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Default Re: Immortal - 11-06-2007, 10:22 PM

Zeke, I don't care about any of your guys. I have one right here that I can focus all my energy on... and beat at video games when the fancy strikes me. Sorry, but I'm a one guy girl and that one guy is none of you, thank you very much. So don't call me a whore. Whores get paid and STD's. I get neither money nor diseases... nor pregnant... nor weird lip infections.
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Default Re: Immortal - 11-06-2007, 10:41 PM

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Zeke, I don't care about any of your guys. I have one right here that I can focus all my energy on... and beat at video games when the fancy strikes me. Sorry, but I'm a one guy girl and that one guy is none of you, thank you very much. So don't call me a whore. Whores get paid and STD's. I get neither money nor diseases... nor pregnant... nor weird lip infections.
Really friend, is this why your' avatar is trying to eye rape every male member of this forum? Frankly friend you've been acting like this forum is some kind of all you can eat man meat buffet since you started posting here. You may not behave that way off-line but we of Landover are perfectly aware of the practice of “cybering” and frankly we do not want the virtual dieses you have acquired in your’ virtual harloting



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Default Re: Immortal - 11-07-2007, 10:15 PM

If I were interested in any of you, I'd be showing more signs than you think you see. And frankly I prefer a REAL relationship to a internet one. You can't hug a person on the internet. What many call "cybering" is a just another excuse for people to be twisted and sick.... I, for one, am not that twisted or sick. Now, if you people would stop treating me like a whore, maybe I'll start taking you seriously, maybe. That's a big maybe there.
Now, if you have a problem with my avatar... tough rocks, pal. Axel's staying right where he is. That's Axel. A-X-E-L. Got it memorized? Good!
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Default Re: Immortal - 11-07-2007, 10:33 PM

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If I were interested in any of you, I'd be showing more signs than you think you see.
We don’t think anything harlot. We listen to what Jesus tells us.

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And frankly I prefer a REAL relationship to a internet one. You can't hug a person on the internet. What many call "cybering" is a just another excuse for people to be twisted and sick.... I, for one, am not that twisted or sick.
You’re the one who thinks a “realationship” is about writhing around in bed like you’re deranged and not producing children like Jesus wants. You are in no position to call anyone sick or twisted harlot.

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Now, if you people would stop treating me like a whore, maybe I'll start taking you seriously, maybe.
Maybe you want to remember who is the guest in whose’ forum? You are only here at our sufferance so we can help you reach SALVATION™ (or your' money back). We are as serious as the very fires of Hell about that.

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That's a big maybe there.
Now, if you have a problem with my avatar... tough rocks, pal. Axel's staying right where he is. That's Axel. A-X-E-L. Got it memorized? Good!
I care how? Axel is not going to SAVE™ anyone from Hell. Only Jesus can.



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Default Re: Immortal - 11-08-2007, 12:05 AM

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We don’t think anything harlot. We listen to what Jesus tells us.
You think you are seeing signs that I like anyone on this forum. Seeing as how I don't know you and you don't know me....I do not see possibility in this.


You’re the one who thinks a “realationship” is about writhing around in bed like you’re deranged and not producing children like Jesus wants. You are in no position to call anyone sick or twisted harlot.
Funny, Laughing Boy, I'm still a vergin... Now how does that work, pray tell?


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There's something so very mean that I could say to this but I shall keep my mouth shut. Mainly because Alexander tells me not to be mean.


I care how? Axel is not going to SAVE™ anyone from Hell. Only Jesus can.
No, maybe not. But of course my avatar did nothing to you so why talk about it?
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Default Re: Immortal - 11-09-2007, 05:51 PM

You're a virgin with a boyfriend? Knowing how the youth of today act..
Stop lying! You're a harlot who engages in the SIN of pre-marrital sex EVERY DAY!
Confess your sins and REPENT!!

LYING WILL NOT SAVE YOU from the fire that burns eternal!


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Default Re: Immortal - 11-10-2007, 12:23 AM

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Now, if you have a problem with my avatar ... tough rocks, pal. Axel's staying right where he is. That's Axel. A-X-E-L. Got it memorized? Good!
Um, sorry, but who is Axel? he some rock star or somebody?

My son-in-law Mr Godwin says rock and roll music is of the devil, so we don't listen to that kind of noise in our house (just call me a behind-the-times noddy)


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1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

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Default Re: Immortal - 11-10-2007, 02:31 AM

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You're a virgin with a boyfriend? Knowing how the youth of today act..
Stop lying! You're a harlot who engages in the SIN of pre-marrital sex EVERY DAY!
Confess your sins and REPENT!!

LYING WILL NOT SAVE YOU from the fire that burns eternal!
He's technically not my boyfriend...yet. We have issues to work out right now.
Not all teenagers act like that, you know. I am a virgin and proud of it. We are a very rare breed. You don't even know me therefore cannot judge me by what you think you know.

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Um, sorry, but who is Axel? he some rock star or somebody?

My son-in-law Mr Godwin says rock and roll music is of the devil, so we don't listen to that kind of noise in our house (just call me a behind-the-times noddy)
That's ok Noddy. Not all know who Axel, the Flurry of the Dancing Flames, is. He's a video game character that I absolutly adore mainly because he is sarcastic, fights well, loyal to his friends, and finally I want his coat.... Such a beautiful trenchcoat and so warm.... But, if you'd like to know more look up Axel with the words Kingdom Hearts 2. It's a beautiful game, to be sure.
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Default Re: Immortal - 11-10-2007, 01:48 PM

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He's technically not my boyfriend...yet. We have issues to work out right now.
Not all teenagers act like that, you know. I am a virgin and proud of it. We are a very rare breed. You don't even know me therefore cannot judge me by what you think you know.
Not ALL act so, you're right on that.. But you do.
And I don't know you personally, but the Holy Spirit does know all there is to know about you!
And He tells me you are a little fornicating liar, for you can lie to me but you can't lie to the Spirit.

As for those disgusting issues you two have...
Speak unto the children of Israel, and say unto them,
When any man hath a running issue out of his flesh, because of his issue he is unclean.
Leviticus 15:2

And he that toucheth the flesh of him that hath the issue shall wash his clothes, and bathe himself in water, and be unclean until the even.
Leviticus 15:7

Same goes for women, unless the issue is one of blood:
In that case you must be completely isolated for atleast 7 days. (Leviticus 15:19)

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That's ok Noddy. Not all know who Axel, the Flurry of the Dancing Flames, is. He's a video game character that I absolutly adore mainly because he is sarcastic, fights well, loyal to his friends, and finally I want his coat.... Such a beautiful trenchcoat and so warm.... But, if you'd like to know more look up Axel with the words Kingdom Hearts 2. It's a beautiful game, to be sure.
No wonder you reject God, you can't even separate fiction from reality, you damned-to-hell nerd.

Here's how it is:
God is real and wants you to love Him, "axel" is made-up.


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Default Re: Immortal - 11-10-2007, 03:04 PM

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He's technically not my boyfriend...yet. We have issues to work out right now.
So what issue is it that's prevented him from taking your virginity? Is he a queer, or just not interested in fornicating with obese goths with faces like boots?
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That's ok Noddy. Not all know who Axel, the Flurry of the Dancing Flames, is.
You have a furry as an avatar? Get thee gone, Satan!


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Default Re: Immortal - 11-11-2007, 10:36 PM

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Not ALL act so, you're right on that.. But you do.
And I don't know you personally, but the Holy Spirit does know all there is to know about you!
And He tells me you are a little fornicating liar, for you can lie to me but you can't lie to the Spirit.

As for those disgusting issues you two have...
Speak unto the children of Israel, and say unto them,
When any man hath a running issue out of his flesh, because of his issue he is unclean.
Leviticus 15:2

And he that toucheth the flesh of him that hath the issue shall wash his clothes, and bathe himself in water, and be unclean until the even.
Leviticus 15:7

Same goes for women, unless the issue is one of blood:
In that case you must be completely isolated for atleast 7 days. (Leviticus 15:19)
And I do believe you misheard. I would never even DREAM of commiting "whoredoms", if that is even a real word. Issue being that he had a bad relationship with his ex and wants to wait before starting a new one.
No wonder you reject God, you can't even separate fiction from reality, you damned-to-hell nerd.

Here's how it is:
God is real and wants you to love Him, "axel" is made-up.
I know that Axel is made up, but real characters have characteristics and mannerisms too.

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So what issue is it that's prevented him from taking your virginity? Is he a queer, or just not interested in fornicating with obese goths with faces like boots?
I do believe I have made my point clear on that. And for the record, I'm not obese to say the least.
You have a furry as an avatar? Get thee gone, Satan!
FURRY!? No, not Axel. He's human....except for having no heart.... Not that he'd know what he'd do with one.... Him being an assasin for Organization XIII.
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Default Re: Immortal - 11-25-2007, 05:14 PM

The poem could use some work in my opinion, though poetry is not my expertise.
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Default Re: Immortal - 11-26-2007, 07:54 AM

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Originally Posted by L&Pastery View Post
The poem could use some work in my opinion, though poetry is not my expertise.
No, God mocking and sodomy are you expertise.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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