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Default My chastity belt is chafing! - 01-19-2007, 07:30 PM

If there are any other unwed Sisters here who could help, or any married Sisters whose husbands have commanded them to wear one, I'm having a problem with my chastity belt. I've been finding when I do a lot of activity (cleaning and cooking for the unwed men of the flock is a never ending task), it starts to chafe. Would talcum powder work best, or should I go with a petroleum jelly?
The talc would be less shameful to buy, but I've noticed a few of the Brothers and Pastors keep a fair supply of petroleum jelly on hand which they must have to give the unwed women for this very problem.
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Default Re: My chastity belt is chafing! - 01-19-2007, 07:44 PM

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Any advice would be greatly appreciated!
Sister, I'm sure the other ladies would be greatly helped in answering your query if you were to post a photo of this chastity belt, in use, to demonstrate exactly where the chafing occurs.
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Default Re: My chastity belt is chafing! - 01-19-2007, 07:51 PM

Is there possibly a lubricant or powder that may prevent such chafing? Or perhaps you could change the materials used for the chastity belt? Hm.

I hear hot sauce works... but thats for cats... so never mind about that.

But uh, why not line the belt with silk or something soft that doesn't chafe?
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Default Re: My chastity belt is chafing! - 01-19-2007, 07:58 PM

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I hear hot sauce works... but thats for cats... so never mind about that.?
I'm confused.

Are you saying that hot sauce keeps cats from chafing you?

Just what exactly are you DOING with these cats, young man?!
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Default Re: My chastity belt is chafing! - 01-19-2007, 08:09 PM

Uhm okay. First of all, I am a female.... heheh.... *awkward laugh*

The cats.. yes well.. it's common knowledge that if you wish to keep your cats away from objects such as the sofa, you may use hot sauce or citrus products. They don't like that.

I guess I was meaning to say that perhaps you could keep men away, but i realized that that doesn't work and said "Nevermind thats for cats"

So you see... hehhe... yes...
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Default Re: My chastity belt is chafing! - 01-19-2007, 08:16 PM

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Uhm okay. First of all, I am a female.... heheh.... *awkward laugh*

The cats.. yes well.. it's common knowledge that if you wish to keep your cats away from objects such as the sofa, you may use hot sauce or citrus products. They don't like that.

I guess I was meaning to say that perhaps you could keep men away, but i realized that that doesn't work and said "Nevermind thats for cats"

So you see... hehhe... yes...
hmmmm . . .

Well, I'll accept that for the moment.

Cats with hot sauce, eh?

And you're a female? I figured you were the love child of a dinosaur and a dredlocks-sportin', joint-tokin' Jamaican. Which I guess you still could be.

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Default Re: My chastity belt is chafing! - 01-19-2007, 08:20 PM

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Sister, I'm sure the other ladies would be greatly helped in answering your query if you were to post a photo of this chastity belt, in use, to demonstrate exactly where the chafing occurs.
Here is the belt I currently wear. I'm sorry I don't have a photo of me in it, but perhaps I could ask one of the Pastors' wives to take a picture that I can pass along privately.
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Default Re: My chastity belt is chafing! - 01-19-2007, 08:22 PM

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Here is the belt I currently wear. I'm sorry I don't have a photo of me in it, but perhaps I could ask one of the Pastors' wives to take a picture that I can pass along privately.

Again I suggest.... silk or something... I can certainly see why that would chafe. o.o
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Default Re: My chastity belt is chafing! - 01-19-2007, 08:26 PM

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Sister, you should not be showing this to be a problem. Just as we suffer the monthly Curse, so we should have to suffer this minor discomfort caused by such a necessary device.
We must act as brave True Christian™ Women and suffer in silence for Jesus. Did he ask for Vaseline or talcum Powder while nailed to The Cross?
Whilst we can never know for certain, my answer to this question would be a resolute NO!
Did he complain to the Guards that he had needed Suntan Lotion from being out in the Sun? No, of course not.
Did he wish that No More Nails had been invented? Well, maybe, but there is nothing in The Bible(KJV1611) to say that he complained.

Suffer in silence like you are supposed to!
Thank you for your loving rebuke. I don't know what I was thinking. No, I wasn't thinking at all! I will pray to Jesus for His forgiveness, and I will double my tithe this week!

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Again I suggest.... silk or something... I can certainly see why that would chafe. o.o
I saw when you suggested that the first time, but I thought you were joking. Everyone knows that silk is only used by lust filled heathens for their own perverse satisfaction.


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Default Re: My chastity belt is chafing! - 01-19-2007, 08:28 PM

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Thank you for your loving rebuke. I don't know what I was thinking. No, I wasn't thinking at all! I will pray to Jesus for His forgiveness, and I will double my tithe this week!


I saw when you suggested that the first time, but I thought you were joking. Everyone knows that silk is only used by lust filled heathens for their own perverse satisfaction.
I'm sure if you wore a suitable undergarment beneath it, rather than some harlot's thong, you should be able to prevent chafing.
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I saw when you suggested that the first time, but I thought you were joking. Everyone knows that silk is only used by lust filled heathens for their own perverse satisfaction.
Sorry. My mistake. I'm not really an expert on which fabrics are made for heathens or not. What about cotton? Please don't even mention the cotton fingers, we are talking about undergarmens, thank you.
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Thank you for your loving rebuke. I don't know what I was thinking. No, I wasn't thinking at all! I will pray to Jesus for His forgiveness, and I will double my tithe this week!


I saw when you suggested that the first time, but I thought you were joking. Everyone knows that silk is only used by lust filled heathens for their own perverse satisfaction.
Well, Sister, I'm pleased you can see the error of your ways, I'm sure your Loving Donation to Jesus will sort things out for you

As far as the use of silk is concerned, it seems you already know the evil of that Devilish material.
In my younger married days, to show Jesus just how much I loved him, I lined my own Chastity Belt with Thorns. It stops the chafing, but reminds you of how Jesus suffered.

Now, about this situation of our menfolk carrying around petroleum Jelly! Can Brother On Your knees fill us in with details about this?



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Default Re: My chastity belt is chafing! - 01-22-2007, 02:53 AM

what should i do...i had sex? will i be punished can i ever be forgiven?
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Default Re: My chastity belt is chafing! - 01-22-2007, 03:01 AM

It's all rather simple, friend...

REPENT SINNER !!

And stop being a HARLOT or whatever you are. And, get rid of that blow up sex doll, perv!!


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Default Re: My chastity belt is chafing! - 01-20-2007, 02:49 AM

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Here is the belt I currently wear. I'm sorry I don't have a photo of me in it, but perhaps I could ask one of the Pastors' wives to take a picture that I can pass along privately.
Bwahahaha!! I have a similar 'chastity belt', my husband and I both like it, especially the taking it off part......I wear it and play the shy damsel and he.....well, you get the idea

But that's no chastity belt!!! Bwahahaha!



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Default Re: My chastity belt is chafing! - 01-20-2007, 11:09 AM

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Here is the belt I currently wear. I'm sorry I don't have a photo of me in it, but perhaps I could ask one of the Pastors' wives to take a picture that I can pass along privately.
I see your problem. Either the leather/rubber inside is drying out, or the metal itself is oxydizing from your sweat. I'd imagine it's a combination of both. My advice would be to buy several of these devices. You may also look into a model that is slightly smaller, and conforms to your curves better. That will reduce the friction of constant movement while you're performing your womanly duties of cooking and cleaning, etc.

There is also a new type of kevlar/mylar that is almost as hard as steel, and is more flexible. I'll try to find some examples for you


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Default Re: My chastity belt is chafing! - 01-20-2007, 12:43 PM

Her problem is that she is whining. She has no Godly Man to lead her and instruct her properly, so she has nothing better to do with her time than complain. Its a female trait. Its why they need to see the back of their Man's hand on a regular basis. That, plus be isolated when they start bleeding from their genitals.

Leviticus 15:19 And if a woman have an issue, and her issue in her flesh be blood, she shall be put apart seven days: and whosoever toucheth her shall be unclean until the even.
15:20 And every thing that she lieth upon in her separation shall be unclean: every thing also that she sitteth upon shall be unclean.
15:21 And whosoever toucheth her bed shall wash his clothes, and bathe himself in water, and be unclean until the even.
15:22 And whosoever toucheth any thing that she sat upon shall wash his clothes, and bathe himself in water, and be unclean until the even.
15:23 And if it be on her bed, or on any thing whereon she sitteth, when he toucheth it, he shall be unclean until the even.


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Default Re: My chastity belt is chafing! - 01-20-2007, 06:26 PM

It is my womanly shame.


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Default Re: My chastity belt is chafing! - 01-21-2007, 01:46 PM

Pastor Zeke is right! This woman is whining! Women should consider themselves lucky to be guided by a True Christian man and they should do whatever he tells them to do. If they don't then they do need to be backhanded and maybe even taken to the woodshed and spanked!

True Christian men have a REASON for putting their women in chastity belts. Women should be happy and joyful about having to wear them and they SHOULD NOT be complaining about it being uncomfortable or chafing!! Women are incapable of controlling themselves sexually and this is one reason why True Christian men have their wives wear chastity belts. Otherwise, those women harlots would be opening up to anything and everything that comes along!

BE JOYFUL Sister Mary Maria and STOP whining! Consider it a PRIVILEGE to wear a chastity belt even if it's chafing. Thank God Almighty that some True Christian man saw fit to PROTECT you from the sexual predators in the male world and, at the same time, protect you against your OWN INNATE female tendency towards HARLOTRY!!


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