is "griefing". There is no protection whatsoever against pornography inside Minecraft and there is no control over what the inside chat function is used for. Minecraft is web browser based, so every child who can surf the web, can get lured in by an online pedophile. Since every pedophile can start his own Minecraft server, pedophiles can also track down your children using their IP address!

Don't believe me? Look at the case of Andrew Hartung as found by Brother Prayer Warrior. Andrew Hartun used Minecraft to seduce and rape innocent children.

Joel 3:1 "For, behold, in those days, and in that time, when I shall bring again the captivity of Judah and Jerusalem, I will also gather all nations, and will bring them down into the valley of Jehoshaphat, and will plead with them there for my people and for my heritage Israel, whom they have scattered among the nations, and parted my land. And they have cast lots for my people; and have given a boy for an harlot, and sold a girl for wine, that they might drink."

Walking penises are part of Minecraft porn:


Pornographic drawing made by a child after Minecraft:


A Minecraft pupet masturbating over his insane creation, also note the big balls:


Destroying our economy!
Minecraft teaches children that you can create your own tools by combining ingredients instead of the American way of ordering online or going to Walmart. It teaches children they can farm their own food instead of teaching them the American way of going to McDonald's. It teaches them to waste huge amounts of time on making their own buildings instead of the American way of buying a house with borrowed money! It teaches children to be creative instead of watching commercials on television! All this clearly damages and ultimately destroys the American economy! It can be no coincidence that this game was created while Obama is in office!

Acts 8:1 "And Saul was consenting unto his death. And at that time there was a great persecution against the church which was at Jerusalem; and they were all scattered abroad throughout the regions of Judaea and Samaria, except the apostles."

It is clear why Satan worshipers all over the world love Minecraft:


More Satanic Minecraft:

Oh really? I play minecraft and I don't see any immorals being put on to children, I have a nicfarm and a beautiful house in there and I love the games peaceful atmosphere, I just mine in caves, and I get happy when I find diamonds. Nothing, and I mean, NOTHING, will take me away from minecraft.

[handmaiden]

Originally Posted by Iplaytf2

Oh really? I play minecraft and I don't see any immorals being put on to children, I have a nicfarm and a beautiful house in there and I love the games peaceful atmosphere, I just mine in caves, and I get happy when I find diamonds. Nothing, and I mean, NOTHING, will take me away from minecraft.

Except that Landover Baptist already has. You have used up your "valuable" time to come onto our forum and put forth weak arguments followed by shouted abuse when your ineffectiveness is noted.

Why are you here confirming your futility as a thinker and/or Bible scholar instead of playing god with your clumsy little game? Is it because The Holy Spirit is moving within you to bring you into the light of God's Grace?

Please leave either a polite response or a vulgar tantrum so we can discern whether The Holy Spirit or Satan is inspiring your actions.

[MitzaLizalor]

Originally Posted by handmaiden

playing god with your clumsy little game

It doesn't look very good, does it – 8 bit graphics? I used to have something like that, but real.



Lost interest when a tricycle turned up one Christmas



Then I started school.

[Cranky Old Man]

Originally Posted by Iplaytf2

Nothing, and I mean, NOTHING, will take me away from minecraft.

Then you are doomed and will spend eternity in the fires of Hell after you die. Well deserves as you refuse to even consider bettering yourself.

Hell is like the Minecraft Nether but in addition to fire and monsters you will also get raped in your behind over and over again.

Why do you hate baby Jesus? What did He ever do to you?