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Default 09-21-2006, 10:03 PM

Lar baby! So would I be correct is saying yes, JC does the same for women??

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Lar baby! So would I be correct is saying yes, JC does the same for women??

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Our Lord Jesus is a hands-on kind of God, but there's nothing more uplifting to a sister's spirit than some private Bible study with a True Man Of God™. But don't take my word for it, stop by my office tommorrow afternoon around 4, and we'll be praising God by 4:30.


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Our Lord Jesus is a hands-on kind of God, but there's nothing more uplifting to a sister's spirit than some private Bible study with a True Man Of God™. But don't take my word for it, stop by my office tommorrow afternoon around 4, and we'll be praising God by 4:30.
Lar baby, you should be proud of yourself. You're the only Landover man I will actually have a hot and heavy Bible Study with. No one has been able to get me to scream praises as loud as you. We should start our Bible Studies™® and Healings™® all over again...I've really been in need of letting out some serious steam and I know with your classes I always leave refreshed, satifies, and most all...exhaused for some starge reason.

I give you props Lar...you're truely a very gifted man. I'll be there at 4pm and hopefully be able to get an all-nighter, if you're not to busy, of course.

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Pa'DADDY, HOW COULD YOU EVEN THINK THAT OF ME?!

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Get A Room, You Adulterers!
Adultery? Sorry to question you but I don't see where are you getting that from, Pastor. I see a Pastor studying the Bible and praising the Lord with a woman who is in bad need of the Lord's love in her life, nothing about fornication of any kind.
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Adultery? Sorry to question you but I don't see where are you getting that from, Pastor. I see a Pastor studying the Bible and praising the Lord with a woman who is in bad need of the Lord's love in her life, nothing about fornication of any kind.
Thank you for your input, Brother. Here is a warning point for questioning a pastor.


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Thank you for your input, Brother. Here is a warning point for questioning a pastor.
See, this is is why when the Alpha dog growls, you're supposed to back down....or something bad happens.

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See, this is is why when the Alpha dog growls, you're supposed to back down....or something bad happens.

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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Thank you for your input, Brother. Here is a warning point for questioning a pastor.
I like the warning points we have on this board; they appear as big red flags, warning innocent members that the post above was made by a Communist.


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AND WHY ARE YOU STILL HAUNTING OUR MANLY MEN-ONLY AREA!?
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Default Re: Dating Tips for Christian Men - 09-26-2006, 12:20 AM

I'd hug you, but you might shoot me....

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Moon you are always welcome here
Boy, you need to go take a cold shower, I'd say. Your all mooney-eyed over this unsaved tree-hugging hippie witch.

I certainly hope the 2 weeks in the woods we assigned you will chase some of those demons out of your loins, son. Pray HARD! SHOUT GLORY!!


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Dating Tips for Christian Men - 10-16-2006, 10:13 AM

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I certainly hope the 2 weeks in the woods we assigned you will chase some of those demons out of your loins, son. Pray HARD! SHOUT GLORY!!
Unfortunately, that didn't work out the way that you planned, Pastor. It's such a shame that he ended up like Moon...
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Default Re: Dating Tips for Christian Men - 10-16-2006, 09:32 PM

And how exactly is that a BAD thing???

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And how exactly is that a BAD thing???

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Is laying in a secularist hospital with an Amish bullet in the brain a good thing Moon?

I was responding to the part about him ending up like me. I don't think that's such a horrible thing.

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Default Re: Dating Tips for Christian Men - 11-05-2006, 10:27 PM

i dont give a **** if my hair gets messed up???? u guys are psyhco
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i dont give a **** if my hair gets messed up???? u guys are psyhco
And you're borderline illiterate, and almost certainly hellbound. Do you have anything useful to contribute?


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