Dear Brother Larry,
I received word from Jim's brother, Sheriff Joe Lombardo, 17th Sheriff of Clark County, NV, that Jim Lombardo did something naughty and has barricaded himself in a prayer closet for an indefinite period of time, until he sees the light and Jesus tells him it's safe to come out.
Being the concerned mother-type, I found this out through a bit of discreet inquiry. I hope Jim is feeding himself at least.
In the meantime, I'd be happy to step in and exercise a creative hand for any musical projects!
I used to be a Sunday music supervisor for my kids at the KKK (Kristian Kids Korner). My style may be a bit tacky, but I'm sure we can plug some beats out.
Here's a sample of my dabblings:
Wash Your Hands by Dolleen Moans
Wash your hands to make them
nice for Jesus,
Wash them nice and clean,
Get all that dirt and Satan out, so Christ shall not get mean.
When you frolic in your vice, your soul gets stained for damned.
So clean your act, take my advice,
For Christ's Sake WASH YOUR HAND!