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Default Re: BANNED Toys - Let's Make a List - 12-07-2006, 04:04 AM

More of a stuffer than a toy, this is bad



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Default Re: BANNED Toys - Let's Make a List - 12-07-2006, 06:00 AM

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Peter, I wondered if excessive exposure to little Miss Hellmouth caused you to believe your banana is in peril . . . then I ran across THIS while looking for the latest Godly toys for my niece. Imagine my horror!

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From the Film Freaks line comes the razor-fanged plaything that terrified 27-time Woody Award-winning actor Ron Jeremy. Gnawings, near-drowning and immolation were all part of the game. This all-too-living life-sized toy has been available since mid-September 2004. It includes a spear, charmed watch chain and a display stand. "Majestic is really coming into its own," said Del Howison, owner of Dark Delicacies in Burbank, Calif. (Price: $39.99)
Could THIS be what Miss Hellmouth REALLY looks like?!

After seeing this, I don't know how I'll sleep tonight!
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Default Re: BANNED Toys - Let's Make a List - 12-08-2006, 07:02 PM

Oh, my Good Guard!
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Default Re: BANNED Toys - Let's Make a List - 12-09-2006, 02:26 PM

This toy is quite popular in Japan, where the nips are Godless and easily befuddled anyway. Make sure it doesn't end up in your children's pile of presents!


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: BANNED Toys - Let's Make a List - 12-09-2006, 06:42 PM

GOD, Pastor Ezekiel, it was bad enough when those "people" pitted Godzilla vs Mothra vs King Kong vs the Lock Ness Monster!
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Default Re: BANNED Toys - Let's Make a List - 12-11-2006, 06:57 AM

Yet another satanic doll that spews cuss words and tries to turn young girls into harlots like Lillith. THIS is revolting!

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Mom: Talking Doll Called My Daughter 'a Slut''I Was in Absolute Shock,' Woman Tells ABC News, 'Especially After My Daughter Repeated It'

Dec. 10, 2006 — It's supposed to say sweet things to little girls like, "You're a wonderful friend," but push its button the wrong way and the Little Mermaid Shimmering Lights Ariel doll may say something else — "You're a slut," according to a California mother whose allegation came to light in a newspaper report.

Herrera said she discovered the fluke when her 3-year-old daughter, Juliana, was pressing the button quickly so she could skip the phrases and get to the melody. Instead of just moving to the song, Herrera said her daughter got the wrong message.

"I was in absolute shock," said Herrera, "especially after my daughter repeated it."

Mattel has asked Herrera to return the doll, and the company has offered her a voucher for a toy of equal value.

Mattel currently has no plans to recall the toy, since the company has only received one complaint.

Ariel is a character from the Disney-produced film, "The Little Mermaid," and Mattel has a licensing deal with Disney to produce the doll. Disney is the parent company of ABC News.
How surprised can we be? The Disney company is well-known for its support for the sodomite lifestyle. Keep all mermaid dolls away from your children!!


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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How surprised can we be? The Disney company is well-known for its support for the sodomite lifestyle. Keep all mermaid dolls away from your children!!
The doll probably caught a look at the child's harlot mother.

Our ever-watchful Sister Talitha brought this Satanic atrocity up; at first, I thought it a mere error on the part of ignorant well-meaners, but a review of the website indicates a dark force at work!

Read the thread for information on the latest horror to be thrust upon our innocent children!
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The doll probably caught a look at the child's harlot mother.

Our ever-watchful Sister Talitha brought this Satanic atrocity up; at first, I thought it a mere error on the part of ignorant well-meaners, but a review of the website indicates a dark force at work!

Read the thread for information on the latest horror to be thrust upon our innocent children!
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Default Re: BANNED Toys - Let's Make a List - 12-18-2010, 04:52 AM

I really hesitate to post a link to this. The True Christians on the board may want to cover their eyes while looking at this item. But a Harry Potter Lego video game for ages 1 to 4?????????



Satan is trying to snatch our little ones right from their cribs enticing them with damnable witchcraft and sorcery. Absolutely horrible. Surely something should be done to all those Satana Clauses recommending this item as a gift. Those books and movies were bad enough when aimed at an older age group. But assaulting the babies with this crap is, well I just can't discuss this anymore. I'm going back to reading my 1611 King James Bible.

http://lego.wikia.com/wiki/LEGO_Harry_Potter:_Years_1-4


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Default Re: BANNED Toys - Let's Make a List - 12-18-2010, 11:10 AM

ok its quite apparent that most of you people, whom i shall refer to as the unwashed masses from now on, would much rather see the world thrown back into the dark ages.
Further more, what is your grand boner against christmas, if my memory serves me correct, it is a christian holiday, not that i support that completely, but seeing as how i really dont feel like shattering the fragile world that you call a religion, i shall restrain from telling you the truth.
Thus being said, to see that your "War on Christmas" is showing how two faced ya'll really are. What are you people, seriously!!! you say one thing, then instantly turn around and say something contradicting it. If your gunna lie to the mindless unwashed meat-puppets, you could at least commit to one falsehood and stick with it. If you ever hope to bring more mindless meat-puppets to this poorly acted charade, i would pick one falsehood and stick with it.
Finally you people are giving me a migraine, so please cut back on the mindlessness
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Default Re: BANNED Toys - Let's Make a List - 12-18-2010, 02:22 PM

There are so many games for children that somehow seem to draw the certain male 'no no' organ in the games. I can't believe it! I won't allow my child to have a television, I will never let him have a game system. Just take a look at some of the titles that have the male part in them.

-Donkey Kong
-Boarderlands <-- has it right on the cover!
-Super Mario ds ( has a background, i hear, have not seen that's all male parts!)

I can't believe they put this type of images secretly into games.

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Default Re: BANNED Toys - Let's Make a List - 12-18-2010, 03:03 PM

And While we are are the subject of toys, do you know they market witch boards to children? I can't believe this when I was my nephew with one, I admittedly ordered my sister to burn that thing! I can't believe that trying to communicate with the passed is an appropriate game for children! What were they thinking!!!! This is dangerous and warned against in the bible. The passages below are very relevant to this type of game. Parents why buy something for you children that's going is grounds to get them stoned, or on the pathway to Hell. This is not some innocent game. They are moving closer to the when the play trash like this. Save the kids souls and take this game off the market!

Leviticus 20:27
A man also or woman that hath a familiar spirit, or that is a wizard, shall surely be put to death: they shall stone them with stones: their blood shall be upon them.

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10There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch.
11Or a charmer, or a consulter with familiar spirits, or a wizard, or a necromancer.
12For all that do these things are an abomination unto the LORD: and because of these abominations the LORD thy God doth drive them out from before thee.
13Thou shalt be perfect with the LORD thy God.



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13So Saul died for his transgression which he committed against the LORD, even against the word of the LORD, which he kept not, and also for asking counsel of one that had a familiar spirit, to enquire of it;
14And enquired not of the LORD: therefore he slew him, and turned the kingdom unto David the son of Jesse.
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Default Re: BANNED Toys - Let's Make a List - 12-18-2010, 10:11 PM

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ok its quite apparent that most of you people, whom i shall refer to as the unwashed masses from now on, would much rather see the world thrown back into the dark ages.
Further more, what is your grand boner against christmas, if my memory serves me correct, it is a christian holiday, not that i support that completely, but seeing as how i really dont feel like shattering the fragile world that you call a religion, i shall restrain from telling you the truth.
Thus being said, to see that your "War on Christmas" is showing how two faced ya'll really are. What are you people, seriously!!! you say one thing, then instantly turn around and say something contradicting it. If your gunna lie to the mindless unwashed meat-puppets, you could at least commit to one falsehood and stick with it. If you ever hope to bring more mindless meat-puppets to this poorly acted charade, i would pick one falsehood and stick with it.
Finally you people are giving me a migraine, so please cut back on the mindlessness
Are you blind in one eye and covering up the other with your hand?
the War on Christmas is being waged by Unsaved Trash like you, against the Jesus ordained Christmas celebration by True Christians. After all the posts on this forum and you still haven't gleaned that fact?


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Default Re: BANNED Toys - Let's Make a List - 12-18-2010, 10:19 PM

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And While we are are the subject of toys, do you know they market witch boards to children? I can't believe this when I was my nephew with one, I admittedly ordered my sister to burn that thing! I can't believe that trying to communicate with the passed is an appropriate game for children! What were they thinking!!!! This is dangerous and warned against in the bible. The passages below are very relevant to this type of game. Parents why buy something for you children that's going is grounds to get them stoned, or on the pathway to Hell. This is not some innocent game. They are moving closer to the when the play trash like this. Save the kids souls and take this game off the market!

Leviticus 20:27
A man also or woman that hath a familiar spirit, or that is a wizard, shall surely be put to death: they shall stone them with stones: their blood shall be upon them.

Deuteronomy 18:10-13

10There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch.
11Or a charmer, or a consulter with familiar spirits, or a wizard, or a necromancer.
12For all that do these things are an abomination unto the LORD: and because of these abominations the LORD thy God doth drive them out from before thee.
13Thou shalt be perfect with the LORD thy God.



1 Chronicles 10:13-14


13So Saul died for his transgression which he committed against the LORD, even against the word of the LORD, which he kept not, and also for asking counsel of one that had a familiar spirit, to enquire of it;
14And enquired not of the LORD: therefore he slew him, and turned the kingdom unto David the son of Jesse.
Did you notice the subtitle on that game? "It glows in the dark." What else do we know that glows in the dark? Satan. He glows in the dark too.


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Default Re: BANNED Toys - Let's Make a List - 12-18-2010, 11:51 PM

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Did you notice the subtitle on that game? "It glows in the dark." What else do we know that glows in the dark? Satan. He glows in the dark too.

It's an evil toy sent from to destroy out children! Why are parent's realizing this!!!! Save our children and burn that horrible game!


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Default Re: BANNED Toys - Let's Make a List - 12-22-2010, 03:58 PM

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I really hesitate to post a link to this. The True Christians on the board may want to cover their eyes while looking at this item. But a Harry Potter Lego video game for ages 1 to 4?????????

Are you for real?

AGES 1-4?

I don't think you understand anything you're on about, really.

There were 4 films of Harry Potter when this was game was released, and the years 1-4 mean films 1-4, which were based around school years.
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Default Re: BANNED Toys - Let's Make a List - 12-22-2010, 05:29 PM

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films 1-4
They made more than one of those horrible movies?


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Exclamation Re: BANNED Toys - Let's Make a List - 12-22-2010, 05:34 PM

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They made more than one of those horrible movies?
They're going to make 8 in total!
Currently the 7th is in cinemas...
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They're going to make 8 in total!
Currently the 7th is in cinemas...
Why? Don't they understand they are pushing kids towards witchcraft.


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Default Re: BANNED Toys - Let's Make a List - 12-22-2010, 08:04 PM

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Why? Don't they understand they are pushing kids towards witchcraft.
I've read the books... and witchcraft isn't a big deal in the books...
it IS in them, but mainly it's about friendship, caring for each other and defeating your inner demons...
The witchcraft-part is just to make the message sound a bit 'fancier' :-)

After all, nobody would wanne buy a book that's called "Harry Potter and his friends learn all about the evil in the world" :-)

I know that lot of people are gonne argue with it... but in my eyes... it kinda is like the bible... you know, people need something to hold on to...

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